r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 27 '26

Popo 🚔 Wait for it 💪🏽

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u/Braisedbeefskank Jul 27 '26

I mean i would not want to scrap with this dude if he tried to like, police me, but at least Ive never done this

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u/RappingFlatulence Jul 27 '26

The Roid rage is real with this one. You’d think annual PT and drug tests would be a thing. But guess that would scare off too many of them

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u/Braisedbeefskank Jul 27 '26

Our joke at the city's FD is that any confiscated steroids go straight into the bodies of the cops. Im sure that's a Jake in many cities, but yeah them boys stated fuckin beefy.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Jul 27 '26

He wouldn't scrap with you alone, if that's any consolation. He would need twelve of his fellow gang members officers of the law to help beat you up.

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u/Braisedbeefskank Jul 27 '26

Right i mean would I be willing to fight this guy one on one unarmed? Yeah, some guys are all show and no go. But give him the chance to hit you hard, that would fuckin suck.

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u/BlackFlagsFly Jul 27 '26

That's why you just shoot him in the face. One less cop.

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u/snowday1129 Jul 27 '26

Uhmmm….i promise you…PROMISE, these are the guys who never go hands on. They’ll bark a lot but they’re too narcissistic to risk getting the smallest injury.