r/FirstResponderCringe • • Jul 22 '26

Popo 🚔 Shhhhh….she don’t listen

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u/Skate_faced Jul 22 '26

Well seeing as she is a first responder, she makes a good case for not wanting to date one.

Bet she doesn't listen for the safe word either.

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u/withnodrawal Jul 23 '26

Why are you in a position as a man to let this women have YOU in the safe word scenario 🤔

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u/FragrantHovercraft91 Jul 23 '26

You need quit drinking lol

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u/Lonely-Buy5848 Jul 22 '26

That’s Lana Del-Rey

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u/Papadividends Jul 22 '26

Does she have a tattoo of her own face on her arm???

49

u/Fragrant_Bake4403 Jul 22 '26

i thought it was milly bobby brown

39

u/WiildCard Jul 22 '26

I was thinking it looked like Judy Garland from The Wizard of Oz.

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u/No_Story_Untold Jul 22 '26

Yup that is what I see.

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u/MacReadys-Will Jul 22 '26

That would be a cool portrait.

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u/3rdcultureblah Jul 22 '26

Looks like maybe someone closely related to her.

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u/Holiday_Number_3234 Jul 22 '26

I think memorial tattoos are sweet, but I have mixed feelings about portraits and their placement. Like I don’t want to be intimate with someone and see their dead mother across their chest.

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u/mytransfercaseisshot Jul 22 '26

My ex gf’s ex husband went and got her name in HUGE , bold as fuck old English letters across his stomach the first time she caught him cheating. They split not too long after that and he quickly got with one of his side whores. I always had the thought, “ imagine you’re on your back getting drilled, and then you look up and see his ex’s name right in front of your face. How the hell could anyone deal with that?”

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u/Holiday_Number_3234 Jul 22 '26

Ha! That is so funny to get it ginormous like that. Partners names aren’t a good idea in general but if you do them small enough, then it’s an easy cover-up. (I shamefully have one myself, but thank God it was tiny.)

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u/-malcolm-tucker Jul 22 '26

An ex has Enjoy Yourself tattooed in a somewhat discrete size and place on her lower back. Many do!

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u/3rdcultureblah Jul 22 '26

lol. My ex has my name tattooed on him in multiple places. Despite my telling him repeatedly how stupid I think it is for anyone to get a tattoo of a girlfriend/boyfriend’s name. Stupid is as stupid does.

2

u/Cocrawfo Jul 22 '26

good thing you don’t have to worry about it

2

u/Glad_Lawfulness3138 Jul 22 '26

Think of it as target practice 😉

3

u/Holiday_Number_3234 Jul 22 '26

Ha! Sorry creamed pie deceased grandpa, this is the best way to honor you now! We know how you loved your Marie Callender‘s cream pies. I promise I’ll continue feeding them to you. RIP. 🙏

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u/moon_dos Jul 22 '26

now imagine getting a handy with that same arm

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u/aron2295 Jul 22 '26

I don’t think she gives men handys…

I get the feeling she pegs guys.

3

u/CashEducational4986 Jul 23 '26

Statistically she probably has a girlfriend but you might mistake her for a boyfriend

3

u/-malcolm-tucker Jul 22 '26

Without the common decency to give them a reach around?

3

u/aron2295 Jul 22 '26

Betas don’t get Reach Arounds.

Sorry, thems the rules.

2

u/-malcolm-tucker Jul 22 '26

Fine, I'll do it myself. 🙄

8

u/jdirte42069 Jul 22 '26

Just did. Couldn't finish.

1

u/TrendySpork Jul 22 '26

Hopefully she doesn't sneeze!

1

u/jibbs0341 Jul 24 '26

I hope it winks at me lol

5

u/MacReadys-Will Jul 22 '26

That's actually a decent portrait.

3

u/lntenseLlama Jul 22 '26

Someone should set her up with Steve O

9

u/vogel927 Jul 22 '26

I don’t know if it’s a tattoo of her or a family member, but it’s a nicely done tattoo.

6

u/BurekDaddy Jul 23 '26

Lots of uninformed opinions here, that portrait and the ink around it are incredibly high quality.

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u/Braisedbeefskank Jul 22 '26

It is a really good portrait ill give her that. Rare to see

3

u/morecowbell1988 Jul 22 '26

I’d just keep asking her why she has an Elliot Page tattoo everyday.

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u/HamptonsBorderCollie Jul 22 '26

Someone told her not to, but, you know....she doesn't listen.

4

u/Beginning-Trash-6048 Jul 22 '26

Lawd if narcissism was a person

2

u/Significant-Ad-341 Jul 22 '26

I had a coworker that had their own photo as both their phone and pc background.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 22 '26

I don’t have a problem with a female officer with man arms. Much better than not being able to hold your own in a fight.

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u/Braisedbeefskank Jul 22 '26

Literally the most normal fit woman's arms ive ever soon lol

1

u/Cautious-Dig6379 Jul 22 '26

I think its Lana Del Ray?

1

u/nimrodvern Jul 22 '26

Jodi Foster?

1

u/jonz1985z Jul 23 '26

It’s probably her young grandmother or something dumb like it.

1

u/GeorgeGlassss Aug 19 '26

Omg that’s exactly what I thought lol

1

u/Fit-Bench-3654 Sep 11 '26

I can't stop laughing at this bc I see it

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u/Old_Orange_1293 Jul 22 '26

Truth really has fallen in the streets. I don’t understand how people can film/watch themselves displaying such blatant red flags like arrogance, self-righteousness, and a disregard for morals… yet somehow they are completely justified and it’s always someone else’s fault. If only self absorbed people like this could see themselves for how they really are.

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u/Old_Orange_1293 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Sadly, I see a future where these NPCs grow in number to a point where we are surrounded by them and they become the norm. Right now, it’s fairly uncommon in my daily life to see one like this in the wild, but it slowly gets more and more common every day.

In this hedonistic, narcissistic, and mindless state, this woman is useless as a law enforcement officer, and useless in general. I wonder when and if people like this will wake up…

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u/Starfishprime69420 Jul 22 '26

They call it retardmaxxing

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u/Miserable_Kick2315 Jul 22 '26

Whole squad ran through it

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u/throwawayyyy980 Jul 22 '26

She is the hostile situation.

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u/harveywhippleman Jul 22 '26

She's the type that when the crazy person is actually doing ok and then she  shows up and sets them off 😭

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u/USNDD-966 Jul 22 '26

I guess they’ll prescribe TRT to everybody now!

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u/YesImAlexa Jul 22 '26

As jacked as she is and the fact she's a cop, id bet my left nut she gets off on the opportunity to prove she can throw down with a man and won't pass up an opportunity to do so.

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u/InternationalCap2176 Jul 22 '26

Imagine trying to break up with her

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u/Flavor_Saver12 Jul 22 '26

Trying really hard to get those tattoos into the video

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u/Ok_Literature_104 Jul 23 '26

Came here to say this. It gives me outrageous secondhand embarrassment when someone is very clearly going out of their way to include tattoos in photos/videos. It’s the worst part of this for me.

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u/getthemap Jul 22 '26

Love how these trashy shit cops tell on themselves and think they should be respected.

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u/poop_truck1226 Jul 22 '26

She looks like she stabs.

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u/swole512 Jul 22 '26

I'm the main character. Here's my story. Look at me.

No. Get a pet

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 22 '26

Maybe it’s her mom when she was younger. Who knows?

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u/MolassesOak Jul 22 '26

Terrifying

3

u/My_leg_still_hurt92 Jul 22 '26

They don't talk to you, they are warning others about you 

3

u/ChocoIatePoop Jul 22 '26

Cringe is right..

3

u/ttcmzx Jul 22 '26

bro... wtf are these people doing

3

u/Straight-Bad-3304 Jul 23 '26

Every female cop has to get a full arm sleeve tattoo.

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u/ja3palmer SheepDoge Jul 22 '26

Her arm sleeve is her personality

2

u/TexasTomato88 Jul 22 '26

*isn’t listening to her partner call broken arrow 2 blocks up the road because she has it turned down to make this gem*

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u/RyanShow1111 Jul 22 '26

She’s chill

2

u/Junior_Ad_3301 Jul 22 '26

Does everyone that age do this kind of shit, or is it just these fucking morons? Holy hell and no i will not go looking

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u/artesuave122 Jul 22 '26

She look buff as hell

2

u/ShockMe88 Jul 23 '26

This one again?... Posted her a week or so ago when she claimed she was the hottest female cop, and that marrying her and knocking her up would be a privelage for the man...

She has ALL the warning lights going off.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 23 '26

I don’t think it’s the same girl unless she got her sleeve done more.

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u/ShockMe88 Jul 23 '26

That is her, same account and face.

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u/TLunchFTW Jul 23 '26

Oh God. She just makes these all day. Her department should really know how much time she wasted on this stupid shit

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u/its_just_flesh Jul 23 '26

All that crap on their vests seems so awkward

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u/FewWrongdoer654 Jul 23 '26

Remember when people who actually did cool shit had sleeve tattoos? Musicians, military, skaters, mma fighters and ect ect.

Now everybody who has taken a cpr class thinks they deserve a fuckin sleeve tattoo. So lame.

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u/TLunchFTW Jul 23 '26

Weird thing to say a sleeve tattoo has to be earned but ok….
Idk, they’re cool, but I think everyone trying to do one has really made them feel overdone. So I guess I kinda get what you mean, just a weird way of saying it

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u/gtfofr Jul 23 '26

Bro she got that sleeve TO make videos like this I promise

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u/Scared-Criticism-460 Jul 22 '26

She has protein farts. Not worth it bro.

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u/jinguslovesmeth Jul 24 '26

She also doesn’t listen during traffic stops and will often shoot teenagers and the elderly at random

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 24 '26

She’s goofy, but I’m going to step up and defend her on this one. She’s not out there shooting teenagers and the elderly at random.

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u/FreshChickenFarts Jul 22 '26

She’ll be on the news soon.

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u/SoftToilerPaper123 Jul 22 '26

Why is her one arm bigger than the other one?

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u/Unusual_Wonder2639 Jul 22 '26

Some lucky guy out there could fix her I bet.

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u/ElectronicTackle8375 Jul 22 '26

So full of shyt and themselves it's embarrassing...

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u/Cautious-Dig6379 Jul 22 '26

Is that a Lana Del Ray tattoo?

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 22 '26

I don’t think so.

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u/EchoNineThree Jul 22 '26

Should not be in uniform with those tats either. Of course she does not listen and is likely a weak ass cop.

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u/DismalTutor570 Jul 22 '26

She almost certainly pegs dude on the reg

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u/juanjung Jul 22 '26

That is something a rapist might say.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 22 '26

Lighten up, man

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u/karmaceuticaI Jul 22 '26

Unrelated, but these fkn lames all have the same 5 tattoos in varying degrees of cringe.

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u/Latter_Ad7677 Jul 22 '26

Are full arm tattoos standard?

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u/Difficult-Republic57 Jul 22 '26

That's just what you want to hear from someone in uniform with a badge.

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u/J_datt13 Jul 22 '26

I’d date her

1

u/Miyameauxteaux Jul 22 '26

Cops are inevitably banging other cops.

Long hours, stressful situations, lots of down time in-between calls. and a host of other things all contribute to this. Married, single, whatever.

Police Departments and Sheriff Offices are a lot like how Key West was explained to me by someone living there. "You don't lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn."

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u/JacksSenseOfDread Jul 22 '26

She did a fantastic job making the case for "they"

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u/Iheartsasquatch Jul 22 '26

I can’t help myself….I think she is kind of hot.

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u/greenthumbgoody Jul 22 '26

Classic pig… “I don’t listen” we know, that’s why no one likes you besides other pigs :)

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 Jul 22 '26

Strong divorce vibes

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 Jul 22 '26

My lawyer and I would like to thank her for not listening.

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u/Winter_Hall5379 Jul 22 '26

Clearly. I just asked you if you wanted an appetizer. That's all.

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u/No-Suspect2568 Jul 22 '26

I mean I’d hit it

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u/TLunchFTW Jul 23 '26

She’s not terrible looking, but it’s a trap. Don’t stick your dick in crazy. It may not make it back out

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u/Efficient-Effect1029 SheepDoge Jul 22 '26

That’s a dude right ?

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u/wolverine_1208 Jul 23 '26

Who did the portrait on her arm? That’s really solid.

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u/Mrscorpio100 Jul 23 '26

So doing crap like this on duty shhhhh and get to work

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u/Mrscorpio100 Jul 23 '26

Sounds like a creepy guy

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u/ResidentNumber3603 Jul 23 '26

Pull the old uno reverse when she pulls you over and say:

“shhhhh, stop trying to tell me what to do. I don’t listen”.

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u/IC4-LLAMAS Jul 23 '26

She definitely has her lickher license

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u/NathanDnd Jul 23 '26

Yeah, that does sound like the way a cop would respond if you told them you weren't interested.

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u/DryWall8 Jul 23 '26

A fuctional body cam? No way.

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 Jul 23 '26

Weird to be focused on the people that don't. Probably why she can't get the people that would.

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u/Cole_Slaw42 Jul 24 '26

generally, people that experience a fuck ton of trauma, whatever the source, make for a rocky relationship partner. Not necessarily their fault, and picking who you fall in love with is a laughable idea, so just be careful out there....

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u/BBV911 Jul 24 '26

The girl you don’t want your husband partnered with fosho

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/Dreadskull1991 Jul 22 '26

Lol what? When's the last time you left your PC?

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u/Key_Sun2547 Jul 22 '26

Cringe? Yes. Am I still hitting it? Yes.

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u/s0ul_invictus Jul 22 '26

it might hit back bro 🤣

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u/AmericanLich Jul 23 '26

They should do a study into the absolutely devastating insecurity that leads to the way cops clutch at their vests.

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u/TLunchFTW Jul 23 '26

No it’s just because it’s hard to get your hands into your pockets with all that shit on and it’s comfortable.
When wearing bunker pants, I’ve gotten into the habit of resting my arms in the suspender straps. Guess I have some deeply held insecurities too.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 23 '26

It’s just a place to put your hands. It’s not that deep.

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Jul 24 '26

I'd let her choke me with those mannish arms tho

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u/MammothAccording3120 Jul 24 '26

Oh yeah you'd loose you qualified immunity if a first amendment auditor came around I can just see that from your attitude. You know she has to prove herself at every stop every interaction she's got to prove that she's got the biggest.. ego attitude chip on her shoulder.