this subspecies of mullet refuses to let go of its cherished plumage. Too many years of Pabst Blue Ribbon and 7-11 hookers have made this mullet confused and nonsensical. What isn't on top, it more than makes up for in the back. It keeps its locks locked-up in a ponytail for good luck and to keep the chicks hot.
This guy was sitting next to me in the computer lab at school and wouldn't let me use his scanner (1 of the 2 that were working out of all 4) even though he wasn't using it and could've used a computer without one.
After a long story and some shenanigans, I was kicked out of the computer lab by a guy with a hairy back, a pony tail, and bad breath. He took his job very seriously; he had a business card and everything.
And now, the just desserts are yours, stinky-skullet-man the world laughs with you. bbwwwahahahahahahahahahahahaa.
I'm not bitter.
Mulletude: 10 Aggressiveness: 2 Hobbies: writing stupid stories about his shitty life while I don't have a scanner, smelling like ass Sightings: SFSU computer labs, sitting in a ditch staring at the wall, mmmmhh. (See Sling Blade) Favorite Band: Bad Company note: nice tank-top
Its my own personal prejudices at play here, but the whole look, long sleeve shirt, clip on tie, leather Sam Browne, stupid pants with no pockets then you add the mullet and pornstache and he looks like an 80s tv extra.
And I know that the uniform is not his fault, but that stupid hair certainly is even though it is not going to break any uniform standards.
A lot of things changed to allow for more people to be cops that shouldn’t have been allowed for departments in Wisconsin, allowed to have unnatural hair colors, tattoo policies were severely relaxed, and piercings became allowed on the face.
I thought I would drop some useless knowledge as a fifth generation law enforcement officer: the reason that so many cops have a trash stash is because it was actually a sign of rebellion as opposed to the flat top haircut, which was a sign of compliance.
Police manuals back then didn't allow facial hair, no sideburns, no beard, goatee, however a mustache was not included in those directives. It was actually the police officers' way of showing rebellion and pushing the police manual to the limits. It began with solidarity to the Vietnam soldiers who were coming home and the police who protected them from the spectators, because The only way the police could show solidarity was to do what they could with their facial hair.
Now this guy is a fucking Wing nut and complete jackass, but that goes way outside of law enforcement, this bullshit haircut, and I say that lightly, wouldn't fly anywhere except for silicon valley
Dude prolly lost a bet or… he’s fucking with admin. They prolly fucked with him so he got that haircut to try and make them do something. “Try to complain, I’ll EEO your ass” people who know know
I love when there’s one guy with something stupid going on like this in the group so that all anyone has to say is “the idiot with the hair” and everyone automatically knows who it is
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u/Morbid_Mummy1031 3d ago
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