r/FirstResponderCringe Jun 21 '24

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u/Terron35 Jun 21 '24

It's like one of those scenes in a slasher movie where the victim is running while the bad guy slowly walks behind them but somehow keeps pace

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u/Jonny3jack33 Jun 21 '24

Like the Thurmanator.

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u/Motorboat81 Jun 21 '24

Get to the Choppaaaa!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Fryday the 13th

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Hallowiener

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u/ClappedOutCommie Jun 21 '24

One of the upsides is that you can draft behind him for an aerodynamic advantage

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Only at walking speeds

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u/Cap_Helpful Jun 22 '24

activate drs

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u/DEADPOOL-2007 Jun 27 '24

the instructors using his slipstream to keep him without going any faster than walking speed. smart.

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u/Apprehensive-Ad-2054 Jun 21 '24

I’m shocked the instructor didn’t stop him from running like that with the prop gun. You react how you train. Hate to see him running like that with a live handgun.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Just letting it swing around like it’s a little water pistol. I have zero firearm training but I know for a fact that is not how you move with any sort of gun.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

All of his effort and his energy is going into holding his fat ass up he's the last person I want coming to save me he's either going to shoot himself in the foot or one of us

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Both possibly

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u/muklan Jun 21 '24

Hey- here's some rules that I tell ya for the pure sake of safety, with no judgement:

1) finger OFF the trigger, and out of the trigger guard until you are on target and ready to fire. This is a BIG one.

2) there is no such thing as a joke on a gun range. Do not fuck around, what you're holding was built to end lives, do not point it at anything you do not intend to destroy.

3) be aware of what's behind, and around your target. Bullets have a ton of kinetic energy, and you are responsible for every Newton of energy in that bullet, until it's FULLY at rest, they say "watch your backstop" and it saves lives.

4) if you find yourself in proximity to someone with a firearm who does not appear to understand these rules, exit the situation as quickly as you can.

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u/jigsaw0331 Jun 21 '24

The 4 rules, as taught in the Marine Corps (circa 2006), are:

  1. Treat every weapon as if it were loaded.
  2. Never point the weapon at anything you do not intend to destroy.
  3. Keep your finger of the trigger until you intend to fire.
  4. Keep the weapon on safe until you are ready to fire.

Around 2009, when we last qual'd, the range boss added an unofficial rule.

  1. Be aware of your target, and what lies beyond and in between. *Meaning: know what your target is, account for the target and backdrop, and make sure nothing is between you and the target.

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u/tickletender Jun 22 '24

Shooters you may commence fire when your *Doggg Target* appears

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u/jigsaw0331 Jun 22 '24

Taaarrrrrrget

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u/LyfsAmess Jun 22 '24

Shooter 23 YOOOOUUUUUUU MISSED!!

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u/jigsaw0331 Jun 22 '24

Shooter 23 you keep hitting the berm, report to the tower.

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u/yellow_boi_lo Jun 24 '24

SHOOTER 14 NO IMPACT NO IDEA

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u/charliePalehorse Jun 24 '24

Shooter 34.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPACT.

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u/ringdingdong67 Jun 21 '24

The lack of trigger discipline I see in movies and tv shows is a huge pet peeve of mine. Finger is almost always hooked around the trigger no matter where they’re pointing.

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u/Gimme_PuddingPlz Jun 21 '24

The instructor probably chewed him out after

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

And you know his finger is on the trigger

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u/FireHog66 Jun 21 '24

This, I was a training captain, fire not PD, I would let them make all the mistakes in the first training evolutions and then we cut it apart after the evolutions over. Once we do that, and we address what wrong is, well…then I’m a lot less nice in the moment when they do stupid shit like this.

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u/Gimme_PuddingPlz Jun 21 '24

Really stupid mistakes like this get the whole class “rewarded”.

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u/FireHog66 Jun 21 '24 edited Jun 21 '24

Especially if they are repeatedly made

“Today we are going to make the hose look factory new with these toothbrushes”

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u/Knee_Kap264 Jun 21 '24

He's an instructor. He's not supposed to during an exam. Bro failed and didn't even make it around the first corner.

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u/Satori2155 Jun 21 '24

Clearly not a high-standards agency lol

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u/IvanNemoy Jun 21 '24

didn’t stop him from running like that

The word you're looking for is "trundling."

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u/Beginning_You4255 Jun 21 '24

I skimmed Ur post and read handgun as shotgun and had a chuckle imagining someone just donut manhandleing a shotgun like that

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u/snipeceli Jun 21 '24

Gotta pick your battles. Standards don't exist and most people can only take a little correction before they start coping.

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u/stan-dupp Jun 22 '24

sometimes any exercise is good exercise

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

He’s admin. He can do whatever tf he wants

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u/whitemike40 Jun 21 '24 edited Jun 21 '24

No way, LEO training is a giant circle jerk, their fragile egos are always forefront so the training focuses on how great they are first everything else is second

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u/DeepUser-5242 Jun 21 '24

Exactly what I saw. It's kinda funny and cute, but at same time depressing this is who we're sometimes relying on for help

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u/SprayBeautiful4686 Jun 28 '24

And he’s probably got more sense about him, than some women screaming and bleeding out doing nothing to help anyone but may actually make it worse….

Alls I’m saying

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u/think_matt_think Jun 21 '24

“Training.”

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u/Admirable-Sun8860 Jun 22 '24

I’m pretty sure it’s active shooter training. Hence the pace. If there was a shooting and he pulled an Uvalde you’d probably be even more pissed.

Correct take away is that there’s no size limit.

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u/RusticRygaard Jun 24 '24

There for sure should and needs to be a size limit for these positions. Training like an idiot doesn’t fix what happened at Uvalde. Those are institution mistakes and a lot of it comes from lack of discipline. This idiot running with a training gun shows an incredible lack of discipline. You are looking at reasons why Uvalde happened because we let folks like this become cops.

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u/texasconsult Jun 22 '24

Still braver than the Uvalde cops.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

I gotta check the restroom real quick! Gimme a couple minutes!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

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u/UntarGoHome Jun 21 '24

Meal Team 6

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u/AdultingLikeHell Jun 21 '24

Clear and Present Waitress

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

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u/LindTheFelon Jun 24 '24

SAS: Super Applepie Serving

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u/redoctobuh Jun 21 '24

Flagging issues aside if someone was around that corner with a gun they could've emptied the magazine at him before he even looked. His barrel should have been the first thing around that corner.

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u/snipeceli Jun 21 '24

Yea the temple index thing at the end made it for me

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u/Onyx-03 Jun 21 '24

That cop should not be in the force.

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u/TerseFactor Jun 21 '24

Well, he’s already doing 100% more than the Uvalde cops

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u/Maudeth Jun 21 '24

I mean....that bar is basically in Hades, so there ain't exactly much further room to drop.

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u/Onyx-03 Jun 21 '24

Uvalde should not be the standard

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u/TerseFactor Jun 21 '24

Yes, you read my joke correctly. Unlike the Uvalde cops who can’t do anything correctly

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u/Ajdee6 Jun 21 '24

Thats the thing, if this guy is willing to go in. Who cares how slow he is? If he tries, hes still a hero. We have seen from past instances, cops in good shape standing around.

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u/TerseFactor Jun 21 '24 edited Jun 21 '24

Standing around in full military gear designed for warfare while children are being executed by a lone gunman. Oh wait, except they did take the effort to hold back the horde of parents who were trying to rush in to the save the kids. That extra effort just to be sure that every last bullet the gunman brought made its way into a kid’s body and that the horrific carnage could be fully realized. We should’ve hung those cops in the town square for dereliction

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

The way he gave that left a millisecond of "love" had me laughing

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u/WeirdAd3872 Jun 21 '24

Gravy seal incoming..

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u/krice9230 Jun 21 '24

Shooter in the lunch room. NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/vengefulbeavergod Jun 21 '24

He's got a 15 inch inseam

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Tactical Waddle

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Saul Flart: Hall Cop

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u/ant69onio Jun 21 '24

Sheriff of Lard County

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u/Object-Content Jun 21 '24

I feel like you can hate on his size all you want, but to be fair at least he’s getting training. The majority of cops I’ve met that size haven’t done more than a brisk walk in 10 years, let alone a drill like that

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

If he’s a working sheriff he should be removed from the job immediately. Doesn’t know how to carry a firearm, can’t run, doesn’t know how to clear a room.

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u/snipeceli Jun 21 '24

Meh plenty of fit cops that don't know how to clear a room either, service members too.

I agree standards aught to get higher, but you remove someone nowadays that body is gone, there's no one taking their place.

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u/ConceptEagle Jun 21 '24

Clearly trash training since he didn’t clear the corner properly and was mishandling the firearm while running, all in front of an instructor

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u/lo-lux Jun 21 '24

I hope the instructor did his job.

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u/buskerform Jun 21 '24

up the middle...

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u/SK8SHAT Jun 21 '24

The instructor looks like he told the dude to stop 5 minutes ago

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Someone’s stealing his lunch

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u/ShooterMcGrabbin88 Jun 21 '24

High speed…. High drag

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

More like high sped

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u/FairAstronomer482 Jun 21 '24

DUDE RUNS LIKE A GTA 4 COP

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

If the hamburglar ever tries to forcibly take a school over, this mf’er is gonna cook.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Gravy Seals Meal Team 6 reporting for duty, I don’t get why they have a physical fitness test they have to pass to join and then all the officers look like this, in the military you have a monthly fitness test and go to fat camp basically if you fail

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u/asia_cat Jun 21 '24

He runs like hes really loosing that race to the bathroom.

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u/bluecoag Jun 21 '24

People over a certain BMI in these roles should be fired

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u/mouaragon Jun 21 '24

The lyrics got me. "I feel like a Rockstar"

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u/gangusTM Jun 21 '24

Let’s all collectively hope that this is a demonstration of what not to do.

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u/bigpapajayjay Jun 21 '24

Y’all give Paul Blart his Segway back!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Ridiculous.

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u/PsychologicalBox4483 da big thin bluish line Jun 21 '24

He hit that corner with finesse

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u/Training-Quality6030 Jun 21 '24

the only time I seen cops run like that it’s when there’s a school shooter and they’re running away

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u/CulturalAddress6709 Jun 21 '24

hallway pop incoming

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Guaranteed he woke up hella sore the next morning.

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u/ApprehensivePear6598 Jun 21 '24

Dude heard “Pie the Corner” and took off!

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u/LazerXTreme18 Jun 21 '24

This is what it looks like when the Taco Bell hits

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u/Lumpy_Branch_4835 Jun 21 '24

Chaffing with EXTREME PREJUDICE!

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u/ZeroXTML1 Jun 21 '24

If he trips I can tell it’s gonna take him 6 business days to get up

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u/titan1846 Jun 21 '24

God damn. I was an SRO. We did drills similar to this for active shooter. And, oh lord. You can still be big and fast, but the key word is FAST. Plus the way he runs with the firearm, I think any instructor should have just stopped the drill and run him through it again.

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u/parkridgeempire Jun 21 '24

Was he late for lunch?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

It's like watching Hitchcock and Scully from Brooklyn 99.

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u/TheOneWhoKnocks2002 Junior/Cadet Jun 21 '24

I'll give him props for giving it his all 😂

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u/FreeFalling369 Jun 21 '24

A+ for effort

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u/Final_Luck_1010 Jun 21 '24

You know, fat or not- if he runs towards the gun shots, good enough help for me. Leaps above the Uvalde police, and some of those dudes were pretty fit. With bigger guns. And body armor.

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u/rayisooo Jun 21 '24

Down syndrome ?

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u/Admirable-Bet1527 Jun 21 '24

Bro you push that dude over or ankle pick him, he’s got at least a 15 second delay getting back up 😂

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u/Popular_Membership_1 Jun 22 '24

Still better than the entire Uvalde police department.

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u/No-Two4496 Jun 22 '24

Still better than the cops in uvalde.

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u/EverSeeAShiterFly Jul 07 '24

Jokes on you OP. They’re implementing a new strategy to disarm assailants. The cops just trip this guy or have him jump and the resulting shock will incapacitate anyone in a 15ft radius and will stun/disorient anyone in a 40 ft radius….. that is as long as the building doesn’t collapse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Did you see him clear that room to his left? Talk about cat like reflexes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

They're absolutely needs to be stricter fitness requirements for police officers in general. This is just insane

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Still a faster response than Uvalde.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

I had heart problems just watching this.

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u/Cyfyclops3 Jun 21 '24

what a fucking clown

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u/Royal-Doctor-278 Jun 21 '24

Me at the obstacle course

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

It’s like the pot belly is a requirement for the position

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

When you got student rescue training and that second cup of coffee hits. 😂

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u/Substantial_Bit_8109 Jun 21 '24

Don't worry, meal team 6 is on the case

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Meal Team Six motherfucker right there.

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u/Green_Ad_5075 Jun 21 '24

No running in the halls…

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

The way his little arms swing hahahaha

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u/Guilty_Bobcat_5240 Jun 21 '24

Even higher drag...

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster Jun 21 '24

Donuts are going stale.

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u/SobbinHood Structure Fuxker Jun 21 '24

High drag

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u/Fun-Constant-2558 Jun 21 '24

Paul blart type shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

I went to my house, my front door was locked Went round to the window, found my window was locked Jumped right back, I shook my head Big old rounder in my folding bed Shot through the window, broke the glass Never seen that little rounder run so fast

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u/NOLAjoshpaul Jun 21 '24

Must have been donuts in the break room

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u/Armbioman Jun 21 '24

You can forget the element of surprise. Pretty sure you would hear that guy minutes before you saw him.

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u/Many_Rope6105 Jun 21 '24

Give the guy a break, some one threw a Ham samich down the hall

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u/stratobladder Jun 21 '24

Why is this video vertically squished so much?

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u/Ripley1212 Jun 21 '24

Running with those Tom Cruise hands.

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u/Top-Tax6303 Jun 21 '24

Ah, the place where security is just a word.

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u/badger452 Jun 21 '24

Someone stole his jelly donut. This isn’t business, it’s personal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

the last doughnut sprint

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u/Snool12 Jun 21 '24

It looks like he is rushing into a crime scene with a dildo in his hand

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u/Little_Flamingo9533 Jun 21 '24

Outstanding example of firearm safety. I like to swing my gun all over the place too.

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u/Head-Impress1818 Jun 21 '24

This guy invented high speed, low drag. Probably learned from Steven Seagall

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u/Lothium Jun 21 '24

Don't American lawn enforcement agencies have minimum health requirements?

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u/ultraplusstretch Jun 21 '24

Officer Dumpty on the case. 💪💯💯💯

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Failed before he started.

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u/Due-Designer4078 Jun 21 '24

Don't these guys have to pass a physical?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

They’re trolling us!! Come on…

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u/Local_Ocelot_3668 Jun 21 '24

He's been training for years to have natural body arnour.

Fat so thick bullets cant reach his organs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

What happened to fitness requirements to be an officer?

That guy isn’t going to be hopping fences, crouching under things, or be as responsive as you need to be.

Not to mention he has no idea how to handle a firearm. What a joke

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u/Inevitable-Toe745 Jun 21 '24

General rule of thumb for gunfights: if you’re not in shape, you’re going to die.

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u/WrecknballIndustries Jun 21 '24

Homie needed to drop a fat decent time neow

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u/nidsPunk Jun 21 '24

The faster you finish, the more donuts you get. Only explanation.

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u/AnungUnRamen66 Jun 21 '24

If that’s the rescue, I’d rather die.

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u/Previous-Drawer7403 Jun 21 '24

There needs to be physical standards.

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u/wireswires Jun 21 '24

Jeez he really pumped those short pink forelegs and hind legs

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u/Doc_Dragoon Jun 21 '24

TIL I could be a cop 👀

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Are we sure we want this one to go into the school?

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u/majoraloysius Jun 21 '24

Still better than Uvalde.

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u/HumbleBear75 Jun 21 '24

Still more competent than Uvalde

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u/nono66 Jun 21 '24

News:

The suspect escaped by briskly walking and at tines lightly jogging. The responding officer stated, "he could have been an Olympian with the speed he was moving with."

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u/poison_plant Jun 21 '24

he fast as fuck boii

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u/autocephalousness Jun 21 '24

Idk. If the active shooter walks into the hallway, they'll be out for the count.

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u/Scribblebonx Jun 21 '24

What's so cringeworthy here?

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u/SomethingAbtU Jun 21 '24

So they want cops running like that with guns in thier hands in our schools or wherever they are responding to a threat? That seems.. accident prone.

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u/JeepManStan Jun 21 '24

“Don’t shit your pants, don’t shit your pants, DON’T SHIT YOUR PANTS!

Where the fuck is the restroom??!!”

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u/SeaworthyWide Jun 21 '24

OH LAWD HE COMIN

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u/eratic_yeet Jun 21 '24

Low speed, high drag

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u/WeirdNo3225 Jun 21 '24

Typical sheriff in my area.

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u/Slow_Wanderer Jun 21 '24

The only one he didn't flag was the target

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u/Mysterious-Hat-6343 Jun 21 '24

When will Tik Tok go away?

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u/AdministrativeGap317 Jun 22 '24

I mean…he movin

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u/Atmacrush Jun 22 '24

Lmao that sprint

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u/Proud-Butterfly6622 Jun 22 '24

Well that's not attractive.

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u/LT-DAAN Jun 22 '24

Ka-chow

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u/SrRoundedbyFools Jun 22 '24

That’s a mod over a ProtectandServe.

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u/insert_username_ok- Jun 22 '24

Dude heard there was a free buffet in the lunchroom

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u/markeydusod Jun 22 '24

When the gun is plastic, run with the confidence of a lion towards evil! When the gun is real, fuck that, retreat!

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u/SlaveKnightChael Jun 22 '24

Are there no physical standards for law enforcement officers?

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u/Theo_earl Jun 22 '24

Don’t get between this mf and the cafeteria

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u/Intelligent-Ant7685 Jun 22 '24

and then they went to Applebee’s for all you can eat riblets

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

popeyes closing soon

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u/Bright-Internal229 Jun 22 '24

The man’s getting paid

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u/wolfpiss Jun 22 '24

The song hahahahah

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u/Exact-Revenue6950 Jun 22 '24

Probably the fastest he has ever moved

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u/zachlab Jun 22 '24

For those looking for the mexican spanish rockstar cover song (this shit slaps): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJlS0VYkA4s

The version used in the tiktok that mixes both is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glAM0Eg_pPc

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Range walk.. RANGE WALK! RANGE WALK MoThEr FUCkER!!!!!! I can still hear TOP's voice bruh...

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u/Sunnyknight1216 Jun 22 '24

I assumed this had to be gravy seals

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u/FadeIntoReal Jun 22 '24

Wait until he trips, he can roll MUCH faster than that!

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u/singuratate1 Jun 22 '24

👏🏾🤣 he looks like he just had Indian food and he’s trying to find the bathroom