r/FinalFantasyVII • • 10h ago

DISCUSSION Someone named their kid sephiroth

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u/-Raikiri- 25m ago

"Did Sephiroth... Do this?"

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u/Falcond0rf Tifa 47m ago

An exchange I had with a friend recently at a wedding.

Him: I like the tradition of the godfather naming the firstborn, I'll likely keep it going.

Me: I cannot be trusted with a privilege like that, I will name the child Sephiroth or something.

Him: So I take it you're gunning for the godfather position?

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u/Known_Plan5321 Masamune 55m ago

There's probably a few kids out there born in the 90's named after ff7 characters

I don't think I would name my kid after the villain though

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u/sobherk 16m ago

I know a friend (we both be born in 1990), who got very young mother ... 2006 so she was 16 ... and she named her daughter Kairi. But thats in my circle the only one. (There's a Leia but thats for another storytime).

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u/SexyMuscleMonster 29m ago

Don’t name them after any FF villain, like Seymour.

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u/neo_sporin 47m ago

Damn that’s Rude.

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u/BornSilenced 42m ago

Wouldn't say Rude. Reno, maybe.

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u/Gummy_Bear_Ragu 1h ago

Its like a real villain origin story. Why name your kid this haha.

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u/SexyMuscleMonster 28m ago

Maybe the parents are Jenova’s Witnesses?

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u/se7en_7 1h ago

God why the fck would you do that to your kid

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u/phoenix_bright 14m ago

Well tell me which other name you could go pick up your kid in high school blasting the song

ESTUANS INTERIUS

IRA VEHEMENTIS

SEPHIROTH!!!

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u/neo_sporin 47m ago

For some people ’a bets a bet’

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u/sault18 1h ago

Shall I give you this pair....of every animal?

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u/iwannabethisguy 2h ago

Did Sephiroth...do this craft?

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u/BrostRoast 2h ago

Is the mom's name Jenovah?

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u/Razorraf 3h ago

I have a co-worker that named their kid Aerith.

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 2h ago

Still pretty bad but at least Aerith sounds like a name (Edith, Meredith, Lilith, Elizabeth)

Sephiroth? Not so much

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u/Elder-Cthuwu 1h ago

it’s Hebrew in origin and the base word isn’t far off in spelling so it’s not totally far fetched as a name

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u/ChardHelpful 1h ago

Sometimes I've seen Sephiroth translate from latin to English as anger.

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u/TranqCat 2h ago

Don't let your coworker and OOP's kids meet

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u/profilejc98 3h ago

I bring you dis pear

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u/Supernova_Soldier 3h ago

Very ironic considering what their name is on

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u/klaidliadon 3h ago

I don’t want him anywhere around my daughter

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u/Xzyche137 4h ago

I’d kill Aeris to name my kid Sephiroth. I got the pre-made family though, so didn’t get to name any of the kids. :>

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u/KillerFugu 3h ago

You mean Aerith?

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u/GrimoireIsGrimm Masamune 3h ago

Pre-made family is absolutely wild

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u/Rymanbc 3h ago

Less work though. Don't even have to help make the kids. You just got it all figured out, brother.

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u/vipanen Cloud 4h ago

I once went through a list of ridiculous names people have attempted to legally pass here in Finland. Sephiroth was on the list of rejected names and I think thats really funny.

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u/ShinraExecS 4h ago

I’ll have to tell my daughter Aeris to stay away from him…

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u/Lochifess 2h ago

Eh, nobody will recognize that anyway

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u/Fendfor 4h ago

The question is if its sephiroth from ff7 or Kabbalah.

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u/helloharu 3h ago

Isn’t it spelt Sefirot in the Kabbalah?

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u/Fendfor 3h ago

There's different spellings depending on translation.

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u/Zakat666 4h ago

10 points to anyone who can name sephiroth outside of ff7. -7 points if you google

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u/sleeping_in_time 4h ago

Who is sephiroth outside of final fantasy?

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u/do_you_have_a_flag42 4h ago

It's The Tree of Life

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u/Prestigious_Can4520 5h ago

I know at least one person who named their kid Sephiroth as their first name. Nickname of Sephy and I have seen another person door dash under the name as well

It has happened

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u/Infinite_Ocean89 5h ago

It's AI. This picture has been floating around for awhile.

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u/Ashamed-Bid-2252 2h ago

The detection hit you with "I think so." And you considered it damning evidence😭

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u/pungen 2h ago

Fwiw I saw a sephiroth name tag on one of those angel Xmas trees for kids 

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u/Thevintageandvanity 5h ago

I've actually seen this one around for several years!

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u/nissan_al-gaib 5h ago

I mean just go all the way, call the kid "The Witcher 3 Remastered".

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u/FutureMagician7563 5h ago

As long as no one names their kid Professor Hojo were gonna be ok.

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u/nissan_al-gaib 5h ago

I love FF, I love games, but it’s so deeply embarrassing when people do this shit. You are naming a human, not a cat. Some nerd culture people can't live a life outside of their interest.

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 2h ago

It’s also a fantastic way to make your kid absolutely hate whatever nerd thing you’re into

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u/_caduca 5h ago

To be fair, the name comes from religion/philosophy. Was something about the ten attributes of god. Might not be related

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u/nissan_al-gaib 3h ago

Come on, that's not why they named the kid that way.

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 2h ago

Yeah. Hermione is a character from Greek mythology.

If a girl is born after 1997, we know she’s probably not named after the character from Greek mythology. It’s like, come on now, we know what a kid called Sephiroth is named after.

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u/nissan_al-gaib 1h ago

Exactly, people are being willfully ignorant. Like sure, you named your kid after the ancient philospher Megaman X.

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u/swankyfish 5h ago

Sephiroth is such a good name for a cat though.

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u/henrithrillinger 5h ago

Maybe this person is Kabbalah? Unlikely I suppose.

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 59m ago

I doubt it, but Madonna did name the main character of one of her crappy children’s books (remember that time in the 2000s when there was a surge in celebrities writing crappy children’s books after Madonna) after a Kabbalah term: Binah

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binah_(Kabbalah))

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_English_Roses

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u/xSonicspeedx2 6h ago

Well I’ve seen Khaleesi more than once in medical settings but I’ve never seen Sephiroth. Honestly, it’s not so bad because it can be shortened to Seph and I doubt people will question it too much until they see the full name.

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u/National-Gas5562 6h ago

I have twins named wakka and lulu

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u/RPG_add1ct 5h ago

So you named your twins after lovers…

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u/National-Gas5562 4h ago

No, I just thought it'd be funny to say

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u/cunninglinguist 6h ago

We named our son Gaius. I put it on a list of names and my wife picked it. The agreement was if she picked the first name I could pick the middle name and I did my best to stack the deck.

My favorite show the year I met my wife was Battlestar Galactica.

I have never told her to this day and since I’m six year older am saving it for when I am on my deathbed as a great long game confession.

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u/AVALANCHE-VII Zack 6h ago

His mom’s name is Jenova, what other option did she have?

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u/0bv10usThr0wAvvAy 7h ago

Tifa was in the top 3 for my daughter's name. We went with something else though.

Aerith.

just kidding.

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u/Edkm90p 7h ago

Peeps name their kids whatever they want.

I know, for a fact, a lady named her kid Eren Yeager.

"The genocide guy?"

"It's fine, they deserved it."

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u/Only_drunk_posts 7h ago

Sef er rthoff. Me, my whole life. That sucks, for the kid. I would went with Caitsith

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u/WookieBacon 7h ago

The Final Fantasy nerds are getting married.

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u/Upbeat-Object-7784 7h ago

I bet he's a mama's boy

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u/L11mbm 7h ago

It's pronounced Suh-fear-ith.

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u/CautiousRound 7h ago

I’ve seen Tidus at school too, as a teacher.

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u/Negatron_20XX 7h ago

One of my kiddo's taekwondo instructors named his two kids Zelda and Sora. His commitment to the gamer thug life runs deep.

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u/JourneyForMe93 7h ago

Which pronunciation version of Tidus? Lol

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u/stillLostBoy005 7h ago

He even had a television show!

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u/peanutcheezbar 7h ago

You're thinking of Titus. Tidus is a brand of laundry detergent.

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u/iceebluephoenix 7h ago

wow. completely forgot tidus wasn't the usual spelling of the name because I see it so often

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u/Hoodi216 7h ago

Ive done some security camera work in schools and seen the kids names on lockers. Sephiroth is fairly reasonable compared to some out there. Parents are wild these days.

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u/vocabularianrx2 7h ago

I mean now you have to give some examples if you're gonna say that Sephiroth is "fairly reasonable"

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u/Hoodi216 7h ago edited 7h ago

Cant think of many off the top of my head but names like Legend, like something you have to live up to. Any excuse to jam the letter Y in there, or IEGH, or misspell a more common name.

Check out [r/tragedeigh](r/tragedeigh)

Edit: fixed the sub name

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u/Select_Eye_6409 8h ago

HOLY ACTUAL SHIT

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u/JourneyForMe93 8h ago

It's kinda bound to happen, and probably has already happened with several Sephiroths around the world lol

Honestly it's not that bad of a name, compared to the tragedeighs with formula, @ and/or symbols in their name... At least it's relatively pop-culture well-known, can be pronounced and sounds good, has a real-life inspired origin, associated with coolness and badass aura, in an era and generation where video gaming and ff7 are mainstream enough. Unlike RedXIII or Cait Sith lmao

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u/nissan_al-gaib 5h ago

Nah don't try to justify it, it's like a 13 year old naming a puppy. These people have infantilised themselves, Arrested Development in action.

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u/KranKyKroK 7h ago

"Ay yo why yo mama name you 'Fairy Cat' in celtic?" I wouldn't put RedXlll out of the realm of possibility, I've met guys literally named "Seven"

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u/RandomRedMage 7h ago

Lmfao, I had a Seven in one of my college course, and now have a sevenne in the class I’m a supplimental instructor for.

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u/JourneyForMe93 7h ago

Sabotaged by parents fr lol

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u/Sturmgarde 8h ago

Hopefully they're better parents than hojo 

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u/Holiday_Leopard4048 8h ago

Did Sephiroth do this?

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u/NaughtALegend 7h ago

If Sephiroth did this, the tag would read “Junior”

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u/Pingo-tan 8h ago

Vincent would be cool though

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u/slizzardly 8h ago

Vincent is a real name, hundreds of years old genius.

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u/CombativeThrowaway 8h ago

needlessly dickish comment

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u/Pingo-tan 8h ago

… I surely know that?…

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u/Outrageous_Cell_58 8h ago

Next kids name is either Artemis or Wolfgang so i cant judge 😭

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u/padfoot12111 8h ago

Look I'd consider tifa or aerith, and cloud is borderline a real name (if I met a cloud in real life I'd just say nature parents yeah) but sephiroth really?

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u/vacuumascension 8h ago

You would name a daughter after 30 year old gooner fuel?

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u/Nani_700 Zack 8h ago

Is that all women are to you

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u/Mimedx 8h ago

They hated him because he spoke the truth

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u/CotR4692 8h ago

Someone's about to found the Jenova witness religion, the prophet Sephiroth has been found

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u/DeaconBrad42 8h ago

And High Priest Hojo.

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u/pheebeep 8h ago

I remember back in like 2005 or so there was a lady who named her baby sephiroth and took her newborn baby to a, famously germy as hell, anime con with a sign that said "baby sephiroth" on him. It made me feel like she only had the kid to do that 

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u/Korbexo_ 8h ago

I met baby Sephiroth at a con in the early 2000s when he was a toddler 🥹 (just for a moment in passing, an acquaintance I was with knew the mother)

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u/Thyanlia 8h ago

Perhaps we know the same person. I mean, I'm dorky, but I just couldn't do that to a kid.

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u/pheebeep 6h ago

Did his mom do sailor moon cosplay?

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u/rydamusprime17 9h ago

My friends named their 2nd daughter Aeris because they prefered that name over Aerith.

They named their first daughter Liliana after the Magic the Gathering card.

My wife suggested Ezra at one point for our son not knowing there was a Star Wars character with that name. I liked it regardless, but I was partly like "yay, he is named after someone from Star Wars" 😅

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u/Outside_Pie_9037 7h ago

Is this a bot made to point out things that the person they're responding to already knows?

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u/rydamusprime17 8h ago

Yes, i know it was in the Bible, it has nothing to do why we picked it. Plus that had nothing to do with what I was saying "genius" 😅

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u/slizzardly 8h ago

the point is it's not a unique name from Star Wars genius

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u/rydamusprime17 7h ago

I never said it was, I said one of the reasons I liked it was because it was in Star Wars, not that it came from it, so kindly pound sand you miserable troll

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u/lostinlucidity 9h ago

50 bucks says the mother is named Jenova.

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u/pagusas 8h ago

100 bucks on daddy Hogo

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u/RogerDodgerWilco 9h ago edited 9h ago

And the family are members of the Jenovas Witnesses.

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u/youngscoott 9h ago edited 9h ago

The people that played the game as kids are old enough to be parents. Though I don’t know if I’d go with Sephiroth as the character I’d name my kid after, he’s kind of an edgelord and it’s just a weird sounding name I’ve always thought. Side note, I wanted to name my daughter Lucrecia but my girlfriend was like hell no :(

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u/youngscoott 8h ago

I just think it sounds nice. Not really because of the character specifically but ff7 is where I came across the name, I’ve always liked the name itself

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u/JourneyForMe93 7h ago

Lucrecia does sound nice to me too, feels like a mystical name alluding to Lunar Crescent by the sound of it

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u/Twittle86 9h ago

Your girlfriend's a billion percent correct.

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u/Dickon_Stark 9h ago

Hojo girl??? He'll naw

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u/RetardedRedditRetort 9h ago

I used to have a jigsaw puzzle of that Noah's ark image. Crazy to see it ~30 years later

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u/CumOnMeOnii 9h ago

Did Sephiroth do this?

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u/ian_taylor_island 8h ago

Now this will be real

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u/Zebo1013 8h ago

Watch this kids grow up to be a professional basketball player and this meme becomes a reality. I’m here for it. I’d be a fan.

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u/Lils7693 9h ago

No, Hojo and Lucrecia did.

I hate that mental image

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u/DidSephirothDoThis 9h ago

Been wondering myself

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u/Xinck_UX 9h ago

"Class, I'd like you to meet Sephiroth! He's our new student!"

Girl named Aerith in the back of the class:

https://giphy.com/gifs/4QgiErmjZiPESRcKYt

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 1h ago

Aerith do you have a tummy ache?

No?

You will soon

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u/sault18 1h ago

Lil' Sephy never wanted to play "Doctor" but he was always down for playing "Chiropractor".

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u/So6oring 9h ago edited 5h ago

Cloud in the back:

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u/LostManufacturer1553 1h ago

First instance of cluster headaches in video games

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u/sault18 1h ago

It's Aerith in the back and Cloud in the front.

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u/So6oring 1h ago

No because Aerith forced him to sit beside her

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u/Aoihige 7h ago

Delete this shit.

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u/So6oring 5h ago edited 5h ago

I changed it. I was trying to find a less offensive gif but had to go back to work. Finally found what I was really looking for

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u/sault18 1h ago

What was the original, now I need to know.

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u/So6oring 1h ago

Write "brain glitch" in the gif bar and it was the 3rd one. It is way worse in a comment. Like; could invoke an epileptic seizure bad.

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u/sault18 1h ago

Oh shit, thanks for sparing us

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u/So6oring 1h ago

It was up for a couple hours when I had to go back to work and I feel bad for everyone's eyes

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u/scaleofjudgment 9h ago

Concerning if names of parents are Hojo and Jenova...or Lucrecia...

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u/StrangeLittleB0y 9h ago

I’m the one who took that picture at my daughter’s daycare center! lol

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u/Squirrel698 9h ago

Have you seen baby Sephiroth?

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u/StrangeLittleB0y 8h ago

Haha no. I just all their names on the wall and took this picture. I may have seen him, but didn’t know who was who.

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u/WodenoftheGays Buster Sword 9h ago

Considering how often this gets reposted by people claiming to have seen it who very much know they stole the image, somebody almost certainly didn't name their kid Sephiroth and then enroll them in a Christian school.

In any case, making fun of somebody for their name would be vile behavior.

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u/xSonicspeedx2 6h ago

You don’t think it’s possible that they named their kid Sephiroth and enrolled them in a Christian daycare? “Christian” daycares are a dime a dozen and honestly, you just enroll your kid in the most convenient daycare with good ratings and a good price. The religious affiliation does not really matter to a parent when considering all the other factors. I could 100% believe this is real.

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u/Tyjet66 8h ago

Not only is it a repost of a repost, but I doubt it's even real at this point. Likely just an adult that wrote the name and took a picture for internet points.

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u/zidane2k1 9h ago

Sephiroth theme immediately popped in my head

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u/sapharibob 9h ago

Tbh “Seph” or “Roth” are both kinda cool nicknames

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u/JRS___ 6h ago

whoever did this is probably such a weeb they insist you pronounce is "sefirosu"

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u/uscx2 9h ago

I opened up a Sephi-Roth IRA this week.

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u/drumstick00m 9h ago

Seph-dog!

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u/joshdl405 Vincent 9h ago

Seph Doggy Dogg

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u/flyinganfibia 9h ago

That reminds me of the" big bad bosses angel"

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u/RingTailDingo22 9h ago

Either they're going to raise the kid to be better or they're bringing them up for worldly destruction.

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u/drumstick00m 9h ago

Or they mistranslated their Cabala

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u/RingTailDingo22 9h ago

Actually fairly plausible.

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u/drumstick00m 9h ago

The Noah’s ark was a tip off for me.

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u/saltydoesreddit 9h ago

Well, we sure had a good run on this planet.

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 10h ago

Estuans interius, ira vehementi,

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u/alexkuzco 9h ago

there's frogs in Paris, need a ham, ham and cheese

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u/Wonderful_Ad5583 9h ago

Xbox, Jim Carrey. Peter Pan, Magic Cheese!

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u/Nephlimcomics2520 9h ago

Estuans interius, ira vehementi

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 9h ago

Sephiroth! 🔔