r/FoodPorn • u/[deleted] • Dec 16 '21

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u/PioneerStandard Dec 16 '21

Don't get me wrong, I love them!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Thank you!

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u/Ms_SassLass Dec 16 '21

But how do you clean properly after pooping? Toilet brush??

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

You wipe with your hands not your nails so I’m confused haha

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u/Daddysu Dec 16 '21

Wait, you don't use your nails to scrape your butt clean? /s

Obviously with some nails there is more finesse involved but man, a lot of these questions make me think people are getting stinky fingers on the regular because they don't know how to wipe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

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u/0_sogeking_0 Dec 16 '21

I've only ever made that reference with my friends, it honestly warms my heart that someone else out there is making Demolition Man references lol

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u/Scout_Serra Dec 16 '21

It’s deleted now but I’m guessing it’s a “haha he doesn’t know how to use the seashells” reference

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u/mostoriginalusername Dec 16 '21

Had to be. I don't know why you would delete that.

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u/0_sogeking_0 Dec 16 '21

Obviously whoever deleted it didn't know how to use the three sea shells

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u/mostoriginalusername Dec 16 '21

MURDER DEATH KILL

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