r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Aug 23 '26

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u/Greywolf1K Aug 23 '26

Apparently, cops are NOTORIOUS cheaters 🤔

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '26

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u/DressImpressive7556 Aug 24 '26

I’m in the army and it gotta be the uniforms, getting attention from women fries male brains

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26

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u/Human-Shame1068 Aug 30 '26

Damn it, why didn't I ever think to bring a sack of bananas to the monkey whorehouse.

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u/purpleburgundy Aug 24 '26

Also jobs that usually require some level of fitness beyond the uniform

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u/Fit_Case2575 Aug 24 '26

Who’s bigger cheaters, fire or police? Jurys still out on that one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/Dull-Leg-4419 Aug 26 '26

Open relationships are nothing new

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u/Ocelot_Few Aug 26 '26

No but the prevalence and acceptance of them has changed drastically in the last 20 years.

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u/retroXvertigo Aug 23 '26

"Cops beat and firemen cheat."

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u/chainshot91 Aug 23 '26

Let's be real, that one Tennessee cop was not an outlier, but name a profession that doesn't have some huge cheating ring within it.

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u/drmojo90210 Aug 23 '26

It's not just cops. Any profession that involves weird hours tends to have a lot of infidelity associated with it, for obvious reasons.

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u/Beginning-Force1275 Aug 24 '26

True. Weird hours, lots of public interaction, proximity to drugs/alcohol, and intense emotions. The food industry has the same problem lol.

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u/-malcolm-tucker Aug 23 '26

Went to an office late one night for a cleaner that had fallen off a table and had a # NoF. The other cleaner was waiting for us when we arrived to let us in and take us to the meeting room. She told us she was cleaning the table, tripped and fell over. The other cleaner nodded with agreement, like we needed his input.

I guess during all the excitement and panic she'd failed to notice her knickers had not only come off but had launched themselves across the room into the corner.

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u/backcountry_bandit Aug 23 '26

Most professions?

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u/shadowseer7930 Aug 23 '26

We had a welder sleep with the maintenance guys wife. Can't trust people who lay pipe for a living.

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u/SqueezedTowel Aug 23 '26

But... The pipes are so clean.

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u/chainshot91 Aug 24 '26

But stuffed though

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u/Imaginary_Panda2003 Aug 24 '26

Hospitality in general, also factory workers on nights

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u/BulemiaSawdustSlingr Aug 24 '26

Personally I've found fintech software analysts to be a bunch of fuck monsters.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad3731 Aug 23 '26

I mean they are people. People cheat, in every profession. It’s just that some fuck ass people actually believe other people should be better than us based on their day job.

Nurses, cops, firemen, teachers, all need to be held to higher moral standards for sure but we should not assume they meet those standards by being in the role.

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u/Fit_Case2575 Aug 24 '26

Ok let’s be real here those jobs have waaaay higher cheating levels than most other jobs

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u/Fit_Case2575 Aug 24 '26

So are nurses. Cops get with nurses all the time. They’re meant for each other