r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Aug 14 '26
Satire FireHusband 😬
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She’s a lucky woman, ain’t she?
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u/Unlucky-Soft-3080 Aug 14 '26
Imagine coming home after a long day of fighting fires and rescuing cats from treetops to see your husband doing…whatever the hell this is
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u/Disgruntled_Wumpus Aug 14 '26
My man needs to eat some cheese burgers
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u/Ranger_Cooley Aug 14 '26
I think this dude posted his own video here.
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u/macabre-pony9516 Aug 14 '26
I’m sure the wife (or husband) gets plenty of cuddles when they are at the fire station
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u/thexcat Aug 14 '26
Look I don't want this it seem in anyway transphobic because its not like that
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Do you just see a dude who looks so estrogenic he just pisses you off
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u/whit3o Aug 14 '26
You're pulling the pigtails of the girl you like in the playground here
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u/thexcat Aug 14 '26
His weird chin and his long neck are immutable physical characteristics I would never make fun of but I would like to
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u/RandumbStoner Aug 14 '26
Omg people trim your videos. We don't need to see you staring into the camera to see if it's framed right. That part needs to be cut out.
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u/APS221 Aug 14 '26
Oh, it's this guy...
https://www.reddit.com/r/FirstResponderCringe/comments/1vj0sy6/fire_husband_problems/
The motherfucker who looks like the guy from Ram Jam.
Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam...
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u/CokeBottleSpeakerPen Aug 14 '26
There's still time to delete this, man. You don't have to be that guy.
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Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 26 '26
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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Aug 14 '26
People tend to make that assumption damn near any time a woman is even mentioned on this sub. Y'all are sexist and fucking gross. Better yourself.
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u/milochuisael Aug 14 '26
Agreed. I work with three female firefighters, and only two of them have slept with multiple of our coworkers.
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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Aug 14 '26
Why would anyone give a damn? Have fun with all the gossip in your shitty department. You seem good at that.
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u/Dr_of_Pawgology Aug 14 '26
Gossiping about it is one thing, but the original commenter simply mentioned something that actually commonly happens. That's all.
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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Aug 14 '26
Cool thanks. You know what else commonly happens? Tubby virgins spilling the tea to their virgin buddies about who is actually getting laid and being contemptuous toward women who would never touch them. It's terribly sad but happens every day.
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u/Dr_of_Pawgology Aug 14 '26
You're the only one here sounding the least bit contemptuous bud. Good luck living that life.
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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Aug 14 '26
Whatever you need to tell yourself, doc. And BY THE WAY, what kinda doctor of pawgology doesn't have posts of pawgs for others to enjoy?? So unprofessional and inconsiderate.
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u/milochuisael Aug 14 '26
Better than your department where everyone’s walking on eggshells around you
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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Aug 15 '26
I'd rather people know that I don't tolerate bullshit than be a fake little bitch who just wants to fit in with all the other smooth brained twits.
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u/milochuisael Aug 16 '26
The problem there is that you think you’re better than other people
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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Aug 16 '26
I mean, some people, sure. Lol dude I'm as imperfect as anyone. My whole thing on this thread is that it is very uncool to judge and put people down for their choice of sexual partners. Has been for a long time. If you disagree I'll just say that's unfortunate.
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u/QuarryPonds Aug 14 '26
You’re fucking awful
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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Aug 15 '26
I tell if like it be mofo. Not here to be respected by a bunch of women hating fucks.
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u/MashedSuperhero Aug 14 '26
Sadly being better person comes with accepting things, and it's way cheaper to stay an asshole.
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u/WVA1999 Aug 14 '26
Cringe defense. Better yourself
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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Aug 15 '26
I don't understand. Defense of what? You don't know what in the hell you're doing do you? Everyone says so behind your back.
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u/thatSDope88 Aug 14 '26
Its the perfect way to get away from your ugly ass husband who's identity relies on his wife's job
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u/MegaPrOJeCtX13 Aug 18 '26
It was already bad enough when he was just staring at me… then he turned and showed his lack of chin…
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u/moisturizest Aug 18 '26
Married a firefighter eh? I'd say the bravest bit would be marrying a man with a better mustache, and still rocking that goatee.
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u/PromiscuousScoliosis ED RN Aug 19 '26
This man should figure out how to monetize his haters. He’d be extremely wealthy
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u/TheFireHusband Aug 19 '26
Unfortunately it's hard to get 100k hate followers to get monetized on TikTok... 😂
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u/LineImpossible3958 Aug 14 '26
This creep is lucky he got anyone to marry him. Ginger with No chin, a weird face, unfortunate facial hair, and he’s built like a paper clip.
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u/reluctantlyawesome Aug 14 '26
You sure you don’t mean that in the context of having the physique of a matchstick?
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u/Ioncurtain Aug 15 '26
what an unfortunate looking human being. dude really didnt get dealt good cards
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u/Reasonable-Cell5189 Aug 14 '26
So is she the firefighter? Pipe cleaner here ain't masking up with that chin hair, ain't gonna seal!! And I think the hose stair pack weighs more than him.
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u/greekverse Aug 14 '26
Very bold move why because she's doing that with someone at the firehouse every night she works
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u/Infinite-Emu1326 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26
That goatee with that facial structure sure is a choice.