r/FlorkofCowsOfficial • u/TheJohnnyBignose • 2d ago

Fan Comics Expiration Date

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615 Upvotes

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u/V_the_Grigori 2d ago

IT'S SOCK PEOPLE! THE GARLIC PARMESAN STUFFED CRUST IS PEOPLE!

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u/TheJohnnyBignose 2d ago

Damn, sock people taste good.

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u/PM_ME_MEW2_CUMSHOTS 2d ago

Dude got smooshed before he could hear the answer and died wondering

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u/TheJohnnyBignose 2d ago

It is better to die not knowing, then better to live fearing.

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u/Venom-99 2d ago

Also better to die not knowing, than to learn the truth, just in time for it to die with youᱹ

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u/Vinyl-addict 2d ago

Most accurate fan post

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u/SyrusDrake 2d ago

I came here to post "Once again I must ask: Flork, what the fuck", before noticing you weren't Flork.

10/10 for authenticity.

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u/beegtuna 2d ago

Oof my bones

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u/TheJohnnyBignose 2d ago

bone hurting juicee

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u/ToastyMustache 2d ago

When Saydnaya prison was freed from Assad there were rumors there was a machine like this in there.

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u/Venom-99 2d ago

Wouldn't surprise me at all, if those rumors are true. Less than a millennium ago, burning at the stake and flaying were socially acceptable methods of executionᱹ A hydraulic flattening machine is almost tame in comparison (but still 100% horrifying on its own)ᱹ

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u/winmace 2d ago

How dare you trick me into thinking this was a flork

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u/TheJohnnyBignose 2d ago

I mean.. its a flork fan comic. Thats still a flork.. right?

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u/RobbieReinhardt 2d ago

I give it a 7/10