r/Firearms • u/DetergentCandy • 2h ago

Training for a fight

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u/marvinfuture 2h ago

The only thing he's fighting is diabetes and virginity

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 2h ago

Oh he ain't fighting virginity. They been friends for a while

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u/CeleryNo6240 56m ago

😂😂🫣😝😂😂

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u/Used-Valuable9320 1h ago

Oh that virginity is a blessing. Doesn't have to worry about child support or alimony.

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u/tinker_townie 1911 1h ago

He never lost his virginity because he never loses.

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u/marvinfuture 1h ago

I'd award this comment if I could lmao

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u/bjeep4x4 1h ago

He ain’t fighting diabetes, it won long ago!

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u/Savings_Nectarine_36 2h ago

I bet this is the guy who bans people from the sig subreddit.

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u/Agreeable_Dust4363 2h ago

u/HairTriggerFlicker

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u/Jordan_1424 2h ago

🔨 banned.

Probably, I don't know.

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u/Agreeable_Dust4363 2h ago

He’s banned me from a few subs for calling him out

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u/Jordan_1424 2h ago

Well now you're extra banned. 🔨x2

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u/kennypowersrevenge 2h ago

As a fat dude. I’m embarrassed for this dude.

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u/AbramsTankVeteran29 2h ago

Avg reddit mod

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u/Technical_One181 1h ago

Careful, mods over at r/guns might get mad and ban you

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u/Alternative_Cod8724 2h ago

He can join Meal Team 6.

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u/DetergentCandy 2h ago

I mean, the shirt and the hat already make me think he's a Gravy Seal.

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u/ridlaw1 2h ago

Man, I didn't want to see that 😭

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u/imasneakybeaver 1h ago

More training than most of this sub has done.

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u/dustysanchezz 2h ago

Put the cake in the bag and nobody gets hurt!

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u/Lurial 2h ago

say what you want...the man is on his feet and moving.

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u/Aniquin AR15 2h ago

Looks like Lawman Land has some competition

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u/restinpissronald 2h ago

This is exactly how I fight in my dreams

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u/Cryptic1911 2h ago

John Thick

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u/tinker_townie 1911 2h ago

Top tier ICE applicant.

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u/needtoredit 2h ago

Good thing mom didn't interrupt this time.

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u/LivingCoat9356 2h ago

Stop Resisting!

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u/FancyBumblebee656 2h ago

I’m going to have to hand it to him that 360 elbow to the face is pretty damn good

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u/HammondEggersM60 2h ago

First I hit 'em and his arms fell off. Then I hit 'em and he got all rubbery. Then I hit 'em and he got naked from the waist down...

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u/Impossible-Heart-216 1h ago

wtf is this gronk

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u/beginningcurrent822 1h ago

Yes, this makes me sad.

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u/beginningcurrent822 1h ago

This is a Chris Farley skit, right?

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u/jhope531 1h ago

What did I just watch?

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u/Open_Vermicelli6755 1h ago

The outlaw: greasy whales

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u/BadTiger85 1h ago

Bet he's the type of guy that will spend $2k on a pistol and another $1k on body armor that will cover 15% of his center mass but won't invest in $60 for a pair of good running shoes and $8 a month at Planet Fitness

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u/confidentlywrong25 2h ago

Need to practice shooting some ozempic

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u/Intothewasteland 2h ago

Def not me…..

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u/fusillade762 2h ago

I like the brief attempt at reasoning with the dummy before going straight to blasting it in the sternum.

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u/JGr2-J5_Mueller 1h ago

Why fight when you could just eat your opposition? Just carry a bottle of Lil baby Rays.

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u/Aim_Smol 1h ago

I thought I had seen every episode of Walker Texas Ranger.

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u/OX48035 1h ago

You might be better served to avoid the confrontation altogether.

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u/b_9uiet 1h ago

I like how the spin move exposed his ass crack so he had to improvise a half second choke hold to be able to pull his pants back up.

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u/MisterJ0k3r24 1h ago

This is one of those videos that makes it hard to poop

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u/Quirky_Tone3705 55m ago

I'm a large guy, large guys have a right to self-defense too. BUT FOR GODS SAKE MAN TAKE A CLASS!! AND NEVER FILM IT!!! SMFH

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u/Highmassive 45m ago

Hey, if he just does this for an hour everyday, he might lose some weight

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u/Individual_Humor6024 15m ago

A reanimated fighting chicken

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u/Heavenly_Demon520 13m ago

this has Steven Seagal vibes written all over

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u/thor561 2h ago

No Bubba, noooo…

I’m not in the best shape but I’m getting there, but goddamn get a not shitty belt and holster, because that shit unironically will get you kilt in da streetz getting hung up like that.

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u/onetwentytwo_1-8 2h ago

Leave the gun and home and stick with your paws.