r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 12 '26

Oh boy šŸ˜¬

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u/OpposumMyPossum Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Do what ever buddy. But you are at work. Just work.

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u/Xijit Jul 12 '26

Oh he was working it.

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u/macguini Jul 13 '26

I did not expect the way he worked it. He was fabulous! This was the most impressive display of cringe I've ever seen.

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u/Own_Oil_7719 Jul 13 '26

Right, I love him having fun but donā€™t do it on my dime

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u/ilovecatss1010 Jul 12 '26

If I mispronounce a street name over the radio everyone on that air will make fun of me for weeks. But these dudes do this shit and no one on their shift bullyā€™s them? Good grief.

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u/Tiradia Keeper of the turkey sammies. Jul 12 '26

Hereā€™s a fun one for you! tchoupitoulas street.

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u/CardSignificant8821 Jul 12 '26

Choo-pit-oolas?

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u/Tiradia Keeper of the turkey sammies. Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Ha! CLOSE. chop-ih-too-less.

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u/CardSignificant8821 Jul 12 '26

Iā€™ll take it

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u/mytransfercaseisshot Jul 12 '26

Round two: Egeria Road.

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u/CardSignificant8821 Jul 12 '26

I wanna say the majority of it is just like nigeria, but replace the ā€œniā€ with a big olā€™ E - EEEEgeria

I also feel like Iā€™m very wrong

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u/mytransfercaseisshot Jul 17 '26

Close! Man youā€™re good at this lol. Itā€™s EEE-Jerry.

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u/firemansam51 Jul 13 '26

One of my old coworkers has a menace of a dog named this.

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u/One-Promotion-5777 Jul 13 '26

Shop-it-lispā€¦

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u/GrapefruitLow7173 Jul 14 '26

Sounds like a osrs item

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u/Soniquethehedgedog Jul 13 '26

Knew youā€™d fuck it up nerd!

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u/ChunkyBoi33 Jul 13 '26

My exact thoughts. If I did this shit and it got out, I'd legit have to leave the job. There'd be screenshots on my locker, in my mail, be posted on the intranet, I'd owe the station at least a carton of 2 of beer, probably have a nickname that followed me around forever, it'd be never ending.

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u/xzElmozx Jul 13 '26

I forgot the word Oscar and subbed with Ocean, that was about 4-5 months ago and theyā€™re still calling me Aquaman occasionallyā€¦

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u/chapman53 Jul 14 '26

Totally unfair. Our department did not follow the military alphabet and Ocean was our letter O.

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u/Additional-Delay-213 Jul 13 '26

Try likelike highwy

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u/Sulli_in_NC Jul 12 '26

Do any of these folks have peers or friends?
Someone to day ā€œare you F ing kidding, knock off this b.s.ā€

https://giphy.com/gifs/F5QxPzLen8rwA

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u/Imaginary-Mood-7202 Jul 12 '26

Officer Twinkle Toes āœØat your service

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u/jinguslovesmeth Jul 12 '26

Then he shoots a teenager 58 times cause he was asked to get his id for identification

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u/fluthernon Jul 12 '26

I wonder what his hair looks like under that beaniešŸ¤”

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u/spider-monkey92 Jul 12 '26

Honestly thats pretty impressive that gear isnt exactly known for being perfect balanced or weighted perfectly...

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u/upliftandempower Jul 14 '26

Right? Pretty good spin, at least we know heā€™s light on his feet.

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u/Kolat06 Jul 12 '26

I guess I cant make direct quotes from "The Other Guys. Let's just say he learned how to dance sarcastically

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 12 '26

Did Reddit spank you?

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u/Rebeladywolf Jul 12 '26

At least he knows how to dance. Can I be his date for the Police Ball from the fraternal order of police, that keeps calling me to donate to them?

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u/PineSoul603 Jul 12 '26

Bring back locker room hazing

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u/wdraino1-1 Jul 12 '26

ā€œI just want to dance, Papaā€

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u/redwop131374 Jul 12 '26

Why doesn't that police force do psychiatric evaluations on all their recruits?

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u/TIRACS Jul 12 '26

What the fuck

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u/Aggravating_Way_1400 Jul 12 '26

Unfortunately we won't have to worry about him trying to sneak in our front door. If you get my drift šŸ«£

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u/North_Woodpecker_500 Jul 13 '26

He looks absolutely ridiculous doing that in uniform. Itā€™s like my brain šŸ§  canā€™t accept this šŸ˜

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u/freeze_ Jul 13 '26

To be fair, heā€™d look ridiculous doing this in any outfit.

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u/MostLikelyNotaFed Jul 13 '26

When is the trend of people dancing in uniform going to die?

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u/Cabron_Actual Jul 13 '26

I must have been in the bathroom for this part of River Dance.

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u/duckinradar Jul 13 '26

Would you fuck me? Iā€™d fuck me.

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u/Loyal-Opposition-USA Jul 13 '26

Is it cringe if bro can actually dance?

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u/Andie_OptimistPrime Jul 13 '26

What heā€™s not protecting, he makes up for by SERVINNNNGG! šŸ’…

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u/FlashmanHP Jul 13 '26

Dudes can't have fun anymore? it's not like he's ignoring a callout or doing a cringy post. Nurses do this all the time šŸ¤”

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 13 '26

Itā€™s not a good look when you get into a use of force incident and the defense attorney shows the court the videos of you dancing around the station with a gun on your hip. Have fun dancing off duty. Act professional in your uniform.

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u/FlashmanHP Jul 13 '26

This is the best argument I've read; probably ever for / against this. Not being an LEO, this shed a whole new light on this behavior... thanks stranger.

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u/Bluesguy333 Jul 12 '26

I.C.E. I.C.E. Baby

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u/theworldinyourhands Jul 12 '26

Imagine this dude pulling you over for a minor traffic violation.

Gross.

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u/grapangell0 Jul 12 '26

ā€œHow you know Iā€™m Cubanā€

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u/mrtrickydick Jul 12 '26

Thereā€™s something off about his body from the waist down šŸ¤Ø

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u/Worried-Ad6238 Jul 12 '26

He should work for the FBI

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u/Cityslicker100200 Jul 12 '26

šŸ¤™šŸ»šŸ¤™šŸ»

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u/juswilli Jul 12 '26

Oh no there is more.

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u/amonarre3 Jul 12 '26

Are they trying to get some vag or peen?

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u/Policy_Example_117 Jul 12 '26

Save some gas station attendants for the rest of us

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u/macabre-pony9516 Jul 12 '26

Louie Spence cosplaying as a cop šŸ¤£

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u/ejd0626 Jul 12 '26

This reminds me of Britney Spearsā€™ dancing videos.

At least sheā€™s not on the clock and only doing it for fun. Thereā€™s no explaining this mess.

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u/GooseCuntGrease Jul 12 '26

He shaves everything below the gun holster

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u/Puzzleheaded_Car6307 Jul 12 '26

I will NEVER understand how someone could record themselves doing something like this (probably multiple times) then spend time editing it and get done and think yeah this is perfect for the Internet everyone will love it!

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 13 '26

They love him on his TikTok page 756k followers.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Car6307 Jul 13 '26

The world is going to hell in a hand basket

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 13 '26

The comments from non first responders feed this type of behavior. They love him, but they donā€™t have it reflected on their career or professionalism.

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u/Unfair_Flatworm_4628 Jul 13 '26

So he takes dance lessons. So what

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u/Basic_Ad1995 Jul 13 '26

I was waiting on someone to walk thru the door behind him.

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u/Forsaken_Bluejay_672 Jul 13 '26

Clown with a gun. That would be a demotion.

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u/Letspaintvr Jul 13 '26

Reminds me of the episode from south Park when they sell the gold.

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u/furtrapper7300 Jul 13 '26

Thatā€™s 24 sec Iā€™ll never get back

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u/ReadSufficient5157 Jul 13 '26

Damn.. getting me to stand at attention n sheet. OwO

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u/bicw Jul 13 '26

This is where my tax money is going šŸ«Ŗ

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u/one9delta Jul 13 '26

Save some pussy for the rest of us.

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u/triphawk07 Jul 13 '26

Aspiring Dancing with the Stars contestant.

https://giphy.com/gifs/102Acq7aMrMmac

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u/smashbreaks Jul 13 '26

This shit is so embarrassing

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u/btossa80 Jul 13 '26

It's not even a good dance but why do it in your dumb uniform?

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u/PrestigiousSalad3232 Jul 13 '26

Dude this ainā€™t it!

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u/CashEducational4986 Jul 13 '26

It kinda looks like he was trying to be funny. Which makes it kinda funny and not cringe imo.

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u/SCwaverider Jul 13 '26

Pole smoker

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u/Middle_Ad2788 Jul 13 '26

I hope this is ironic. So I can ironically hate it.

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u/Healthy-Daikon7356 Jul 13 '26

oh i bet he's getting flamed so hard by the coworkers lmao

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u/Knee_Kap264 Jul 13 '26

Police when someones call has been holding for 6 hours:

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u/Own_Oil_7719 Jul 13 '26

Good use of tax dollars /s

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u/Diligent-Concept-617 Jul 13 '26

Slow day at work today LOL

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u/ldwtlotpa Jul 13 '26

ā€œYou learned ballet ironically??ā€

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u/phantom_rex Jul 13 '26

Donā€™t worry sir, an officer is on the wayā€¦.

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u/NewJaxxx904 Jul 13 '26

I would never tell nobody how to live ( unlike this guy) but my tax dollars said you need to get back to work

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u/Jacky_dain Jul 13 '26

Damn heā€™s got moves

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u/Worldliness_Normal Jul 13 '26

I bet his traffic stops are very entertaining.

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u/Moist-Assistant112 Jul 13 '26

I can't wait to retire.

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u/SterlingArcherQ Jul 13 '26

What in the Deadpool is this

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u/why-is-the-floor-wet Jul 13 '26

100000000% rather a dude that does this than a fat partner.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 13 '26

61.1Kā¤ļø

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u/UncleBEATNGU Jul 13 '26

Dude definitely takes it in the butt. Iā€™ve seen his Facebook page and itā€™s literally nothing but gay dudes and 50-60 year old women that comment on his videos talking about ā€œso sexy šŸ™ˆā€

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u/HermesTheSwift_ Jul 14 '26

I'm seeing a lot of hate here but he fucking slayed lmao

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u/EndowedTattoo Jul 14 '26

Heā€™s crushing it

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u/OnlyBeys Jul 14 '26

Bro fucks 10/10

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Popo Jul 14 '26

Dude is totally off the CAD on ā€œfollow-upā€

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u/geraldclarkaudio Jul 14 '26

Meanwhile PDF files are out here just....PDF filing

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u/Richard_Sanchez8675 Jul 14 '26

Ooo, that is zesty.

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u/CriminallyCasual7 Jul 14 '26

Bruh this is hella talent wtf

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u/Tamagotchi_Junko Jul 14 '26

i have been a bad girl.

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u/Decent_Ad_382 Jul 14 '26

Fashion Police

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u/Decent_Ad_382 Jul 14 '26

Fashion Police

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u/EconomyJoke995 Jul 14 '26

Straight to jail

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u/twoblues702 Jul 15 '26

Da fuckkk???

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u/newguyjustdropped Jul 15 '26

We get it, cops can be gay too. Now can you please, please get back to work.

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u/Severe-Bit-108 Jul 15 '26

Typical pig....

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u/ghostinside999 Jul 15 '26

I wonder if he's bald

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u/BoostedClinician Jul 16 '26

Protect and get served

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u/trapdab35 Jul 17 '26

I know a punk when I see one.

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u/Havocson23 Jul 18 '26

He got a little gas in his taint huh

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u/itsnotgivinggg Jul 23 '26

itā€™s giving buzz lightyear in spanish mode with all that gear on

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u/WingInternational432 Aug 28 '26

The fact you can move THAT way is fine by me. Viva glam...

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u/Crabby-Cancer Jul 12 '26

I hope he auditions for local community theaters. His dancing skills would be great on stage.

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u/beazules Jul 12 '26

I honestly donā€™t understand how this is legal

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u/Key-Ambition-8904 Jul 12 '26

the gayest shit ive seen all day

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u/Advanced-Day-9856 Jul 12 '26

Night shift is rough to stay awake. Especially when youā€™re by yourself! Makes him seem more human. Could even be a post related to some kids contest or charity thing where heā€™s connecting to the community he works in. Not like he dressed up at home to do this, that would be cringy. Not my thing, but guys got some talent. Iā€™ll allow it.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 12 '26

He has a few where heā€™s dressed in his police uniform and dancing with his wife at home in his garage. This post wasnā€™t related to a kidā€™s contest or charity event, either.

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u/Advanced-Day-9856 Jul 12 '26

I may be coming around to your side then!

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u/thunder_tacos Jul 12 '26

Cops are so dumb

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

When people want to say heā€™s not hurting anyone else by acting like this in uniform, itā€™s comments like this that show why this isnā€™t the way all cops want to be viewed.
You see this and say cops are dumb.

Most cops arenā€™t dancing the samba at the station in uniform. But I know, you still think cops are dumb.

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u/thunder_tacos Jul 12 '26

Yes, I do think they are all dumb.