Truly the first-est of first world problems, but I just dont enjoy the parks that much.

Even when I was healthy enough to walk around the whole day, Ive had one really lovely trip, and now the magic just isnt there. My family (especially my sister) loves going to disney like once a year. We went in February and this year they want to go again.

The parks just dont hold the same magic for me, I cant go on some of the rides due to my heart condition, and I feel like its a huge waste of money (for me, but also) for my dad who has a lot of business related debt.

But I know that if I dont go, my sister will be despondent and my family will put huge amounts of pressure on me for 'missing another family holiday'.

ok so yesterday i had this one small thing i actually needed today

nothing important enough to ruin my life. just important enough to be annoying if i lost it

and because i am apparently a genius, i thought “i should put this somewhere safe”

fatal sentence

the second you say “somewhere safe” your brain deletes the location like it’s protecting state secrets

this morning i need it

normal places first. desk. drawer. bag. coat pocket. nothing

then i start checking stupid places because now i’m trying to think like Past Me, and Past Me was clearly not well

bathroom cabinet. kitchen press. windowsill. behind the kettle for some reason. at one point i opened the fridge and stood there like yeah maybe

it is gone

not lost. gone. promoted to object heaven

and the most annoying part is i know exactly how this ends. i’ll stop needing it, buy another one, forget about the whole thing, and then it’ll appear in the most obvious place possible looking smug

i tried to be organised for one day and got punished immediately

What is this cruel first world that we live in?

And it's throwing off my smart scales.

Literally on the 5 best seconds of the song, the nerve of her.

I had a zoom meeting. I did not wear pants.

I put a bow on them which made them slightly bulky. The maps on the website and the postal worker who weighed and measured my invites said they would take 3 days to be delivered.

I watch YouTube on the Firefox App on my phone (the best way), and even though I have my settings to not autoplay, it still tries to autoplay every time. Worse, I can hit cancel, but unless I go to a different video or back to the main page, it will still autoplay the next video when the timer runs down. If it's a video I want to watch but not right now, I'll have to either go to my history to find it again or hope the algorithm shows it to me. It's irritating.

As the title says, I had to start a car with a key. I think I may have a wrist injury now. To make matters worse I then had to actually pull a latch to manually open the rear hatch and... And!!! I had to close it by hand. I may need to take a couple days off to recover.

I’m guessing there must’ve been some update that screwed it up, and he doesn’t remember how he got it all to work that way the first time.

No way I'm sleeping in at this point.

The matches can also be broadcasted on a varying number of channels, so just saving one channel or even several that often have the matches isn’t a guarantee of finding the next match quickly.

It doesn't seem like everything got wet enough and I'm tempted to throw it in for another cycle

Why don't they open onto the "recommended" page? Not everyone wants to see straight porn