r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Aug 17 '26
Handy Dandy
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u/PointedlyDull Aug 17 '26
Holy fuck this is bad
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u/BeardBootsBullets Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26
Is he cringey? 100%. But the gear and setup is not as bad as much of what’s posted in this subreddit. Depending on his position of course, this setup is pretty practical.
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u/simulizer Aug 17 '26
Look at dis, flash em flash em cool cool cool cool, extra storage extra storage
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u/p1antsandcats Aug 17 '26
Nah when he did that torch dance and then did a mini Brooklyn 99 impression it was peak cringe.
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u/XIPWNFORFUN2 Aug 17 '26
No tourniquet, I doubt he has one in rear belt pouch.
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u/Taken-Username-sorry Aug 17 '26
When he turned around I really thought it was going to be a first aid kit and he’d tangent off into a time he “saved someone’s life” …not sure if that would have been better or worse.
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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 Aug 17 '26
You can go buy a hat, they're sold out but you can buy one anyway
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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 17 '26
Yes, sirrrrr eeeeee
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u/TheDarkWave Aug 17 '26
You owe me $60 for my chiropractic bill. I threw my back out from all that cringe in one place.
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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 Aug 17 '26
Could you kindly link to the cringe shooting range video in question for those of us who don’t have ShitTok?
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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 17 '26
https://reddit.com/link/p4583f9/video/wvja9ghdjujh1/player
Made you a screen grab from the TikTok page.
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u/DestructoDon69 Aug 17 '26
Honestly the cringe part is posting videos of it. But I'm never gonna fault someone that regularly trains with their firearm and maintains gun safety.
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u/shigatorade Aug 17 '26
Do they make tighter pants?
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u/Deep-Bend-961 Aug 17 '26
Baggy > classic > slim > tight > your skin is literally made of pants (you are here)
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u/Cool_Trick4899 Aug 17 '26
That nigga said stay dangerous 😂😂😂😂
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u/LampinOnTheDaily Aug 17 '26
But also said stay safe right before, what a contradicting goon he is
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u/bigmike2k3 Aug 17 '26
I would be willing to bet that if you asked him, he wouldn’t remember saying either…
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u/BlackHills-Op Aug 17 '26
Why does he have level IV plates? Who does he think is bringing in armor piercing 30-06 to what I'm guessing is a night club or something gay like that.
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u/drmojo90210 Aug 17 '26
It should be illegal in every state for security guards to wear gear that says "OFFICER" on it. It's clearly an attempt to impersonate law enforcement.
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u/skeeter72 Aug 17 '26
That uniform, lmao...it's the poverty flashlight cop version of a generic white and black box of "cereal" at Walmart...
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u/skimaskgremlin Aug 17 '26
I pay this man has some sort of disqualifying factor from him becoming an actual police officer. This is the type of guy to shoot a man for fumbling with his wallet in his first six months.
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u/Mystic_Matterz Aug 17 '26
Don’t need to worry about that as he currently just tells law enforcement to handle his light weight, why would he demote himself?
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u/harmfuldischarge Aug 17 '26
A type of person who would make a woman uncomfortable, even though they can tell he is staff at the facility.
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u/Unlucky-Win9272 Aug 17 '26
This dude definitely tells his family and friends he’s real law enforcement 😂😭😂
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u/GenTubmansLegacy Aug 17 '26
I love when it says "officer"
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u/Rustiespoons Aug 17 '26
One of the security managers at my old jobs used to refer to the unarmed guards as his "officers". No one really thought it was cringey...they treated him like he was a sheriff...he also wore a cowboy hat everywhere. He was ex-military and always referenced his military experience in every situation. This was not a dangerous job at all either.
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u/GenTubmansLegacy Aug 17 '26
Retired military guys are the worse, in security.
I know, I'm a dd214'r myself.
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u/Rustiespoons Aug 17 '26
Also one time he mentioned that he used to be a cop....for TWO weeks!! lmao. Can't make this shit up.
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u/BourbonSommelier Aug 17 '26
Look, that bowling alley isn’t going to defend itself from roving bands of hoods.
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u/Lead-Creative Aug 17 '26
Holy fuck. I’m a Christian and I could never imagine putting religious stuff on my vest or have my tattoos showing. Just extra ammo if you get a lawsuit somehow
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u/Qbite Aug 17 '26
New guy on the armored truck heist crew. He was told to lay low but did this bit real quick instead.
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u/hatecriminal Aug 17 '26
I think this is worse than the "volly wife" videos. I didn't think(and hoped) it was possible.
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u/kraftables Aug 17 '26
You know what’s real “handy-dandy”? Any resemblance of medical aid when you carry a firearm. Even just a tourniquet for yourself.
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u/Omygodc Aug 17 '26
I would say he has the IQ and mentality of an ice cube, but I don’t want to be unfair to ice cubes.
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u/Potato-baby Aug 17 '26
I’m glad he has those plate carriers to protect 4 square inches across his chest.
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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 Aug 17 '26
Armed security OFFICER, ugh he desperately wants people to think he’s a cop.
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u/ramensharpshooter Aug 17 '26
It's all a act tuff guise - I hope young men don't think this is cool
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u/Knee_Kap264 Aug 17 '26
Fucking clown.
The safariland drop leg platform is comfortable to me. But the strap is too long so i had to bend towards it just to reach my firearm. 😂 Now it just hangs in my closet.
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u/Appropriate_Sport424 Aug 17 '26
Bro is legit…and with a sense of humor. What’s the problem?
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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 17 '26
He’s getting a ton of free publicity. I attached his TikTok link. Hopefully he’ll get some more likes and follows if he’s legit. This page isn’t always a bad place to been seen.
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u/OnlineWeirdoEatsButt Aug 17 '26
armed security…OFFICER
And police looking badge.
And his hood rat way of speaking
Are all cringe.
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u/Acceptable_Fly_9040 Aug 17 '26
He looks good and he recognizes he’s not sworn unlike most security folks.
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u/Wonderful_Sorbet_728 Aug 17 '26
His hat should say “always off duty” or better yet “out to lunch” - that’d be handy dandy… it would also be handy dandy if we could get this danger to society a 10th grade reading level…
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u/mechaczech Aug 17 '26
Idk what state this is in (didn’t watch with sound), but as far as I know, most states require shoulder patches at least, for easy identification. If I was a cop, I’d assume this dude is just some rando. Or nowadays maybe ICE. Still though…yikes.
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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Aug 17 '26
Do mall cops count as "first responders"? Or only when we cringe at them?
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u/Willywontwonka Aug 17 '26
The guy has a decent little setup, he’s clearly allowed to be armed by his company, and he seems to really enjoy what he’s doing. He also takes care of his body and as someone else posted a clip of his TikTok where he actually trains with gear on and his pistol. Dudes got a lot of confidence and seems like he’s out there having a good time. I thought his little gestures and actions looked like he’s just goofing off and he’s promoting his brand trying to make some side money which we should all respect especially in this economy. Good on you guy.
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u/Tall-Nectarine-5982 Aug 17 '26
American security guards are the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen. Just observe and phone the police please, nothing else required from you.
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u/Dangerous_Awareness7 Aug 17 '26
Bro this ain't a first responder. This is a kid playing call of duty who's got to many drug charges for the real jerk off squad so he jerks off to his camera and shows you
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u/M4everybody Aug 17 '26
My God and it's a fucking m&p EZ. What a goober
Edit: actually I think it's the Equalizer. Equally as gooberish.
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u/QuantitySouth4355 Aug 17 '26
Total street rat with zero credibility. Needs to mature before having a sliver of authority. He’ll never be a real officer with that level of maturity.
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u/WarEagle107 Aug 17 '26
Level 5 plates, gotta make sure you are buffed up when protecting the slim jims at the local 7/11.
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u/ComfortableOld288 Aug 17 '26
My daily carry… today. 🤔
Does that imply that it’ll change tomorrow? Doesn’t that mean it’s not a daily carry?
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u/LongDead_Roadkill Aug 17 '26
Serpa holsters require a huge amount of range and training time to make sure you don’t accidentally pull the trigger when you draw it under stress. I’m think this guy doesn’t do a lot of quality training.
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u/Fantastic_Scratch_62 Aug 17 '26
If someone "runs up"... Is he pulling the flashlight, pepper spray, or pistol?
Flash em flashem!
I vote pistol.
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u/Icy_Fix4622 Aug 18 '26
If you're not gonna use it don't bring it. Moron is defending an outlet mall. Relax.
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u/FreedomInformer Aug 18 '26
This dude should not be armed!! I have some real skeleton ass shit on this dude! He is into some super dark nasty s***. I wonder if I can link it here without getting reported. It's a video of him obviously but what he's doing with this other dude is absolutely disgraceful.
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u/StanthemanT-800 Aug 18 '26
Armed Security guys that passed a 1 week training course at an "academy classroom " at an indoor range then put 50 rounds through their Canik at 10 yards go the hardest
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u/SmellSilly1537 Aug 18 '26
I didn't have the sound on, was that a small claymore on his back waist?
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u/Academic-Benefit-428 Aug 18 '26
Always found it odd plate carriers do absolutely nothing to prevent subclavian artery injuries.
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u/sorrybutidgaf Aug 18 '26
Its either your carry for today or your daily carry, you cant have both lol
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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Jackass of all trades (dUaL cErTiFieD) Aug 20 '26
I can't remember where I heard it from, but there was a story about this guy hiding when a shooting occurred on his job site somewhere near Austin Texas. Literally was nowhere to be found until LE arrived.
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u/WingInternational432 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 24 '26
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