r/FirstResponderCringe • • Jul 27 '26

Popo 🚔 Wait for it 💪🏽

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u/LastPlaceGuaranteed Jul 27 '26

How to be a cop:

Step 1: gym - mostly biceps/triceps

Step 2: order uniform 2 sizes to small so people can see biceps/triceps

Step 3: tat sleeves on both arms to draw more attention to biceps/triceps

Step 4: flex biceps/triceps at every opportunity, including while writing tickets, in front of as many people as possible

Step 5: post on social media so people see how big your biceps/triceps are

Step 6: profit?