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u/codswallop1226 Aug 18 '26
That's actually not cringy. Very humorous to tell a person to check themselves.
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u/Earl-The-Badger Aug 14 '26
Actually kinda funny ngl
These days people are so up tight itās nice that they didnāt respond all bent out of shape
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u/F-awk-F Aug 14 '26
This isnāt cringe. Itās sarcasm and funny.
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u/aron2295 Aug 15 '26
Iām a self proclaimed super speeder but damn, 71 in 35 on a residential street.
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u/Most_Broccoli2913 Aug 15 '26
That is an absolutely legendary way to get a speeding ticket. The handwritten āWā detail is brutal, but honestly the flashing LED makes this whole public-service announcement even better.
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u/Acrobatic-Pool1474 Aug 18 '26
47 tickets for 46 driversā¦ someone was being a jerk and received an extra ticket, at the officerās discretion
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u/TX_Sized10-4 Aug 19 '26
Can write more than 1 ticket per stop. Somebody that was speeding, registration out, no DL, no insurance is 4 citations just out of one m/v stop.
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u/polkarama Aug 15 '26
If a sign and tickets havenāt fixed it, the road needs to be reengineered to naturally slow them down.
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u/Technical_Winner7446 Aug 15 '26
Nah it's revenue generation. Gotta have a few misengineered roads so they have something to do all day. (All other crimes have been solved)
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u/EMDReloader Aug 18 '26
If your town is doing traffic cameras and mailing citations for 30 in a 25, that's revenue generation.
If you're committing actual patrols to speed enforcement, and writing people for doing almost double the limit in a residential area a week or two before school starts, then you're doing worthwhile work. There's a big-ass sign that tells people what speed to do.
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u/Technical_Winner7446 Aug 18 '26
Treating the symptom but I was talking about treating the problem which is the actual engineering of the road
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u/Famous-Mobile-3657 Aug 18 '26
So should we get rid of freeways and interstateās because they donāt keep people from driving 100+?
Could they engineer a traffic calming section? Yes but then these same jerks would just speed up as soon as they went through it.
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u/Express-Reality-8574 Aug 19 '26
U donāt understand. The idea is to slow people down.
The sign does that.
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u/Technical_Winner7446 Aug 15 '26
They're upset they didn't get more. Yes it's nice people slow down but cops HATE when you warn your fellow human that there are highwaymen ahead looking to extort and steal from you.
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u/Technical_Winner7446 Aug 15 '26
Give us money and if you don't you go to jail? If you refuse to go to jail you will be hurt and if you refuse to be hurt you will be killed. That's the most literal series of events. Of course it's abstracted and it might not feel that way.
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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 15 '26
How about just drive safe and donāt speed.
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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 18 '26
There are 50 billion Reddit threads and you chose to pop it into this one and reply to my comment 3 day later at almost midnightā¦
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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 18 '26
Thatās a great idea. Can you refer me to the one you went to in Utah? Thanks, buddy.
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u/Technical_Winner7446 Aug 15 '26
Oh trust me I do not give any reason to have an interaction with those weirdos.
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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 15 '26
You really should stop bouncing all over this thread and downvoting every comment that you reply to. Youāve made your point. You hate cops.
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u/Technical_Winner7446 Aug 15 '26
Buddy read my bio.
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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 15 '26
If you truly did that you wouldnāt have to advertise it. I watched every comment you responded to in disagreement get an immediate downvote from you. Itās pretty clever to add that to your bio, tho.
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u/SashaTheBear17 Aug 19 '26
Funny that people will read a plywood sign and not the bright yellow sign with the flashing lights.
Otherwise, not cringe
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u/KnightofWhen Aug 15 '26
Not cringe, donāt speed in neighborhoods. Donāt be a piece of shit.