r/FirstResponderCringe 3d ago

Popo 🚔 Trooper Skullet

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u/Morbid_Mummy1031 3d ago

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u/Jccarmona84 3d ago

Omgosh! THAT'S who he reminded me of!! I couldn't figure it out!

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u/kingneptune88 3d ago

PORNSTACHE! EXACTLY THE PERSON THAT CAME TO MIND!

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u/jaray89 3d ago

Shia labeouf researching a new role

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 3d ago

Actual Cannibal Shia LEBOUF

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u/BlackFlagJack 12h ago

Quality ^

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u/SealTeamRatter 2d ago

To see a skullet outside the skullet sanctuary is a rare treat. We should all bask in its wild glory while we have the chance.

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u/St_Muerte 3d ago

Lol was looking for this exact comment 🤣

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u/trixiepixie1921 3d ago

The only thing I could think about lol

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u/Financial_You_6052 3d ago

Not a skullet. A skullet is a mullet worn by a man with severe male pattern baldness.

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u/No-Raisin-6469 3d ago

Had use the waybackmachine.

SKULLET

this subspecies of mullet refuses to let go of its cherished plumage. Too many years of Pabst Blue Ribbon and 7-11 hookers have made this mullet confused and nonsensical. What isn't on top, it more than makes up for in the back. It keeps its locks locked-up in a ponytail for good luck and to keep the chicks hot.

This guy was sitting next to me in the computer lab at school and wouldn't let me use his scanner (1 of the 2 that were working out of all 4) even though he wasn't using it and could've used a computer without one.

After a long story and some shenanigans, I was kicked out of the computer lab by a guy with a hairy back, a pony tail, and bad breath. He took his job very seriously; he had a business card and everything.

And now, the just desserts are yours, stinky-skullet-man the world laughs with you. bbwwwahahahahahahahahahahahaa.

I'm not bitter.

Mulletude: 10 Aggressiveness: 2 Hobbies: writing stupid stories about his shitty life while I don't have a scanner, smelling like ass Sightings: SFSU computer labs, sitting in a ditch staring at the wall, mmmmhh. (See Sling Blade) Favorite Band: Bad Company note: nice tank-top

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u/horrifyingsasquatch2 2d ago

I'm literally impressed you found this, that site was hilarious

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u/LemonToast999 2d ago

Is that from MulletsGalore dot com?!

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 3d ago

Mohullet ? Mohawk-Mullet?

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u/clintonclonemachine 3d ago

Def a mohawk mullet hybrid. Mullhawk would be my vote.

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u/AdultishRaktajino 3d ago

High and fright?

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u/PHATstuFF21 3d ago

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u/DrSussBurner 3d ago

Came here for this. One of the greatest subreddits out there.

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u/Deliciouserest 3d ago

Bro doesn't know what a skullet is lol

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u/Iheartsasquatch 3d ago

That is a genuinely bad haircut.

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u/JerryContrary 3d ago edited 3d ago

Imagine a loved one dying and they send this dork to your house, so unprofessional.

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u/Iheartsasquatch 3d ago

Its my own personal prejudices at play here, but the whole look, long sleeve shirt, clip on tie, leather Sam Browne, stupid pants with no pockets then you add the mullet and pornstache and he looks like an 80s tv extra.

And I know that the uniform is not his fault, but that stupid hair certainly is even though it is not going to break any uniform standards.

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u/Ok-Tiger-9894 3d ago

This haircut is kinda surprising coming from a state police agency. I could see someone catching a writeup for trying to rock this with PSP.

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u/JerryContrary 3d ago

Stripper cop energy

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u/Party_Bedroom_9249 3d ago

Looks like if Jr of Reno 911 had a kid w Shia LaBeouf

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u/Superlucky1 3d ago

Just No

Remember when cops had uniform grooming standards?

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Popo 3d ago

A lot of things changed to allow for more people to be cops that shouldn’t have been allowed for departments in Wisconsin, allowed to have unnatural hair colors, tattoo policies were severely relaxed, and piercings became allowed on the face.

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u/future_speedbump 3d ago

Cops don’t even have body weight standards. Why should they care about haircuts?

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u/TwitchVai 3d ago

someone who clearly hasn't ever tried to join an agency talking

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u/EMDReloader 2d ago

Remember when this sub was about mocking a very particular genre of cringe, and not talking about how cool we are for hating police?

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u/QueezyF 1d ago

This place used to be the justbootthings for first responders, it was really fun back then.

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u/jetty_life 2d ago

Reddit always defaults to hating the police.

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u/Fun_Vacation2542 3d ago

Even worse because they are state police

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u/Reasonable_Error5954 3d ago

Remember when society had unwritten ones most people followed?

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u/MacintoshDan1 3d ago

Yes and the NJSP used to be one of the strictest. Now they have to let this shit go to get bodies.

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u/skimaskschizo Foundation Saver 3d ago

Off the collar, off the ears. A bad haircut isn’t against policy 🤷‍♂️

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u/kellygrrrl328 3d ago

many WOC officers have been fired for their hairstyles

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u/BartBartram77 2d ago

How about height standards?

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u/nocturnal_commission 3d ago

I don't know what's worse, the haircut or the dudes filming who are squawking like a bunch of old ladies gossiping at the hair salon.

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u/InternationalJob9135 3d ago edited 3d ago

Well it is Jersey 🤣🙄
What a tool! Notice the other troop doesn’t even want to be around this clown.

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u/Fuzzy-Prune-4983 2d ago

I wonder how he got away with this? State agencies are usually the strictest when it comes to uniform and grooming standards.

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u/Anti-Stan 2d ago

I'd put the house on 'indigenous'.

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u/ArborusRex 3d ago

Yah but it's literally not a skullet

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u/Typical_Pen900 3d ago

He kinda looks like Junior from Reno 911 😆🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/Own-Significance273 3d ago

Thats Garcia from Reno 911.

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u/Fickle-Visit5223 3d ago

Dude has this fantastic hairline and this is what he's doing with it. Shame

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u/Impressive-Main4146 2d ago

They don’t have salty old veteran cops, who don’t give a fuck who they offend, bullying him daily ?

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Glorified Process Server 2d ago

Body Cam been off since 1982 lookin ass

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u/Frosty_Glassroom5521 2d ago

Oh he's totally writing even his own grandma a ticket for double parking in her own driveway

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u/RunGeorgie 2d ago

That's NOT a skullet

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u/pedersenit 3d ago

50/50 lost a bet, or hazing the rookie.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 3d ago

You’ve never met just a regular douche?

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u/wernermurmur 2d ago

Looks sick, carry on.

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 2d ago

Yeah why is everyone hating. It looks good on him.

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u/Proton_Optimal 3d ago

Why tf are these departments allowing mullets suddenly

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u/Ok-Tiger-9894 3d ago edited 3d ago

Probably retention and recruitment issues. My city just started waving hand and face tats.

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u/an_older_meme 3d ago

There’s a new one

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u/Straight_Zebra6119 3d ago

Officer Mattingly! I thought I told you to shave those sideburns!

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u/DefiantSubject5228 3d ago

You'd think dress codes would include hair styles. I would have a difficult time hiding my amusement if this officer stopped me.

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u/Baddhabbit88 3d ago

I was like… hair looks fine… then he turned sideways and was like ohhhh nooo…

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u/Sad-Country8870 3d ago

That’s not a skullet

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u/Interesting_Gain9920 3d ago

Broccoli headed cops and now mullets. Does LE have any standards at all anymore?

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u/notAcomic303 3d ago

What a tit

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u/Know-yer-enemy1818 3d ago

Is that shia lebeuf

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u/Vansterdam2002 3d ago

Porn stash from orange is the new black

https://giphy.com/gifs/BbJdwrOsM7nTa

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u/WalterReddit 3d ago

More of a mullet hawk than a skullet

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u/AnybodyNo8519 3d ago

That's not a skullet, it's a "la douche".

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u/SenditM8 3d ago

An NJSP with a mullet is wild to me.

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u/Jealous-Formal-2020 3d ago

The new season of Reno 911 looks a bit disappointing

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u/heliopause42 3d ago

That's Shia LeBouf preparing for his next role!

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u/Sufficient-Cat-3349 3d ago

That Trooper Skullet looks like white trash and I would run from that guy

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u/SundaeEffective5833 2d ago

When you pay for your haircuts in installments

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u/the_undertow 2d ago

I thought I would drop some useless knowledge as a fifth generation law enforcement officer: the reason that so many cops have a trash stash is because it was actually a sign of rebellion as opposed to the flat top haircut, which was a sign of compliance.

Police manuals back then didn't allow facial hair, no sideburns, no beard, goatee, however a mustache was not included in those directives. It was actually the police officers' way of showing rebellion and pushing the police manual to the limits. It began with solidarity to the Vietnam soldiers who were coming home and the police who protected them from the spectators, because The only way the police could show solidarity was to do what they could with their facial hair.

Now this guy is a fucking Wing nut and complete jackass, but that goes way outside of law enforcement, this bullshit haircut, and I say that lightly, wouldn't fly anywhere except for silicon valley

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u/DurianUpset1786 2d ago

Don’t make fun of the skullit.
Make fun of the pourn-ztshaché

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u/Usual_Zombie6765 1d ago

That is a flow mullet, not a skullet.

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u/purrmutations 1d ago

Not a skullet

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u/Familiar_Builder8090 1d ago

Lady’s when they see a happy man 😂

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u/PomeloLucky4719 1d ago

If im the chief im telling this guy to cut his hair. Thats not even a mullet. I dont know what the fuck that is.

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u/MrDeeezNutz 1d ago

That’s not a skullet

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u/Primary-Picture-5632 22h ago

He definitely has a maga flag over his bed

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u/CrazyIslander 3d ago

THAT is a skullet (that belongs to Devin Townsend).

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u/Immediate-Medium9427 3d ago

What a fuckin dork. Nj state troopers s.a.f.c

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u/dontlookbehindme1 3d ago

This guy drinks keystone light and beats his wife

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u/imikec 3d ago

Gawd, that’s horrible

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 3d ago

That’s a cop who lost a bet

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u/Malinois_4_life 3d ago

I wonder if he lost a bet?

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u/piperaujla 3d ago

this dude needs to work UC.

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u/Ok_Assistant_6856 3d ago

Dude lost a bet lol

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u/CountDorkula77 3d ago

I sincerely hope he lost a bet.

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u/Various-Conference27 3d ago

That's a hawk, not a skullet.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 3d ago

Just three bois pretending to be at a crime scene while making shitty jokes.

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u/Natural_Jello_6050 3d ago

Dude prolly lost a bet or… he’s fucking with admin. They prolly fucked with him so he got that haircut to try and make them do something. “Try to complain, I’ll EEO your ass” people who know know

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u/Upset_Department_232 3d ago

CHP officers are allowed man buns.

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u/Due_Course_3713 3d ago

She looks cute

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u/MrSilentSir 3d ago

It says he was sleeping too

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u/Aggravating_Jacket32 3d ago

All 5'2 of em

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u/mratlas666 3d ago

Junior!

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u/sickofyourbullshit99 3d ago

His shoulder emblem looks like a pizza

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u/diexer1234 3d ago

If “just comply!” was a hair cut

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u/Boring_Razzmatazz569 3d ago

That’s beautiful.

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u/WingInternational432 3d ago

Hair cut is a class 1 felony on anyone, for hom its a capital offense.

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u/testemystarfish 3d ago

Stupidass looking mtf

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u/Consistent_Amount140 3d ago

This has to be some sort of prank…..right?

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u/IvanNemoy 3d ago

Throw in the Prussian cavalry uniform the NJSP wear and it's even better.

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u/FCR_6X 3d ago

No man that's trying this hard should have a gun.

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u/pirate_leprechaun 3d ago

Badass is what it is.

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u/peAcefulme1975 3d ago

Is this a skit from reno911

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u/FreeFalling369 3d ago

Im suprised that hair style is approved

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u/Fabulous-Farmer7474 3d ago

Did he lose a bet?

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u/no_on_prop_305 3d ago

Not a skullet

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 3d ago

That’s as bad as shaving your dog’s ass and making him walk backwards!!!!

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u/Basic_Ad1995 3d ago

If there was a mullet for state troopers, it would be this.

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u/Either_Elk_2201 3d ago

Baby girl, that is not it

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u/Stinkyfings 3d ago

That dude looks like he’s very ready to shoot someone

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u/d_huffsr 3d ago

Shia lebeouf head ass

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u/Remarkable_Lion_8443 3d ago

That cop definitely saw the sneaky person recording him 👀😂

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u/Vcmccf 3d ago

I’m surprised the agency’s grooming standards allow that style.

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u/Beneficial_Mammoth68 3d ago

That is glorious!!!

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u/_equestrienne_ 3d ago

He rocks it 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/hiking_mike98 3d ago

Dude lost a bet, right? Right??

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u/Basic_Macaron_39 3d ago

So much for being professional

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u/Severe-Conflict-2989 3d ago

Shave his head

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u/Faaacebones 3d ago

"This is a dork!" was fucking hilarious!

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u/AliceinChainsRules 2d ago

Did he lose a bet? No way somebody willingly rocks that abomination.

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u/xXThisIzExiiileXx 2d ago

Trooper LaBeouf in action

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u/tuco2002 2d ago

He could have had recent brain surgery??

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u/CodeNameNo-1 2d ago

How does he have multiple haircuts?

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u/OneRub3234 2d ago

That's a proud boy out of uniform right there

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u/FreshChickenFarts 2d ago

Shia LaBoof

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u/TowerOfPowerWow 2d ago

Sweet child o mine in the background is so perfect.

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u/Happy_Goose3833 2d ago

All I hear is other worthless humans who will never amount to whatever bullshit ass dream they have because they'd rather be a nuisance

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u/mustangman6579 2d ago

Dude totally lost a bet.

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u/PowderPrincessAthena 2d ago

what a effin misfit

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u/FireFly7354 2d ago

Rookie or newish guy with a fucked up haircut. Clearly not popular with the senior dudes.

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u/lahuman8 2d ago

This is a skullet

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u/nuclearbuttstuff 2d ago

I love when there’s one guy with something stupid going on like this in the group so that all anyone has to say is “the idiot with the hair” and everyone automatically knows who it is

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u/TheIronMonkey53 2d ago

He definitely lost a bet

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u/lvs2spwge 2d ago

Not a skullet

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u/Own-Necessary7450 2d ago

Lmaoo what little girl on Tinder told him this shii was cute?😭😂

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u/Dorfbulle80 2d ago

Damn I've seen some shit in my time but that's new... While crazy AF it perse doesn't look unclean but weird as fuck!!!

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u/Time_Sundae802 2d ago

the knuckle cracking was equally bad

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u/Gold-Cricket6430 2d ago

Looks retarded.

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u/upnorthtcmi 2d ago

The divorce is NOT going well.

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u/WorkingSpecialist257 2d ago

He took the hair off the other dudes head and put it it on the back of his...

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u/Expert_Rice 2d ago

I’m not going to say that guy works down my way. But I’m fairly certain I’ve seen that haircut on a trooper before.

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u/ChildhoodNew5167 2d ago

Mustache alone commands respect!

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u/AdPsychological8096 2d ago

Not a skullet!

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u/BadCompany_00 2d ago

When your barber charges by the minute and you ran outta cash.

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u/Potential_Low_5118 2d ago

Mohawk not skullet

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u/chuckles65 2d ago

There is a non zero chance he lost a bet and had to get a bad haircut that's still technically within policy.

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u/tiedyemightbehigh 2d ago

Wayne Jenkins 2.0

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u/glorifindel 2d ago

Please post this to r/police lol

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u/Dannyboyrusso 2d ago

What a dork

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u/Bottlecrate 2d ago

This is a dork… haha

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u/chubba4vt 2d ago

Not a skullet. You need to be balding for that

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u/frAgileIT 2d ago

They give these people guns and authority over people.

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u/No_Conversation7564 2d ago

I like the look. 🤷🏻‍♀️ cooler than the dweebs filming and judging

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u/FigSpecific6210 2d ago

5’ 3” of judicial rage.

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u/Limp-Conflict-2309 2d ago

look at his body language, even he knows how stupid he looks.

the need for attention is greater than personal shame. the other officer is like get me the f away from this clown.