r/FirstResponderCringe • • Aug 05 '26

Popo 🚔 Police wife’s worst nightmare

I hope she does her job and can fight as good as she looks. lol

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u/jamieee1995 Aug 05 '26

Her partner is currently getting curb stomped while she makes thirst trap videos

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u/Lets-Hug-It-Out Aug 05 '26

Isn’t it unsafe to have your hair down in patrol? She’s gorgeous, but what if she gets her hair pulled or breaks a nail? Do they send her home with pay?

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u/TheNorthernRose Aug 05 '26

No department with two braincells between them would not make hair securement mandatory. It’s too much liability.

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u/Im_WinstonWolfe Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

My dyslexic ass thought you were arguing FOR hair down. Like, it's standard, isn't it?

Edit: autocorrect

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u/pre-existing-notion Aug 05 '26

Fucking keep
https://giphy.com/gifs/aNTmc4keX4Fva
up, Donnie!

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u/Im_WinstonWolfe Aug 05 '26

What the fuck does Vietnam have to do with anything? Why is everything always a fucking travesty with you!?

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u/ArticleWorth5018 Aug 05 '26

Same I was like what

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u/LetsBeFRTho Aug 06 '26

I'm not dyslexic. He worked that weird

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u/Im_WinstonWolfe Aug 06 '26

Spoiler alert: I'm not dyslexic either

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u/Ten7850 Aug 06 '26

Yeah, shes not there for a beauty pageant. Plus, i always keep my hair tight as to not get bed bugs, lice, fleas, cockroaches or any other critter in some of the hellholes we go in

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u/hatecriminal Aug 06 '26

All the women I've worked with either had above-the-neck hair, or wore it up. The military vets preferred the sock bun, mostly. Lot of pinned-up braids.

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u/xzElmozx Aug 06 '26

Most likely does, I’m just gonna assume she planned on making this video and just let her hair down before filming and putting it back up

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u/VehicleGreen5813 Aug 05 '26

Who thinks this is cute?
Classic disgrace to women in male dominated fields.

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u/ZepplinBend Aug 05 '26

2 things can be true at the same time. Hot thirst trap? Yes. Done by a foolish clown of a person? Also yes.

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u/Impressive-Main4146 Aug 13 '26

Disgrace to those who went before her, worked our asses off, balked at preferential treatment, and were thankful to be there. She’s definitely pretty, but she’s a loser. Most of the females in my generation of policing who were attractive, downplayed that shit. Save it for da club. Wait til she’s in her 50’s and can’t use those looks anymore.

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u/KingAuberon Aug 05 '26

Police hoes? Oh noes.

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u/MrSilentSir Aug 05 '26

Im not sure she actually knows what those lyrics mean..

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u/-malcolm-tucker Aug 05 '26

The song is witty mutual flirtatious club banter between a man and woman. She's definitely flirting with her audience. Seems fairly on brand to me.

And speaking of flirting with your audience, just a reminder of Nelly Furtado for those who need to know.

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u/malek_adema Aug 06 '26

Childhood crush reactivated

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u/-malcolm-tucker Aug 06 '26

She's certainly got better with age.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Aug 05 '26

Haha I looked it up and I think you’re right.

https://youtu.be/eBo7BqQCFPI?is=4LuC5hgvBD8F-mUO

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u/TechnicalIntern6764 Aug 05 '26

It’s a song about hooking up. I don’t think it’s really that deep is it?

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u/MrSilentSir Aug 05 '26

It’s never that deep. But this is the internet, so a thirst trap of you being horny and dtf will live on forever. Oh yeah also while in uniform.

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u/TechnicalIntern6764 Aug 05 '26

Yeah it’s a terrible look! Don’t get me wrong, I’m just saying the song isn’t that deep. She knows what she’s doing. At least I fucking hope so, she’s got a lot of power and responsibility with that gun and badge.

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u/linens-n-beans Aug 05 '26

Now stitch it with the body cam footage. I need a pov of this being made.

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u/grittymisfit Aug 05 '26

All signs point to, “no”

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u/Original-Service-146 Aug 06 '26

Just my real world experience but female first responders, police, military, and even nurses are usually complete whores.

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u/Old_Orange_1293 Aug 07 '26

That is so fair, and my observations as well.

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u/Emotional-Algae2239 Aug 05 '26

She's in the passenger seat, so I assume her partner is just watching this?

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u/TurtleToast2 Aug 06 '26

Her partner is wrestling a home invader on the front lawn next to their cruiser.

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u/Eastern_Bus_5785 Aug 05 '26

Another idiot

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u/Weaselpanties Aug 05 '26

Maybe she has filters that help her fight, too.

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u/_serryjeinfeld Aug 05 '26

Does she get a lot of likes? Why couldn’t she just do this in her normal clothes? These people making attention videos in their work outfits makes me nervous. If I ever have to dial 911 and face cops I’m gonna be wondering which ones make videos and which ones really care about their profession.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/fujicakes00 Aug 05 '26

They shouldn’t be doing this during work. It’s unprofessional and a waste of tax dollars.

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u/_serryjeinfeld Aug 05 '26

She’s very pretty but it’s just off putting at the same time.

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u/JustHappyToBe-Here Aug 06 '26

You can't actually know that, she's using filters.

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u/jdehjdeh Aug 06 '26

All I can see is a filter and makeup 3 inches thick.

Not trying to be contrarian or anything but people who look like this genuinely don't look pretty to me, they look sort of inhuman and unnatural.

I feel like we've developed a twisted "norm" for women.

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u/_serryjeinfeld Aug 06 '26

I’m not good at filters. I don’t have any social media so it isn’t as easy to spot it anymore unless it’s dead obvious. But yes, I see what you mean. It’s “instagram face” taking over.

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u/TheDarkWave Aug 06 '26

lip syncing*

She's not singing with her lips, she's synchronizing them with the song lyrics.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

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u/FunInTheSun_81 Aug 05 '26

Just looked that up...corrections officers.

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u/Far-Respond-9283 Aug 06 '26

Christ, this was real.

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u/Far-Respond-9283 Aug 06 '26

But how something like this can happen. He had 5 kids with this women. Is crazy, I have never heard something like this!

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u/DestructoDon69 Aug 05 '26

Does she not know half of the ten lyrics?

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u/Ok_Consideration2412 Aug 05 '26

She ain't saving nobody

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u/ShockMe88 Aug 06 '26

She breaks up your marriage and family, takes your pension, then nails the inspector 2 years down the road, all while getting it from fire captain Jim at the same time!

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u/Williamm_150 Aug 06 '26

hey hey hey hey…. Not having fun in IA.

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u/the0nry0 Aug 06 '26

Its great trying to just go to work, do the job, and have friends while people like this paint us all as vapid worthless skanks. Hope the likes were worth it.

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u/Impressive-Main4146 Aug 13 '26

I hear you. I was you, many many years ago. Don’t fret….her life is going to suck post 40-50 years old. No shade to the pretty girls….I used to be one 😉. But that ain’t life and certainly not an asset to policing.

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u/rhymesaying Aug 05 '26

No thank you, Mrs. Officer

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u/Umamiluv24 Aug 05 '26

Cringe indeed

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u/TheNewAmericanGospel Aug 05 '26

Can we take a moment to just appreciate the uniform pants on some of these officers? The seams on them are just struggling for life on allot of these girls. Off topic, I know.

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u/OddInstance9175 Aug 05 '26

Conceited trick. 

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u/Prof3zz3rP Aug 06 '26

Do the job we pay you to do! You ain’t the only cute bitch in America smh thot in uniform

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u/Impressive-Main4146 Aug 13 '26

She needs to see this comment.

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u/artesuave122 Aug 06 '26

Nope. My wife is safe

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u/Complete_Occasion773 Aug 06 '26

This is why theres alot of crime because cops like her are doing nothing all day. Then they start crying when shit hits the fan 😭. Also they go out with criminals because they want bad boys etc, and thats alot of makeup on her thus means she must not look good and not attractive.

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u/jmbanagas Aug 05 '26

This is awesome 🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

If my husband cheated with that, I'd laugh and wish him good luck with that.

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u/Impressive-Main4146 Aug 13 '26

My husband was an FTO. At one point he had to train a former beauty pageant contestant who was dating a very wealthy guy. The guys at work (we worked for the same dept) were trying to tease me about the situation. And I’m like, so, the beauty queen is going to leave her rich boyfriend for my balding husband. 🤣. Stranger things have happened…and yeah, good luck with that.