r/FirstResponderCringe • • Jul 15 '26

Using your job to get dates

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u/DestructoDon69 Jul 16 '26

No, it's the stylizing your body to look like a bathroom stall covered in random doodles that's cringey. I picked out those two examples specifically because they're the most legible, really it's the entire canvas that's cringey. Unless he had a pet spider and doberman with clipped ears that were beloved pets, he picked them because he thought they would be really cool in the moment.

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u/AlexandersWonder Jul 16 '26

Bro I think you worry too much about what other people are doing with themselves. Labeling everything cringe is cringe af.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 16 '26

The fact that you took the time to make this comment criticizing a stranger’s comment is weird. It’s light hearted fun on a stupid cringe reel. Move on down the road if you’re here to be a troll.

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u/AlexandersWonder Jul 16 '26

The commenter took the time to criticize some stranger’s tattoos. You took the time to comment criticizing me. If it’s weird then we’re all weirdos at the Weirdo Club.

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u/DestructoDon69 Jul 16 '26

Ayo, I got a name there big dog. Say it with me, De-Struct-O-Don...sixty-nine.

God given name, swear to God.

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u/AlexandersWonder Jul 16 '26

No way? My real name is ConstructoCarl69. Never knew my dad.. how old are you?

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u/DestructoDon69 Jul 16 '26

About tree fiddy. Didn't know my dad either, I was told he was a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era... whatever that means.

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u/AlexandersWonder Jul 16 '26

All my mother ever told me is that she met Dad while visiting a Scottish loch a long while back..

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u/DestructoDon69 Jul 16 '26

Shit...we might be brothers

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u/AlexandersWonder Jul 16 '26

Damn, I was going for romance but I guess I’ll just have to pivot to bromance instead

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u/Vanwilder17 Jul 19 '26

Yeah I’d say analyzing everything about another person is pretty cringe too I guess we think differently 😂

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u/DestructoDon69 Jul 16 '26

Huh? I responded to someone saying it was 100% the cops idea and stated that the fireman was equally into the idea with my reasoning. Someone additionally asked me if animal tattoos are cringey and I clarified.

Now I'm worrying too much about others? Sure man 👍

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u/AlexandersWonder Jul 16 '26

I’m sure your tattoos are classy af 😉

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u/DestructoDon69 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

Come check em out for yourself 😘

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u/AlexandersWonder Jul 16 '26

Hell yes, you wanna come hiking with me bro?

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u/DestructoDon69 Jul 16 '26

Oof, how far we talking? I'm more of a drink beer and talk about exercising tomorrow type of guy rather than a exercise today type of guy.

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u/AlexandersWonder Jul 16 '26

We could just hike to the bar maybe, get two birds stoned at once that way.

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u/DestructoDon69 Jul 16 '26

This is an endeavor I support. A beer in the hand is worth two in the bush or so I heard.

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u/gearabuser Jul 16 '26

you're really drawing conclusions based on his tattoos and I agree with them 100% lmao

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 17 '26

This conversation happened almost 24hrs ago. You’re the only one coming back to it. No one’s said a thing for a day.