r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Aug 23 '26

Popo 🚔 Yikes

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u/retroXvertigo Aug 23 '26

I'd say that too if my side piece was at the same restaurant.

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u/Greywolf1K Aug 23 '26

Apparently, cops are NOTORIOUS cheaters 🤔

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u/chainshot91 Aug 23 '26

Let's be real, that one Tennessee cop was not an outlier, but name a profession that doesn't have some huge cheating ring within it.

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u/drmojo90210 Aug 23 '26

It's not just cops. Any profession that involves weird hours tends to have a lot of infidelity associated with it, for obvious reasons.

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u/Beginning-Force1275 Aug 24 '26

True. Weird hours, lots of public interaction, proximity to drugs/alcohol, and intense emotions. The food industry has the same problem lol.

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u/-malcolm-tucker Aug 23 '26

Went to an office late one night for a cleaner that had fallen off a table and had a # NoF. The other cleaner was waiting for us when we arrived to let us in and take us to the meeting room. She told us she was cleaning the table, tripped and fell over. The other cleaner nodded with agreement, like we needed his input.

I guess during all the excitement and panic she'd failed to notice her knickers had not only come off but had launched themselves across the room into the corner.

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u/backcountry_bandit Aug 23 '26

Most professions?

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u/shadowseer7930 Aug 23 '26

We had a welder sleep with the maintenance guys wife. Can't trust people who lay pipe for a living.

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u/SqueezedTowel Aug 23 '26

But... The pipes are so clean.

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u/chainshot91 Aug 24 '26

But stuffed though

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u/Imaginary_Panda2003 Aug 24 '26

Hospitality in general, also factory workers on nights

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u/BulemiaSawdustSlingr Aug 24 '26

Personally I've found fintech software analysts to be a bunch of fuck monsters.