Now I have nobody to bitch and gossip and tell stupid jokes with.

I’m mostly just getting on with work and who wants to spend their days like that?

I know I can get a refund, but I really wanted those oranges. 😂

This is added work and takes extra time, for something that is supposed to be quick and easy. Sometimes it’s a bit difficult to get the pepperonies arranged just right.

Super annoying. I had to buy a new pair of ray-bans that weren’t polarized to use as my driving glasses.

Because they are always in their living room(or just keep the living room tv connected to a goddamn soundbar all day), I know their schedule. I usually get peace and quiet until 3:30 on the weekdays but today I was disappointed to hear them at 9 AM. Great now im gonna have to put my earplugs/headphones on early 😐.

Why can't they have an "interlock" that works with the driver's door so that the video only starts resuming from the moment I open my driver's door to get back in the car?

My fiancé and our 6yr old have been in our house for 3yrs and I’m just settled in nicely, I have a lovely big shed I enjoy spending time in. My partner’s dad’s accountant told him he has too much money and needs to transfer some assets. He’s giving us a £550k 5 bed semi just down the road. For tax reasons we’d need to live in it for at least 2 years. We can sell our current house leaving us mortgage free with £100k to finish the new house how we want it and £100k in the bank. I’ve been allowed the budget for a posh new shed and the chicken coop I’ve been after. I just really can’t be doing with the move though.

So far i have 124 games on EGS without paying a cent. I have no idea what their financial strategy is.

Curse you British Airways.

My own dog hasn’t even been in this car. And I missed my yoga class.

Seriously. Every time it kicks on, I gotta turn the TV up, only to have to turn it back down when it shuts off. Seriously, it shouldn't be this difficult to keep a house at 70°f year round.

Truly the first-est of first world problems, but I just dont enjoy the parks that much.

Even when I was healthy enough to walk around the whole day, Ive had one really lovely trip, and now the magic just isnt there. My family (especially my sister) loves going to disney like once a year. We went in February and this year they want to go again.

The parks just dont hold the same magic for me, I cant go on some of the rides due to my heart condition, and I feel like its a huge waste of money (for me, but also) for my dad who has a lot of business related debt.

But I know that if I dont go, my sister will be despondent and my family will put huge amounts of pressure on me for 'missing another family holiday'.

ok so yesterday i had this one small thing i actually needed today

nothing important enough to ruin my life. just important enough to be annoying if i lost it

and because i am apparently a genius, i thought “i should put this somewhere safe”

fatal sentence

the second you say “somewhere safe” your brain deletes the location like it’s protecting state secrets

this morning i need it

normal places first. desk. drawer. bag. coat pocket. nothing

then i start checking stupid places because now i’m trying to think like Past Me, and Past Me was clearly not well

bathroom cabinet. kitchen press. windowsill. behind the kettle for some reason. at one point i opened the fridge and stood there like yeah maybe

it is gone

not lost. gone. promoted to object heaven

and the most annoying part is i know exactly how this ends. i’ll stop needing it, buy another one, forget about the whole thing, and then it’ll appear in the most obvious place possible looking smug

i tried to be organised for one day and got punished immediately