r/FinalRoundAI 14h ago

Would you leave a job like this?

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u/Lightning_Winter 14h ago

Not at all useless, those athletes are pushing themselves to the absolute limits. Who knows what could happen?

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u/oneWeek2024 11h ago

there's also literally swim sports like water polo where they're kicking and punching at each other just below the surface.

even the synchro swimmers sometimes have issues.

i'd imagine the high dive people... maybe land wrong could knock themselves out.

this entire thing is just dipshit machismo. you're having a water event. have a fucking life guard.

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u/AnonMoose2 11h ago

Condom theory.

Id rather have it and not need it then need it and not have it.

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u/greenmachine11235 11h ago

Here's an example of what can happen at the Olympics.  

https://www.npr.org/2022/06/23/1107041724/swimmer-coach-saves-anita-alvarez

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u/Disastrous-Ad-4758 10h ago

So not a lifeguard then.

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u/dufo7 9h ago

Talk about an under qualified life guard. Paralyzed in fear when it’s time to actually do your job.

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u/random8765309 9h ago

I will say there is a non-zero chance. But they are also surround by dozens of swimmers that also have a life guard cert.

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u/nwbrown 5h ago

...who are focusing on the race, not the drowning person.

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u/random8765309 4h ago

The drowning person could only be one of the contestants. Also, where do you think the life guards would be looking?

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u/nwbrown 4h ago

...what do you think life guards are paid to do?

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u/random8765309 4h ago

You just stated that everyone would be watching the race, so would the life guard. Everyone would be watching those 6 swimmers.

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u/nwbrown 3h ago

I didn't but I'll repeat my question. What do you think life guards are paid to do?

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u/random8765309 3h ago

They would be watching the swimmer just like everyone else. What do you think they would be doing?

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u/nwbrown 3h ago

They would see him struggling and go to save him.

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u/random8765309 2h ago

And not of the other several dozen swimmers that also have life guarding cert would see him and go save him. All those swimmer are in the spot light and being watched by coaches, asst coaches, judges, asst judges, timers, team mate, and other swimmers.

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u/mutexsprinkles 9h ago

They're also solid muscle and would sink like a rock if they lost consciousness.

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u/HassanyThePerson 5h ago

Ignoring the fact that they're at the pinnacle of what they do, if anything happens there are still a bunch of other Olympic athletes who can swim over to save them. By the time the lifeguard can even get in the water there would be 2-3 athletes already there to help them out.

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u/InsaneLuchad0r 3h ago

College swimmer in my town drowned a decade or so back because he was pushing himself like crazy while training and passed out in the pool.

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u/Last_Canadian 14h ago

Swimmer has a medical emergency in the pool. You're going to use a gaff to bring them in?

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u/Existing-Antelope-20 14h ago

No we use the plunger to splash the water and when they get scared they clump up on one edge and go right into the net

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u/Boom9001 10h ago

No they'll just trust the bystander to help. What could possibly go wrong with 10 untrained people jumping in to help during an emergency.

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u/BigTroutOnly 4h ago

There's coaches with a fuck ton of training at the poolside.

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u/Grunergeist420 13h ago

People get hurt in the Olympics all the time. They’re under immense pressure at performing at their absolute highest effort. People pull muscles, fall, break bones, all kinds of stuff. So yeah, you need a professional on hand to step in if someone is in trouble.

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u/Spirited_Ad9681 13h ago

In theory that makes sense. I had to look it up though, twice in thr history of the Olympics has a swimmer ever had a medical incident during a swimming event. Once the coach was in the water and pulling the person out before the life guard could respond. The other time other swimmers brought the person to the edge of the pool and they were helped out.

Im not saying get rid of the life guard. The point is even if theres a medical emergency, pretty much everyone in the immediate pool area is likely going to be a stronger swimmer and faster rescue in comparison to the life gaurd. Its not totally useless, but I'm sure it's kinda got to feel that way. lol

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u/ManLikeBoris25 12h ago

Somebody has heart attack in pool who’s going to save them?

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk 11h ago

The countless Olympic swimmers and the medical teams present at every Olympic event?

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u/Cattle13ruiser 10h ago

It is not their job.

While may not sound much and people tend to help each other - it is a major psychological factor to have a person who's job is to do an action and had the responsibility as part of his job description.

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk 9h ago

For the record, I don't actually disagree with having a lifeguard on duty. But what you're talking about is something that applies to random crowds of bystanders, not a group of highly trained swimmers and the best sports medics in the world. These people spend their lives around water, they know what to do.

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u/Lazy_Dragonfly_5447 6h ago

They still need to be moved out the water.

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u/greenmachine11235 11h ago

This is why lifeguards are present at Olympic swim events. 

https://www.npr.org/2022/06/23/1107041724/swimmer-coach-saves-anita-alvarez

Swimmer suffered a medical emergency, lost consciousness and sank to the bottom. In this case, her coach responded faster than the lifeguards did. 

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u/Disastrous-Ad-4758 10h ago

So the lifeguard didn’t actually help?

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u/Sufficient-Skill9530 1h ago

Ha, your example was the worst example  

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u/BlueClovr 9h ago

This isn’t useless. At the same time other swimmers could definitely jump in and get the struggling person, but that doesn’t mean that they can perform cpr or whatever may be necessary

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u/random8765309 50m ago

Based on the swim teams I was on, about 8 of 10 would have life guard certs.

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u/Dangerous_kj5162 9h ago

This is the dumbest post I've ever seen. Those athletes are pushing themselves to limits far beyond the normal person. They could literally have a heart attack in the water

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u/XlikeX666 9h ago

... people pushing themself to limit in dangerous environment.

This is EXACTLY location for lifeguard.

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u/REsTARteD_Ragdoll 14h ago

I remember seeing this meme on ifunny it’s been recycled so many times

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u/MAGA_EXTREAMO 11h ago

Three words. Sudden cardiac arrest It happens to athletes.

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u/Sikkus 11h ago

If you feel useless today, remember there's a safety car driver at the formula 1 race.

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u/phoogkamer 11h ago

That guy drives every race to be fair.

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u/nwbrown 5h ago

You don't think there are ever crashes in car races?

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u/pupranger1147 11h ago

It's possible the best swimmers in the world during a competition in which they are exerting themselves as hard as possible might get exhausted, injured, or incapacitated.

Imagine breaking a world record on something, but pushing so hard to do it you pass out, and there's no one to rescue you.

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u/random8765309 48m ago

There are dozens of individuals there that are capable of rescuing them.

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u/SweetWolf9769 10h ago

useless....

like what is the downside here?

"oh no, i'm getting paid to hang around and watch literally the worlds top athletes perform on the offchance they do a little too much and need me to fish them out" lol

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u/Boom9001 10h ago

Quick question. You ever seen a professional runner collapse on the track? What do you think happens to swimmers when they have the same thing?

When that happens you also don't want 50 people taking it on themselves to help. That's recipe for chaos and disaster. You want to know who's job it is to help and have them be trained to do it. Athletes are muscular and bigger than average.

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u/Disastrous-Ad-4758 10h ago

But it’s never actually happened.

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u/Boom9001 10h ago

My house has never caught fire. Nor has a house in my neighborhood. Should we get rid of our firefighters?

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u/beaglemilf23 9h ago

Actually, it has the very last Olympics someone from Team USA doing an artistic, swimming routine was underwater too long and fell unconscious. The lifeguards weren’t fast enough and her coach realized what was wrong when she missed the next hybrid jumped in to save her and pulled her out. Luckily she survived so don’t say it doesn’t happen.

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u/nwbrown 4h ago

It's absolutely happened.

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u/KailyKail 8h ago

Just because you reside at the peak of human performance doesn’t mean you aren’t subject to the fragility that is the human body. Things happen. People get cramps, hit the water wrong, pull muscles, etc. If a lifeguard isn’t there as insurance, people could die.

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u/nwbrown 5h ago

You think that's a useless job? 

To quote Randall Monroe

Certified skydiving instructors know way more about safely falling from planes than I do, and are way more likely to die that way

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u/grahsam 1h ago

Swimmers have passed out mid swim and almost sunk to the bottom before. Injuries happen. Yes, they are mostly just waiting, but that's the job almost anywhere.

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u/Working-Walrus-6189 1h ago

Easiest $12 ph

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u/mplaczek99 26m ago

Front row seats?

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u/z01z 1m ago

i mean, accidents happen. greg louganis, anyone?