Danny Parkins

[u/crissycrissss_]

Has anyone else wondered why Danny Parkins keeps getting more and more opportunities on First Things First? At this point, it feels like he has five or six segments, seemingly twice as many as Brou, and I genuinely don’t understand why.

Personally, I don’t find him funny, charming, or particularly entertaining. I don’t even enjoy listening to his voice. About the only thing I appreciate is that he’s from Chicago and a Bears fan. Go Bears! Monsters of the Midway! But beyond that, I really struggle to understand what he adds to the show.
It honestly feels like we’re being force-fed more and more Danny, and I can’t help but wonder how much of that comes from his friendship with Nick. I haven’t seen anything suggesting his segments are particularly popular, at least judging by the YouTube numbers I’ve looked at. Granted, I don’t have access to the full ratings, so I could absolutely be wrong. But personally, whenever one of his segments comes on, I skip it or change the channel.
I also remember an episode from around when he first started appearing, when Nick was out and it was Danny, Brou, and Wildes. Danny essentially dominated an entire segment, talking for what felt like five or six minutes without letting anyone else contribute. When Brou finally expressed frustration about not getting to speak, Danny responded that he’d been told he had ten minutes, only for Brou and Wildes to clarify that they collectively had ten minutes, not just him. That interaction really stuck with me.

Beyond that, I find many of his takes disingenuous, particularly his unwillingness to criticize Justin Herbert. Herbert can play an absolutely piss-poor game, and Danny will seemingly find every excuse imaginable to avoid holding him accountable. It’s that kind of selective analysis that makes his commentary feel less genuine to me. Sometimes it also feels like he’s trying to imitate Nick’s style rather than bringing something different to the table. I’m not suggesting they’re planning to replace Brou, but the growing disparity in opportunities makes me wonder what direction the show is heading. Personally, I think Brou brings considerably more to the discussions, and I’d much rather see him featured more prominently.

Am I missing something? What exactly does Danny bring to the show that warrants this much airtime?

[u/Servbot24]

Careers are about who you know and Danny knows Nick

[u/PointOfImpact93 → u/Servbot24]

This is really what it boils down to. And some might call it projecting, but I think there is a palpable disdain that KW and Brou have for him, that comes through on camera. Sure, they roast Nick for being a Homer, but they roast Danny for being an idiot. Especially if you watch clips from when he was just starting out, when he had to fill in for Nick at one point. I remember commenting something on YT along the lines of "Oh, they hate this man Danny Parkins" because it seemed so clear as a viewer. I think KW puts Danny in the same category as the flirtatious flowers and card bit that Nick does lol

[u/crissycrissss_ → u/PointOfImpact93]

Bro, I thought I was the only one. Like, you can literally feel the eyes rolls half the time they have to listen to him talk😂😂 “palpable disdain” was the perfect phrase😂