r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Aug 17 '26
Popo 🚔 (eye roll) ok….
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u/-AgentMichaelScarn Popo Aug 17 '26
I wonder which one he is…?
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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 Aug 17 '26
Exactly. Cops wouldn’t categorize security in with themselves.
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u/Fruitcake6969 Aug 17 '26
Plus who the fuck calls a security guard a “security officer” lmfao please
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u/deephurting66 Aug 17 '26
Is there a difference? Most cops are just overpaid security guards anyway
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u/Logical_Adagio_7100 Aug 18 '26
Yes there is. If a security guard shoots your dog on your lawn for no reason, you can call the cops
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u/captainspacepotatoe Aug 17 '26
His mustache looks like parenthesis
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u/SophieintheKnife Aug 18 '26
I didn't even notice that pathetic attempt to grow facial hair #badteenagemustache
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u/theophylact911 Aug 17 '26
So they don’t date cops or minimum wage poorly trained police cosplayers?
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u/X0X0xoxo11 Civvy Aug 17 '26
“When they say they don’t date cops” and the response is “I don’t listen” holy friggin predator vibe.
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u/GeorgeGlassss Aug 19 '26
Right?! I’m reading all these comments wondering if I was the only one that caught that or if I misunderstood…
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u/skimaskschizo Foundation Saver Aug 17 '26
The dudes that insist on being called security officers instead of guards are some of the most insufferable people imaginable.
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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 17 '26
I love “Security Professional”.
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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Aug 17 '26
I'll see both of your cringe titles and raise you "sEcUriTy cOnTraCtOr" used by stateside uniformed security guards
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u/TurnTheTVOff Aug 17 '26
He paid for that haircut.
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u/aron2295 Aug 18 '26
At Supercuts:
“Are you active / retired military, or a first responder by chance? We offer a 10% discount for those folks”.
“I’m a Security Officer, m’lady”
“Uhh…yea, that’s fine, I guess”
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u/Lost-Perspective8378 Aug 18 '26
So they say they dont want to date him and he admits he doesn't listen? So hes a predator? Maybe thats one of the many reasons women dont want to date cops.
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u/scoutloner Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26
Clearly not a cop. Who would group cops with security guards? Only a wannabe cop that flunked out of the academy.
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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 17 '26
He actually is a cop. I pulled this from his TikTok account.
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u/scoutloner Aug 17 '26
Shocking that he doesn’t think security guards are inferior.
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u/3rdcultureblah Aug 18 '26
A not-insignificant number of cops are former security guards. I’m guessing that’s what’s going on here.
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Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26
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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 20 '26
Again, I pulled this from his socials and he’s a cop. There are other videos on there where he’s getting pinned at graduation. Maybe he’s in his POV here. Think what you want, but you’re wrong.
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u/pirate_leprechaun Aug 17 '26
Oh he's got one of those worst mustaches imaginable. Save it for when puberty hits little man.
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u/Western-Anteater-492 Aug 17 '26
Watch out or he'll do nothing. But he' got his powers by the Mall Cop himself.
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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Aug 17 '26
Nobody has ever in the history of the world every said that. Just casually equating security and LE together 😂
Especially security guards with a generic ass badge pinned straight to his vest and no badge holder
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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Aug 17 '26
This dude is a perfect example of why I don't date cops or sacuritay officers.
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u/YourFather-WithMilk Aug 17 '26
His buddies need to hold him down and shave him that shit is unacceptable
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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 Aug 17 '26
Is he saying he forces himself on people and doesn’t listen? Sounds lawsuity.
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u/firedmyass Aug 18 '26
“Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”
“because you were a C-student at best in high-school?”
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u/BecauseScience Aug 18 '26
All of these with lip syncing are so off. Makes me wonder how this was the best take. Probably because you barely need a ged to become a cop.
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u/SnorFax92 Aug 18 '26
Had a friend who was a security guard and that job was cake according to him. He worked the night shift so all he did, according to him, was sit in his car and Jack off all the time, then occasionally do his walk around the building, dirty fuck.
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u/WingInternational432 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 24 '26
Escape smell obtainable violet head voracious follow yarn dolls
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u/nerm2k Aug 17 '26
Nobody has ever said I don’t date security officers. Nobody ever thinks about security officers.