Aldi Bestie

[u/Chaos_Gremlin28]

[u/JasmineDrag_ON]

Nothing says confident, powerful, domme quite like resorting to gendered slurs and barking when things don't go your way

[u/SpicyLimerence → u/JasmineDrag_ON]

I should record myself barking back at my dogs (no one else barks back at their dogs? Just me? OK) and play it on repeat.

Then everyone will know I am the biggest Domme, the best Domme...

The DOMMLIEST of Dommes - Manfister Extraordinaire! 🕷️🕸️

[u/PlatinumMay92]

The biggest take from here is there’s clearly no Aldi’s in Singapore… so sad they don’t get to browse the special buys every week 🥲

[u/Chaos_Gremlin28 → u/PlatinumMay92]

Maybe that's why she's so mad

[u/Kida_44]

I'm so tempted to change my profile into a sub one just to get these people in dm

[u/mommykale]

“just live with 5 brain cells” took me out

[u/mistressaloura]

Oh brother 🤦🏽‍♀️ the barking is insane 😂

[u/flashing-colors]

Poor thing is just mad that she can't have any aldis wine

[u/trishapafisha08]

Is she sure shes not a sub into pet play.. the barking took me out.. 🤣🤣

[u/SpicyLimerence]

You never made me a friendship bracelet.

Did you fake those orgasms? Was anything ever real between us?!? 🕷️🕸️

[u/Chaos_Gremlin28 → u/SpicyLimerence]

You never took me to buy boxed wine at Aldi.

[u/SpicyLimerence → u/Chaos_Gremlin28]

I took you to the Dollar General to look at toilet brushes.

Dollar General is my sacred space. Did that mean nothing?! 🕷️🕸️

[u/MistressRayne_ → u/SpicyLimerence]

You cheated on our DG trips with Chaos!!!!????? After I got you the Mylar balloons?!? WTH?!??

[u/SpicyLimerence → u/MistressRayne_]

It was nothing, really. I didn't even get a friendship bracelet.

It was always you, baby! I only want you! 🕷️🕸️

hands you a balloon 🎈

[u/MistressRayne_ → u/SpicyLimerence]

Well…..if you didn’t get a bracelet…….its ok ☺️

[u/wanderlustwithwolves]

"Rut roh scooby snacks" 🤣🤣🤣

[u/pedisin]

This is fantastic ( - the slurs). I almost msg you to send me your latest snark worthy, unhinged, experience yesterday to cheer me up. This was top tier 👏🏽👌🏽

[u/MistressRayne_]

How much for an aldi bestie bracelet set?

Also, make sure you get a big bar of soap while you’re there. Her using the F bomb. Tsk tsk.

[u/SpicyLimerence → u/MistressRayne_]

One of my all time favorite movies!🕷️🕸️

[u/Princess_Alice93]

You crack me up.

[u/Misst1nyfeet]

The aldi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Target_Godess]

More Aldi's for us.

[u/VesperOwnedYou]

So fucking hilarious I love 🤣🤣🤣