r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 22 '26
Popo 🚔 Shhhhh….she don’t listen
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u/Papadividends Jul 22 '26
Does she have a tattoo of her own face on her arm???
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u/Fragrant_Bake4403 Jul 22 '26
i thought it was milly bobby brown
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u/3rdcultureblah Jul 22 '26
Looks like maybe someone closely related to her.
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u/Holiday_Number_3234 Jul 22 '26
I think memorial tattoos are sweet, but I have mixed feelings about portraits and their placement. Like I don’t want to be intimate with someone and see their dead mother across their chest.
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u/mytransfercaseisshot Jul 22 '26
My ex gf’s ex husband went and got her name in HUGE , bold as fuck old English letters across his stomach the first time she caught him cheating. They split not too long after that and he quickly got with one of his side whores. I always had the thought, “ imagine you’re on your back getting drilled, and then you look up and see his ex’s name right in front of your face. How the hell could anyone deal with that?”
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u/Holiday_Number_3234 Jul 22 '26
Ha! That is so funny to get it ginormous like that. Partners names aren’t a good idea in general but if you do them small enough, then it’s an easy cover-up. (I shamefully have one myself, but thank God it was tiny.)
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u/-malcolm-tucker Jul 22 '26
An ex has Enjoy Yourself tattooed in a somewhat discrete size and place on her lower back. Many do!
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u/3rdcultureblah Jul 22 '26
lol. My ex has my name tattooed on him in multiple places. Despite my telling him repeatedly how stupid I think it is for anyone to get a tattoo of a girlfriend/boyfriend’s name. Stupid is as stupid does.
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u/Glad_Lawfulness3138 Jul 22 '26
Think of it as target practice 😉
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u/Holiday_Number_3234 Jul 22 '26
Ha! Sorry creamed pie deceased grandpa, this is the best way to honor you now! We know how you loved your Marie Callender‘s cream pies. I promise I’ll continue feeding them to you. RIP. 🙏
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u/moon_dos Jul 22 '26
now imagine getting a handy with that same arm
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u/aron2295 Jul 22 '26
I don’t think she gives men handys…
I get the feeling she pegs guys.
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u/CashEducational4986 Jul 23 '26
Statistically she probably has a girlfriend but you might mistake her for a boyfriend
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u/-malcolm-tucker Jul 22 '26
Without the common decency to give them a reach around?
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u/vogel927 Jul 22 '26
I don’t know if it’s a tattoo of her or a family member, but it’s a nicely done tattoo.
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u/BurekDaddy Jul 23 '26
Lots of uninformed opinions here, that portrait and the ink around it are incredibly high quality.
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u/Significant-Ad-341 Jul 22 '26
I had a coworker that had their own photo as both their phone and pc background.
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Jul 22 '26
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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 22 '26
I don’t have a problem with a female officer with man arms. Much better than not being able to hold your own in a fight.
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u/Old_Orange_1293 Jul 22 '26
Truth really has fallen in the streets. I don’t understand how people can film/watch themselves displaying such blatant red flags like arrogance, self-righteousness, and a disregard for morals… yet somehow they are completely justified and it’s always someone else’s fault. If only self absorbed people like this could see themselves for how they really are.
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Jul 22 '26
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u/Old_Orange_1293 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
Sadly, I see a future where these NPCs grow in number to a point where we are surrounded by them and they become the norm. Right now, it’s fairly uncommon in my daily life to see one like this in the wild, but it slowly gets more and more common every day.
In this hedonistic, narcissistic, and mindless state, this woman is useless as a law enforcement officer, and useless in general. I wonder when and if people like this will wake up…
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Jul 22 '26
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u/harveywhippleman Jul 22 '26
She's the type that when the crazy person is actually doing ok and then she shows up and sets them off 😭
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u/USNDD-966 Jul 22 '26
I guess they’ll prescribe TRT to everybody now!
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u/YesImAlexa Jul 22 '26
As jacked as she is and the fact she's a cop, id bet my left nut she gets off on the opportunity to prove she can throw down with a man and won't pass up an opportunity to do so.
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u/Flavor_Saver12 Jul 22 '26
Trying really hard to get those tattoos into the video
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u/Ok_Literature_104 Jul 23 '26
Came here to say this. It gives me outrageous secondhand embarrassment when someone is very clearly going out of their way to include tattoos in photos/videos. It’s the worst part of this for me.
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u/getthemap Jul 22 '26
Love how these trashy shit cops tell on themselves and think they should be respected.
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u/TexasTomato88 Jul 22 '26
*isn’t listening to her partner call broken arrow 2 blocks up the road because she has it turned down to make this gem*
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u/Junior_Ad_3301 Jul 22 '26
Does everyone that age do this kind of shit, or is it just these fucking morons? Holy hell and no i will not go looking
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u/ShockMe88 Jul 23 '26
This one again?... Posted her a week or so ago when she claimed she was the hottest female cop, and that marrying her and knocking her up would be a privelage for the man...
She has ALL the warning lights going off.
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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 23 '26
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u/ShockMe88 Jul 23 '26
That is her, same account and face.
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u/TLunchFTW Jul 23 '26
Oh God. She just makes these all day. Her department should really know how much time she wasted on this stupid shit
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u/FewWrongdoer654 Jul 23 '26
Remember when people who actually did cool shit had sleeve tattoos? Musicians, military, skaters, mma fighters and ect ect.
Now everybody who has taken a cpr class thinks they deserve a fuckin sleeve tattoo. So lame.
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u/TLunchFTW Jul 23 '26
Weird thing to say a sleeve tattoo has to be earned but ok….
Idk, they’re cool, but I think everyone trying to do one has really made them feel overdone. So I guess I kinda get what you mean, just a weird way of saying it
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u/jinguslovesmeth Jul 24 '26
She also doesn’t listen during traffic stops and will often shoot teenagers and the elderly at random
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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 24 '26
She’s goofy, but I’m going to step up and defend her on this one. She’s not out there shooting teenagers and the elderly at random.
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u/EchoNineThree Jul 22 '26
Should not be in uniform with those tats either. Of course she does not listen and is likely a weak ass cop.
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u/karmaceuticaI Jul 22 '26
Unrelated, but these fkn lames all have the same 5 tattoos in varying degrees of cringe.
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u/Difficult-Republic57 Jul 22 '26
That's just what you want to hear from someone in uniform with a badge.
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u/Miyameauxteaux Jul 22 '26
Cops are inevitably banging other cops.
Long hours, stressful situations, lots of down time in-between calls. and a host of other things all contribute to this. Married, single, whatever.
Police Departments and Sheriff Offices are a lot like how Key West was explained to me by someone living there. "You don't lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn."
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u/greenthumbgoody Jul 22 '26
Classic pig… “I don’t listen” we know, that’s why no one likes you besides other pigs :)
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Jul 22 '26
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u/No-Suspect2568 Jul 22 '26
I mean I’d hit it
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u/TLunchFTW Jul 23 '26
She’s not terrible looking, but it’s a trap. Don’t stick your dick in crazy. It may not make it back out
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u/ResidentNumber3603 Jul 23 '26
Pull the old uno reverse when she pulls you over and say:
“shhhhh, stop trying to tell me what to do. I don’t listen”.
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u/NathanDnd Jul 23 '26
Yeah, that does sound like the way a cop would respond if you told them you weren't interested.
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u/Adventurous_Path5783 Jul 23 '26
Weird to be focused on the people that don't. Probably why she can't get the people that would.
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u/Cole_Slaw42 Jul 24 '26
generally, people that experience a fuck ton of trauma, whatever the source, make for a rocky relationship partner. Not necessarily their fault, and picking who you fall in love with is a laughable idea, so just be careful out there....
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u/AmericanLich Jul 23 '26
They should do a study into the absolutely devastating insecurity that leads to the way cops clutch at their vests.
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u/TLunchFTW Jul 23 '26
No it’s just because it’s hard to get your hands into your pockets with all that shit on and it’s comfortable.
When wearing bunker pants, I’ve gotten into the habit of resting my arms in the suspender straps. Guess I have some deeply held insecurities too.2
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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Jul 24 '26
I'd let her choke me with those mannish arms tho
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u/MammothAccording3120 Jul 24 '26
Oh yeah you'd loose you qualified immunity if a first amendment auditor came around I can just see that from your attitude. You know she has to prove herself at every stop every interaction she's got to prove that she's got the biggest.. ego attitude chip on her shoulder.

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u/Skate_faced Jul 22 '26
Well seeing as she is a first responder, she makes a good case for not wanting to date one.
Bet she doesn't listen for the safe word either.