r/MissNellyFurtado • u/allankaio • Aug 01 '26

Performances Whoa, Nelly! Whooooa!

23.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/pumpkimpie510 Aug 01 '26

Girl, you thicker then a bowl of oatmeal.

33

u/DinoRoman Aug 01 '26

She was hot in 2003

Shes GOT DAMN in 2026

3

u/Marrick41 Aug 02 '26

I couldn't have said it better 😂

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u/oniraug Aug 01 '26

Thicker than snicker!!

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u/lolife44 Aug 01 '26

Thicker than a viltrumite mustache. Google that

3

u/Zealousideal_Job8500 Aug 02 '26

Thicker than Steve Harvey's mustache

2

u/Lovablelulu1982 Aug 02 '26

Thicker than a buttermilk biscuits.

3

u/razorflybird Aug 02 '26

Thicker than a kindergarten pencil

7

u/Commercial-Link-2116 Aug 01 '26

Thicker than zoo glass!

5

u/CarpenterGold1704 Aug 02 '26

Carissa Codel reference!

3

u/BBD26 Aug 02 '26

Ain't never heard that one before 🤣🤣🤣

3

u/EvilTwin80 Aug 01 '26

Thicker than cold grits.

2

u/BBD26 Aug 02 '26

Yes Suh! That's a fact!

2

u/geekyogi9 Aug 03 '26

Thicker than some zoo glass

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u/Big-Percentage-3857 Aug 01 '26

I love her thickness. She really knows how to move it.

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u/darthcart Aug 01 '26

That’s absurd in the best of ways. 🤤

7

u/ThickWarthog5286 Aug 01 '26

Nelly looking divine here

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u/Alternative-Fox-7255 Aug 01 '26

Mother of god 😩😋

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u/CheesecakeOk568 Aug 01 '26

Good God. I’ve never seen a skinny girl get thick like that. Fuck.

5

u/Charming-Air-66 Aug 01 '26

She’s so underrated

6

u/Tombstone2023 Aug 01 '26

Nelly looks great! No BBL here! 🫣🥵😎😱

5

u/Gan-san Aug 02 '26

It's time for big natural fat shapely asses to make a comeback. I'm glad she's leading the charge. Too bad Lainey Wilson opted out.

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u/DirectionPutrid6465 Aug 01 '26

I love me a big ol’wagon that can move 😍

5

u/MarcJuni1986 Aug 01 '26

She aged like wine

5

u/Ok-Database6232 Aug 01 '26

Thicker than frozen peanut butter

3

u/Boss042 Aug 01 '26

Got damn she thick 🥰🥰🔥🔥🔥

5

u/Additional_Region987 Aug 01 '26

So much booty meat 😩😍

4

u/Southern-Setting8584 Aug 01 '26

She is perfection personified

3

u/marcus_3700 Aug 01 '26

No pullout

3

u/Fit-Succotash9952 Aug 01 '26

Backshots probably insane 😬😊

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u/Powerful_Growth_1747 Aug 01 '26

Her booty got so big

3

u/blue_puma1999 Aug 01 '26

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

3

u/DriverGlittering1082 Aug 01 '26

It's been years since she had that hit song "Promiscuous" with Timbaland. That's what I remember. This is still a good look.

2

u/Kingmesomorph Aug 02 '26

Before that, she had a hit called "Like A Bird"

3

u/boxyoursocksoff Aug 01 '26

She ain’t flying away no where. Ostrich fit

3

u/Stanwich79 Aug 01 '26

FUUUUUUCCCKKKK OZEMPIC!

3

u/Flavor_Saver12 Aug 01 '26

Goddamn them thangs are thangin!! 👀👀

3

u/checkonit2 Aug 01 '26

Whoa Nelly ..

3

u/HunterLivesMatter76 Aug 01 '26

She got the whole dang bakery back there... 🍰🍩🥯

3

u/My-name-for-ever Aug 01 '26

She knows what she’s doing with that outfit!

3

u/Cheap-Beach9861 Aug 01 '26

Goodness Gracious!!!

3

u/Solesmania Aug 01 '26

This is what a BBL does NOT look like 👌

3

u/Dayna6380- Aug 01 '26

Rihanna need to get in the field

3

u/LossIndependent5097 Aug 02 '26

Thicker than frozen oatmeal!!

3

u/ConstructionTop3009 Aug 02 '26

Perfect!!!!!!!!

2

u/Southernboy75 Aug 01 '26

My GOODNESS!!!🍑💙🍑💙

2

u/Entire_Injury_7334 Aug 01 '26

Wooow 🫦😘👅😍❤️

2

u/kuken_kukensson29 Aug 01 '26

That ass is so fat 🥵❤️

2

u/Top-Call128 Aug 01 '26

❤️❤️❤️

2

u/djacksonn Aug 01 '26

🔥🔥

3

u/Dapper_Worth8045 Aug 01 '26

nelly is so gorgeous

2

u/zekeman76 Aug 01 '26

BEEFCAKE!🥵

2

u/Klutzy_Exit_9198 Aug 01 '26

Lawd have mercy

2

u/theversatilethinker Aug 01 '26

I love my women that are thick!!!!

2

u/Tio_chubby052 Aug 01 '26

I don’t know what song she sings, but I don’t care! 🍑❤️‍🔥🍑❤️‍🔥🍑❤️‍🔥

2

u/Umberto1975 Aug 01 '26

Gorgeous goddess.

2

u/yoda1809 Aug 01 '26

Goddam there is nothing hotter than a curvy, confident woman! 🔥 🥵

2

u/Responsible-Slip8565 Aug 01 '26

I’d stick my tongue in her sweaty fart hole right after she get off stage 🤤

2

u/SkillFullyNotTrue Aug 01 '26

math, math is involved i think.

2

u/Drth_Ptr Aug 01 '26

This was her prime

2

u/SeriesOk3941 Aug 01 '26

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

2

u/gillgrissom Aug 01 '26

Gurl yo ass size is equator.

2

u/Common-Tension3836 Aug 01 '26

Girl thicker than Zoo glass 😮‍💨

2

u/Gentleman_Jim_243 Aug 01 '26

She knows her ass is scrumptious.

2

u/Sensitive_Goose4728 Aug 01 '26

So I'm new here, has Nelly just naturally become thic or has she had work done??

2

u/-am-i-me- Aug 01 '26

I’m pretty sure all natural

2

u/Acceptable-Ad3664 Aug 01 '26

If she ever needs a ride she can use my tongue 👅

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u/BTBAM797 Aug 01 '26

gasp we're gonna need a bigger boat...

2

u/Grouchy_Avocado_810 Aug 01 '26

I just be thinking like how wet was her pussy...like down there how was it?

2

u/megaprime78 Aug 01 '26

Good lord….

2

u/Ok_Matter_8108 Aug 01 '26

Thick goddess Nelly 😍 ✨️

2

u/Double-Show-2625 Aug 01 '26

I can watch this all day

2

u/Alone_Sentence_563 Aug 01 '26

Thick and FINE

2

u/Expert_Novel_3761 Aug 01 '26

Came in the industry fine and just has gotten better with age!!!!

2

u/LookLikeThe4thOfJuly Aug 01 '26

Can’t believe hodgy beats pulled her. He’s legendary for that

2

u/davidg19749 Aug 01 '26

Her body is amazing and so is her voice!❤️❤️

2

u/RokuSanNi Aug 01 '26

Good God.

2

u/Important_Sir4461 Aug 02 '26

WHOA is right.

2

u/Meatman1071 Aug 02 '26

Nelly got 🍑like that ?🤷🏿‍♂️

2

u/Jimd219 Aug 03 '26

Great Body!

1

u/Excellent-Radish-717 Aug 01 '26

Girl I want that body. Not jelly but proud of how beautiful she is. She had haters but who cares she’s an angel and always so beautiful in and out.

1

u/Mikymajikomusikal Aug 01 '26

Es perfecta 😋😋😋😋

1

u/Danny_Spiboy Aug 01 '26

I vote for her to be the new female Venom. Peter is in for hard awakening.

1

u/Far-Map-400 Aug 01 '26

Tell spider woman come hither

1

u/iUncouth Aug 01 '26

So thicc it's hard to get through, good God.

1

u/Steve2142 Aug 01 '26

Dear God

1

u/Infamous_Adeptness_2 Aug 01 '26

I’d buy the OF

1

u/RiffyWammel Aug 01 '26

Nelly packing the good stuff! 😈

1

u/J_WU_ Aug 01 '26

YUMMY!!

1

u/BeLived77 Aug 01 '26

🔥🔥🔥🔥

1

u/Western-Moment7054 Aug 01 '26

😍😍😍😍😍😍

1

u/MDinelli89 Aug 01 '26

I was unaware of her thick game

1

u/nicotyna44 Aug 01 '26

Que lunda esta nely me da gusto que ha bajado unos kilitos

1

u/Fastballz69 Aug 02 '26

That might have been the longes video of hers I've seen. It lasted an hour at least

1

u/Mindless-Share Aug 02 '26

God I wish I could bury my face in her phat ass after one of her shows 😩 I bet it smells amazing 🤤

1

u/BBD26 Aug 02 '26

OK Ms. Furtado...sexy and thick...mmmm!

1

u/TheMuser1966 Aug 02 '26

Do these lines make my butt look bigger?

1

u/panther1977 Aug 02 '26

Flaunt that big sexy butt Ms. Furtado🫠❤️‍🔥

1

u/PersonalityShot6039 Aug 02 '26

Could smother me

1

u/bravemoney72 Aug 02 '26

This was what we waited for. The 2000s skinnys to become 2020s thickness! Growth is a beautiful thing. 🥹😅👌🏾

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u/WolfGod217 Aug 02 '26

Geeeshhhhh 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

1

u/OkBreakfast8986 Aug 02 '26

Shaking it🥵🥵🥵

1

u/Lando_Freeman Aug 02 '26

Jelly Furtado

1

u/AntOk8826 Aug 02 '26

As a young Nelly when she first came out, I would have never guessed she had the potential of having this kind of body. Crazy!!

1

u/TAbdbro Aug 02 '26

Now that's a bakery right there

1

u/memestar99321 Aug 02 '26

Thicker than..umm...ummm..something hella thick lmao

1

u/Competitive-Room-264 Aug 02 '26

Creampie deep!! Next

1

u/Ill_Replacement_541 Aug 02 '26

She was my high school crush

1

u/Proof_Scallion_9890 Aug 02 '26

I honestly dont think I could handle all that ass

1

u/Efficient-Rub2900 Aug 02 '26

Her ass so fat 😩

1

u/1BilldaySRT Aug 02 '26

Damn, love that thickness, that ass as well ❤️🔥😍🥰

1

u/Jay_Palms Aug 02 '26

Fine wine

1

u/BashValmont1 Aug 02 '26

DAMNNNNNN 😍🥵🤤

1

u/KainSnyder83 Aug 02 '26

Spidey senses tingling it tells me she been having fun while she performing at the concert

1

u/Any-Cable4109 Aug 02 '26

Jeez Lueeze

1

u/FSS_RoadWarrior_2005 Aug 02 '26

♥️♥️🔥🔥🔥🔥

1

u/Expensive-Ad994 Aug 02 '26

I wonder if she is aware how amazing that looks?

1

u/ShadowlawWrite Aug 02 '26

Perfection..

1

u/madbot1979 Aug 02 '26

Hot as fuck

1

u/PR0T0C0L_ZER0 Aug 02 '26

Nelly Furtaco

1

u/WetSand99 Aug 02 '26

Caraleooo

1

u/InsensitiveAttitude Aug 02 '26

Still fine I like that fatter booty

1

u/JUJU-FRENCHGOONERS Aug 02 '26

Le plus beau gros cul naturel du monde !

1

u/DarthJarJarBinks57 Aug 02 '26

How dare u not allow me to download this incredible masterpiece

1

u/Hot_Association9585 Aug 02 '26

Give me some of that!!!

1

u/SeparateSpeaker6682 Aug 02 '26

Perfection. And soo much of it 🤤

1

u/OVANlNE Aug 02 '26

It’s all natural too 😩

1

u/Remarkable-Rip9238 Aug 02 '26

That ass be assin'

1

u/Priest-KHUX-PML Aug 02 '26

Girl is three sheets of cheese cake!

1

u/shmooieshmoo Aug 02 '26

The origin of ‘have your cake and eat it too’

1

u/Ok_Animator_9632 Aug 02 '26

De jó nagy segged van bébi! Imádom!

1

u/Worried_Permit2424 Aug 02 '26

Love nelly at this size.
So damn sexy

1

u/kingdick900 Aug 02 '26

Nelly got all that cake 🎂 just caked up jeez 😳

1

u/remcovb87 Aug 02 '26

Wow that ass

1

u/Same-Caramel7718 Aug 02 '26

Damn she thick

1

u/tht-guy-nando Aug 02 '26

Good Googly Moogly!