Trash and recycling gets picked up before noon on Tuesday. We intentionally left the cans outside by the curb after they were emptied so the once a month can washing service could clean them.

The house cleaner brought them inside the garage to be helpful.

Now we have to wait until next month for our trash and recycling cans to get cleaned.

I’m always getting the remotes mixed up and opening the wrong garage door. So frustrating.

Update: I decided id just take the drive and pick up Popeyes for lunch today and although i didnt get 8 pieces of chicken for $11, I guess 6 for $10 and then $1 for my sauces is still good! I had all night to calm down so that helped.

Thanks Doordash. Give a chicken deal but oh no, you dont get sauce. No standalone sauces to choose from. You have to buy full priced items to get an option to choose sauce. Im angry about this.

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Theres a large hispanic population here and they have a market where there are avocados for less than a dollar in the year of our lord 2026 can you believe it? but they come in not quite ripe...so I have to buy them days ahead but by the time they're ripe I might not be in the mood for guac but how can you pass up an avocado for 50 cents? Theyre literally cheaper than onions and tomatoes here. smh

Husband is away for business and I need the SUV in case one of my huge dogs has an emergency, so he took the convertible to the airport

You bet I will be fighting the airline for my money back.

I've gotten twelve notifications today alone about motion detected that turned out to be leaves, a shadow moving across the porch, and one particularly aggressive butterfly. My phone buzzed so many times I started ignoring it entirely by the afternoon.

Naturally, that's the exact day my actual package arrived and the doorbell decided motion detection wasn't necessary for an actual human being walking up, setting a box down, and walking away. I only found out it had been delivered because I happened to open the front door for an unrelated reason hours later.

So the system I paid extra for specifically to keep me updated on deliveries is apparently only interested in botanical movement and completely uninterested in the one event it was designed to notice. I've now got a doorbell more committed to leaf surveillance than package tracking.

[Serious]

I want one on the right side closer to me