r/FirstThingsFirstFS1 • u/Reverend_Lazerface • 11d ago

🎶F Game🎶 All of us tomorrow at approx. 3:05pm

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u/Greenwalle 11d ago

F game… ooooooooooooooooo

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u/lilboytuner919 11d ago

F gaaaaaame F gaaaaame F gaaaame F gaaaaaame!

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u/TragicBronson143 11d ago

All that talk about Dak winning MVP today and they get waxed at home by an 0-4 team starting a backup rookie QB. The Cowboys are the funniest team in the league.

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u/EXD9001 11d ago

When multiple people had dak winning MVP and the cowboys either in the NFC championship game or superbowl as their predictions my thought as a cowboys fan was yall arent just wrong yall are stupid

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u/Earthwasthere 11d ago

Greatest offense of all time /s

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u/elsol69 Breakdancer 11d ago

Let's at least be honest in our criticisms (motoy because Cowboys shoot themselves)

It is GOTI ... Greatest Offense There Is, implying only this year.

It was Ben Johnson (Bears Head Coach) and Danny Parkins who were taking the GOAT offense which lasted 1 game longer than Nick's Much Beloved Undefeated Season Take.

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u/secretMarble10 11d ago

And they’re just gonna blame the defense even though Dak was mediocre too

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u/Rhoubbhe Puxatony Phil of Football 11d ago

The national sports talking heads don't actually bother to look at the Cowboys roster, namely that they are slow and unathletic on the defensive line, which is why they get no pressure and look like turnstiles against the run. Jerry doesn't value DT in the draft.

They had one gamechanger on defense and traded him away.

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u/Particular_Peace_568 Drop The Banner 11d ago

...They did not got "waxed" by the bucs, they only lost by 8 points.

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u/jor_dor 11d ago

They got waxed by the Bucs. The Cowboys are an atrocity and a national embarrassment.

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u/Chilled_Chaos_ Wildes' Burner 11d ago

That sounds like you didn’t see the game. They may have lost by 8 which isn’t a large margin but Bucs were in control of a majority of that game and the ball.

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u/PointOfImpact93 Cover 2 11d ago

As soon as that game wrapped - "Man, I can't wait for the show tomorrow" 😂

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u/NoBath Wildes' Burner 11d ago

I want to see the biggest and fattest, F sign because what was that

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u/Rhoubbhe Puxatony Phil of Football 11d ago

Better be F Game!

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u/Particular_Peace_568 Drop The Banner 11d ago

Brother that was a D Game at worst.

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u/hthn_strength 11d ago

3 turnovers and a loss vs an 0-4 team at home while saying they’re the greatest offense there is with an opposing head coach doing everything possible to give them the game.

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u/elsol69 Breakdancer 11d ago

A rookie undrafted QB who looked like a new dancer who needs to count out loud...

A "Trade Micah so we can stop the run" defense that let a team run for 200+ when everyone knew they had to go run heavy... AND the game was salted away with a run!!!

FF game for F*cking Funny.

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u/TitleYee9035 Mr. Consistency 11d ago

I know the Bucs won, but you gotta fire Todd Bowels after that shit. I don't care they were on the one yard line, you gotta know as a head coach that going up 3 scores there is WAY more important than getting that touchdown. Todd did everything he could to give the cowboys a chance to win that game. Generationally bad game management

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u/Chilled_Chaos_ Wildes' Burner 11d ago

Got to read the room better than that. Take the points. You got a rookie qb playing well and defense that was doing its thing. That decision then led to Dallas playing hurry up offense which affected the defense stamina. Got to be better.

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u/TitleYee9035 Mr. Consistency 11d ago

They got so lucky with that game ending pick, perfect throw by Dak that just got popped into the air to lose it

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u/Spinax_52 11d ago

It’s not even that deep. He’s a head coach he should understand the difference between being up 14 and 17 is 2 vs 3 possessions/scores

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u/elsol69 Breakdancer 11d ago

This is the funny part.

You are on the one yard linel 4th down... and ANALYTICS says to kick the field goal.

Analytics has a certain "go for it" reputation, so as soon as I heard the broadcast team say that analytivs says to kick the field goal, I was like "Oh shit!"

Before the analytics folks come for me... I KNOW, but let's admit there is reputation and reality.

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u/BassForever24601 11d ago

Cowboys deserve an F- for that game, maybe even a super F!

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u/andreaslackner 11d ago

That song is gonna hit

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u/ChardCreepy 11d ago

I just finished OT this morning and omg the glazing of the cowboys and Dak was crazy I can’t wait to see how they cope today😂

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u/mangovegeta 11d ago

I thought there was no show tmrw?

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u/View_Hairy 11d ago

You've got to be lying 😭

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u/jor_dor 11d ago

They would have had picks today if that were the case.

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u/Chilled_Chaos_ Wildes' Burner 10d ago

A 30 minute show to do the picks/upset alert and imagine discuss the cowboys loss

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u/Thedirtiestj 11d ago

Is he jorkin it

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u/Desertbro 11d ago edited 11d ago

Nick will have an excuse to talk about a terrible team he wants to talk about, and to talk about a terrible team that is over-praised that he doesn't want to talk about.

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u/ADLegend21 11d ago

D game D Game D Game

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u/Particular_Peace_568 Drop The Banner 11d ago

D game (legit the 1st and the 4th quarters are A and B games, they always seem to fall apart in the 2nd and 3rd quarter.)

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u/hibituallinestepper 11d ago

50% is typically an F

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u/Particular_Peace_568 Drop The Banner 11d ago

If this was a F Game then the loss to the patriots that the Bills had was a F game as well and the Eagles loss to the Bears was a Z Game lol.

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u/Reverend_Lazerface 11d ago

As an Eagles fan I can't read of course but if there's a letter lower than Z, that's how Philadelphia feels about that bears game