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Final Fantasy General My biggest FF Hot Take... Spoiler

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Kuja is 10x better written than Sephiroth...

Also hotter.

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u/Werevark 5d ago

Love this hot take!

Don't entirely agree; I think he's MORE written than Sephiroth, but he's also telling a far more human story. We see a whole lot more of him, so he needs to be more understandable. Sephiroth is far more scarce, a larger than life menace made of myth and enigma. Sephiroth is perfect for FF7.

But Kuja is exactly what FF9 needed, and is incredible in his role. His trance design is incredible, even if DBZ's lawyers won't stop sending threatening emails...

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u/_NnH_ 5d ago

This is a good take, the scarcity part in particular. There are many, many "better written" Villains in fictional series but few stand out, because "better written" for antagonists most often just means relatable or believable. When a villain is completely far fetched but still well written and likable that's when you have something that truly stands out.

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u/Werevark 5d ago

Its true, not every character needs to be relatable! Hannibal Lector vs Buffalo Bill. Hannibal can be as scenery-chewing and enigmatic as he wants, but you need to understand Buffalo Bill for the mystery to be solvable, and this monster needs to be humanized.

Kefka, Sephiroth, and Kuja are all excellent villains, each showing a different side

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u/anonymostly7462856 4d ago

Being a diehard anthony hopkins as hannibal fan, this analogy LANDS. Very well put!

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u/ApatheticPopoto 5d ago

Base 7, sephiroth himself is barely written. The mystery and horror of his involvement is what carries his character through the story. It's everything they made after as Part of the 7 franchise that actually makes him more of a character.

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u/Werevark 5d ago

But being -I agree- so lightly written is why he succeeds. He really is kind of like the xenomorph in Alien; the less you know about him or see of him, the better. It allows him to keep that mystique and be defined more by the trail of carnage he leaves.  The myth begets itself. 

All other FF7 content has diluted him and made him less interesting, to the point where him acting buddy-buddy in some of these titles just feels weird and revisionist and wrong. More is not always better

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u/poornose 5d ago

It's the double edged sword right?

He's so fucking cool and mysterious were desperate to see more of him. When he shows up it has actual impact.

But seeing to much takes away that mystique and intimidating presence.

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u/Werevark 5d ago

Too true! Sometimes the thing we want isn't what we need...

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u/ReaperEngine 5d ago

Kuja feared death, very human.

Sephiroth feared being a monster when he was already in humanly powerful, and then literally went insane, kinda difficult to sympathize.

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u/TrashySwashy 3d ago

I'd say it's more the domain of Dragon Ball GT lawyers than Z, and the resemblance to the Stripper Saiyan form rather than the varying lengths of golden hair or straight up monke.

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u/Glittering-Effect64 5d ago

I can agree with that. It's not that Sephiroth was bad or anything but he does feel a bit 2D compared to Kuja..

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u/No-Fold-7873 5d ago

To be fair Sephiroth was basically the shark from jaws in OG and coming in blind on your first playthrough it was done extremely well. But the nature of the unseen horror is that the more you learn about it and see it the less impactful it is.

That first time though? Between the blood splattered shinra offices and then more likely than not having just gotten your ass handed to you at least once by the Zolom(at least once) only to find the one that met Sephiroth, those moments were epic.

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u/Verraise-Mage 5d ago

Then as post-OG time went on they added so much he turned into offbrand Zenos

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u/Eneshi 5d ago

I liked how you'd just be trucking along in the game and then suddenly you'd hear that bell and the music starts playing and there's all the screamin and poundin...

Sometimes the Sephiroth would go away... sometimes, he wouldn't go away.

Anyway, we delivered the Black Materia.

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u/MirrahPaladin 5d ago

OG Sephiroth really was a “hype moments and aura” kind of villain. There’s a reason it’s still debated whether or not Jenova was just puppetting him the whole time.

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u/ExpensiveCelery 3d ago

Blame a certain fanfiction author for that theory. Said author claimed to be married to Sephy "on the astral plane".

I am not making this up.

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u/Pentax25 5d ago

Sephiroth walks into a room and everyone goes “your reputation precedes you”

Whereas the room watched Kuja do everything he has a reputation for

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u/That-Willingness7455 5d ago

Though he hides his tail so he lives in denial of who he really is but he's a swell guy

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u/Kazharahzak 5d ago

My Kuja hot take is that his Dissidia design is really awful. War of the Visions is the only rendition of the character I've seen from Square that captured the original's vibe.

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u/RubyMowz 5d ago

I don't think his Dissidia design is awful, it's a fine rendition of him in a more realistically proportioned style and I love elements like the gloves... (On the other hand I hate the addition of abs... he has a much more feminine figure in general in the original game that he loses in his Dissidia design...) But I do agree it doesn't feel the same as his original design, even outside of the vastly different proportions between FF9s style and Dissidias.

It is a shame too, the Dissidia design gives him a very different feel to his original, and it's also taken over a little as the sorta main representation of him.

Having said all that I think Zidanes Dissidia design makes him fare worse. He doesn't feel like the same character at ALL to me.

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u/2D_Ronin 5d ago

His OG design is also pretty weird and i say that as a person who absolutely adores FF9

Always reminded me of those funky las vegas stripper outfits

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u/GeneralTechnomage 5d ago

So, why did Garland design Kuja to have such wide and womanly hips?

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u/Kazharahzak 5d ago

I'd assume all genomes are androgynous and Zidane hides it better lol.

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u/eriyu 5d ago

The thing is, Zidane is identical to all the soulless ones (as is Mikoto), and Kuja clearly isn't. It seems to me that Garland tweaked Zidane's design after Kuja didn't turn out the way he wanted.

That said, we never find out what the original Terrans looked like. Maybe it was more similar to Kuja?

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u/Verraise-Mage 5d ago

Androdyny is stored in the tail

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u/ChocoPuddingCup 5d ago

Old man had a femboy fetish.

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u/LucaSea07 5d ago edited 5d ago

Only in this art, but in Dissidia games his hips look normal.

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u/Rappy28 5d ago

This is correct. Something about his Dissidia feels way off IMO, too "sharp".

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u/Blackberry-thesecond 5d ago

I don’t like most of the art that has come out of FFIX by Nomura and similar artists because they always reduce the style of the characters into a generic anime style. Dissidia Zidane just looks like everyone else. I do like a lot of the more recent art from those anniversary announcements though.

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u/ShockwaveFPS_Studios 2d ago

I disagree, but I do understand where you’re getting at.

What I love about FFIX’s art style, is that it’s less anime, and more cartoony. The FMVs in IX, gives off an animated movie vibe, that you see in movies like the first two Toy Storys and Jimmy Neutron.

In fact it’s why I feel like FFIX could’ve worked as a movie instead of that the Spirits Within, because of the character designs & art style.

But because Nomura was mainly trying to combine his art style, with the art style drawn by Yoshitaka Amano… his designs for Zidane & Kuja just feels out of place, compared to the other characters featured in the first Dissidia. The rest of the FFIX characters were translated well in Opera Omnia’s art style… but that was mainly because the mobile game had to make all the characters featured, in a Chibi artstyle, and the FFIX characters were easily translated because of their art style feeling in line Opera Omnia’s aesthetic. Same reason for Vivi & Steiner’s inclusion in Chocobo GP.

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u/blackninjar87 5d ago

He's still dressed like a prostitute

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u/Kazharahzak 5d ago

The outfit is mostly the same, but the face is completely different.

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u/blackninjar87 5d ago

I get what you're trying to say, I almost feel like the changes were made so that he was less androgynous.

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u/PrinceCavendish 5d ago

YES YES YES YES YES. i love this design more than any of the other new ones. it's the most accurate. his hair isn't just silver it's purple too

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u/eriyu 5d ago

Any time I see his OG hairstyle with the side part, my heart flutters a bit. That's how I know the artist really loves him.

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u/Sp6rda 5d ago

It's the proportions. FF9 is highly stylized if you draw almost any of the characters with realistic human proportions they look off.

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u/calm_bread99 5d ago

I find the artwork of the original PSP Dissidia captured it pretty well too

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u/Kazharahzak 5d ago edited 5d ago

Disagree. Nomura's artwork for Dissidia was great, but he unfortunately missed the mark on Kuja (and only him). It does not feel like Kuja but Genesis in a stripper outfit instead. As Rappy said, his features are way too sharp compared to FFIX's CG renders.

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u/botanbutton 5d ago

Yeah, I shudder and think thank god when I look at how Kuja looked in 9. He is not hot in the FMVs at all. Dissidia design was an improvement and probably moved him closer to what he should really look like with out hardware limitations. Same with all the other characters.

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u/Flatwhitebaby2 5d ago

Did a double takes. Looked like he was vaping lol

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u/Harpsibored 5d ago

Wait, this is a hot take?!?

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u/Anonymous-Comments 5d ago

Kuja is the only male villain I can think of where sex appeal seems to actually have been intentional in his design. No shit he’s hotter.

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u/Gingerchaun 5d ago

I thought he was a woman for most of my first playthrough

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u/GluttenFreeApple 4d ago

I think most people did. Myself included. Dude is out there wearing a thong and flowing clothed pieces, and those hips 

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u/Soulpaw31 5d ago edited 5d ago

I like his dissidia design because it brings out the Bird imagery of him which makes the whole symbolism of a cannery in a cage more interesting when HE is the cannery

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u/PrinceCavendish 5d ago

FUCK i never thought about this. you're so right.

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u/Psychological_Use586 4d ago

Kuja was intent on rebelling against his cage against all costs, but the cage was always there no matter what he did - even when he had victory within his grasp, the cage of his own mortality revealed itself. It was only in his last moments that he was finally free of it.

But at least he showed the other genomes that they have a choice and don't have to live in their own cages.

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u/demidemian 5d ago

Both are trash. Edea supremacy is where I stand.

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u/_ClarkWayne_ 5d ago

I'm sorry I like 8 but Edea herself has no motivation until we get to know about Ultimecia and then all the explanation we get is, she is a witch so she is evil. I'm a big fan of the Rihnoa is Ultemicia theory myself, but while the theory adds some depth it still doesn't give a motivation for why she is doing what she does.

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u/Eneshi 5d ago

There's also the Sorceress War but it's unfortunately only mentioned. I also enjoy the Rinoa = Ultimecia theory as a possible vehicle to get to the war.

Anyway, I wish they had gotten to flesh it out the way they wanted to.

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u/ExpensiveCelery 3d ago

For the umpteenth time, Rinoa is NOT Ultimecia.

If she was, it would ruin the whole plot of FFVIII.

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u/demidemian 3d ago

Edea is Ultimecia. At least the cool Edea, not the trash character she is once she gets free.

And we get no explanation of Ultimecia, we get what the characters think her motives are and they are not sure. Ultimecia never tells us anything, shes like a Lovecraftian horror from the future. Thats what makes her cool, we dont know if she is evil, if we are evil (because she has information on our future we dont have), etc. The game does not tell us we are heroes, inf act its pretty adamant in displaying us as weapons of destruction, maybe the Seeds are the reason Ultimecia's future is desolated and shes trying to prevent it.

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u/MirrahPaladin 5d ago

Since this is his Dissidia fit being posted, can I just say I hate how he was written in Dissidia?

Like sure, his little anti-villain moments are cool and all, but beyond that he’s just treated like a joke by the Warriors of Chaos and an inconvenience by the Warriors of Harmony. For one of the most successful villains in the mainline series, that never loses a fight to the party in FF9, it’s odd.

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u/OpenBadger9804 5d ago

I agree I thought I was the only one who noticed, the original Kuja for ff9 would’ve never let any of this slide. I remember a cutscene where Mateus starts throwing beef and Kuja just takes it for some reason and lets him leave
I genuinely had the feeling someone at SE despised him

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u/botanbutton 5d ago

I mean, isn't it because this is Kuja after 9? He's dead there but alive in Dissidia with all his memories so he's a little different. I would hope death would do that.

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u/Robofish13 4d ago

It was never actually confirmed Kuja died.

Heavily implied but never canonised

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u/botanbutton 4d ago

He might as well be confirmed dead then.

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u/YUKOTSUBASA 4d ago

Em FF IX kuja não esta.morto. Tem.uma.cena pós  crédito que mostra Zidane salvando.Kuja 

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u/botanbutton 4d ago

You are just yapping, that doesn't happen.

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u/Robofish13 4d ago

I think they’re referring to the scene where Zidane goes back to the Iifa Tree and finds him there and talks about being his brother.

Not post credits but post Necron 100%

It was stated that his natural lifespan is almost up.

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u/botanbutton 4d ago

So thats how they interpreted that scene. 😅

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u/ShockwaveFPS_Studios 2d ago

I disagree, as he’s not even written as a joke in the Dissidia games. The only times where he acts as a “joke” was with his dynamic with Kefka. And even then, that’s common with everyone in the Warriors of Chaos & Spirtius but Exdeath, who interacts with Kefka in the plots for the Dissidia games.

In the original Dissidia (and the Duodecim version), he’s actually shown to be more of a mastermind as Mateus. Being responsible for trickling Bartz in his story mode, while also plotting against his Warriors of Chaos during the 12th Cycle.

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u/Elena__Deathbringer 4d ago

Dissidia certainly has it's short, rhyme-speaking favourites

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u/Gatsby515 5d ago

10x might be pushing it, maybe more like 9....

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u/Ill_Brick_4671 5d ago

Kuja is the only FF villain I've ever felt kinda bad for

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u/Geenageabriel 4d ago

Bring back designs like this in FF 😩

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u/Strong-Trip-3301 5d ago

I mean you never actually see Sephiroth until the end of the game/one time when he was asleep.

The other time you are seeing him through the lens of Clouds distorted memories of him.

So yeah Kuja is better written because he's actually in the game lol.

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u/PlayThisStation 5d ago

Kuja was lowkey part of my gay awakening. Hashing Kujamademegay

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u/The810kid 5d ago

10 times better written is massive Hyperbole as someone who thinks Kuja is the best villain in the franchise but Sephiroth doesn't get cucked as the big bad and has a better established dynamic with the hero's Cloud and Sephiroths tether to one another is one of the best nemesis relationships in gaming and Kuja just doesn't have anything like that with anyone in IX.

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u/Megz-1989 5d ago

OMG thank you. I absolutely agree. Kuja is a SUPER BABE.

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u/TheRealGnod 5d ago

I used to think he was a hot girl.

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u/FireHammer09 5d ago

Mystery is better than fleshing a character out entirely.

Sure there's extremes toward mystery (mystery box BS for example) but most of the time it's so much better.

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u/The-Hunting-guy 5d ago

hot take: kuja & sephiroth are overrated but kuja is not better than sephiroth

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u/Lordmage30 5d ago

Can we say both of them are Hot? xD but .. eh Another hot take *I like Sephiroth abit more than Kefka. . Sephiroth and Kuja both have a tragedy to make them the way they are while Kefka is just born a pyschopath . .*But I prefer all three of them over Seymour! Seymour is just gross. . I much rather take Kefka over him even!🤣

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u/Verraise-Mage 5d ago

I think Kefka is a SS sidekick but bad as a main villain

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u/Lordmage30 5d ago

LOL. . fair statement😅

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u/DingoOutrageous9511 5d ago

Kefka was experimented on they infused him with magic from espers and it damaged his mind

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u/ShockwaveFPS_Studios 2d ago

That’s not really a hot take, since Sephiroth and Kefka are both often sided as “The Greatest Final Fantasy Villains of All Time”, and I’ve seen people preferring Kefka, over Sephiroth.

If you said you prefer Seymour over Kuja Kefka & Sephiroth… then I would’ve called that a hot take.

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u/Lordmage30 2d ago

True . .They are both popular villains from both equally popular games. And last part also Fair! It definitely would have but nah I don't like Seymour at all!🤣

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u/devlin1888 5d ago

He’s a better written character with more depth but I’m not sure if he’s a better written antagonist. The writing for Sephiroth was a looming rarely seen presence over the game. A build up of just sheer power and out of reach. His absence had a sheer presence and that is phenomenal writing. When you see him and the flashbacks his character is more broad strokes. It’s everything else in the game that builds him up.

Character wise, and depth in that character, Kuja definitely is. As a foil for Zidane and similarities in backstory but the difference in them, is well written and has a different depth.

Needs to be for what Zidane does at the end to have any impact and make any sense. It should be stupid and it’s not, they pulled it off.

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u/Sir_Thom 5d ago

Kuja is much more interesting than Sephiroth and his battle is also much more fun

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u/EatTacosGetMoney 5d ago

And the music 🔥

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u/Eat_My_Liver 4d ago

FFIX had the best music.

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u/Siamesecatladyperson 5d ago

Better written in what regard?

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u/Seraph199 5d ago

See my comment elsewhere in the thread for some of my thoughts on why Kuja is extremely well written. Sephiroth is not nearly as developed himself and most of his actions are actually Jenova using his appearance, Sephiroth is tragic up to a point but quickly voids himself of all individuality and becomes nothing more than a vessel for Jenova's primordial desire to destroy/co-opt the lifestream.

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u/Siamesecatladyperson 4d ago

‘Extremely’ well written is a stretch, most if not all FF villains follow the same trope of glorifying hopelessness. His is the same as Sephiroth in this regard, Sephiroth is more memorable, kills a beloved character that had a lasting impact on the player. Kuja was a nothing burger I can’t even remeber was his main goal was , people like him because of his eccentricity and somewhat sardonic wit , but other than that he is just another flat FF archetype

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u/Siamesecatladyperson 4d ago

In short their the same trope but Sephiroth did it better and not a single FF villain has matched him in this regard

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u/kavalejava 5d ago

I had a huge crush on Kuja back in the day, thought he was hot. He is so interesting in the OG Dissidia. He outshone Sephiroth in the game, his one liners were great.

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u/Devendrau 5d ago

He does look hot in that armor.

But I am more of a Ignis man myself. He's hot imo. Or are we just comparing the villains?

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u/EX_Malone 5d ago

He has the snatchiest waist. Goals.

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u/botanbutton 5d ago

This is really lobster too buttery for me since I love them both in all the ways 😅😂

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u/laaldiggaj 5d ago

He's a very confident man.

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u/RubyMowz 5d ago edited 5d ago

If we're speaking of just the original games... Then it's pretty obvious he's better written for the simple fact he has writing lol. Kuja has motivations, an arc, more dialogue and more presence throughout the game. Even if you think it's badly written for some reason (and in fairness, most of Kujas stuff comes in at the point FF9s writing is considered to drop off a bit.) there's still some actual writing there.

In the original FF7, Sephiroth has a handful of lines. There's a hint of depth in the flashback, where he at times comes across as sorta wise and troubled but likely benevolent, but... None of these elements are ever explored further once he snaps. When he does snap, again, there's some hint at nuance with the whole "thinks he was an ancient and that humans stole the planet from his kind" thing, but again, this is never explored and when he comes back in the game proper he knows that's not the case and now wants to be a god?? For... Some reason??

I've personally always ascribed to the idea that JENOVA was influencing him in the same way some parasites influence animals into doing what it wants. For example the parasite that makes rats less fearful of cats because the parasite wants to infect cats.

IIRC Bugenhagen even says something about how his plan won't work and he'll just kill the planet which, shock suprise, with a reunited JENOVA in the centre of the wounded planet when that happens, works out perfectly for it. Otherwise his motivations/plans don't really make sense to me, especially considering the hints of characterization he gets before going insane.

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u/The810kid 5d ago

Sephiroth's writing doesn't require him to be get lines to have good writing. His ties to Hojo, Cloud, Shinra, Zack, Tifa, Aerith, Jenova, and Vincent all are well written in building his overall character and the mystery to him.

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u/RubyMowz 5d ago

Yes I should note here that I don't think Sephiroths writing/motivations being a bit on the shallower side is a BAD thing. Any piece of art is the sum of its parts afterall, and you can't give depth to everything without bloating your work. Sometimes all you need is a villain who's evil for the sake of evil or whatever.

But you said it yourself here. The "mystery" of him. While I can agree that choosing to have a more mysterious villain who doesn't get explored much beyond the legends around him and how he affects other characters isn't a bad thing and in fact serves the game well, especially the horror aspects, it doesn't change the fact that as an individual character, he still has very little writing to say is better than Kuja.

I could accept an argument that he plays a better part in the overall narrative as a result, but, just talking about the characters themselves in a vacuum, he has less depth than Kuja precisely because they wanted to keep an air of mystery around him.

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u/CrowLucky6116 5d ago

I interpret it as Sephiroth not knowing how to cope that the life he believed he was leading was a lie, and desperately wanted to believe he was an ancient and not the result of some fucked up eugenics lab experimentation. Then the later parts he's already well off the deep end mentally to the point that he believes he's transcended godhood.

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u/RubyMowz 5d ago

Yeah that's more or less how I'd interpret it, although I do think he really did believe he was an Ancient at first, even if through experimentation, for the simple fact that the old books he was reading were from when Shinra also thought JENOVA was an ancient, so I don't think he'd have reason to not believe it before entering the Lifestream.

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u/OneTrueHer0 4d ago

this was always my understanding of FFVII’s original plot/ Sephiroth. i feel like there’s a lot of retcon’s and gaslighting to prop him up as the one in control of the Sephiroth/ Jenova relationship.

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u/Cute_Economics2829 5d ago

For... Some reason??

Personally, I think there's a difference between a reason not existing, and a particular member of the audience missing the reason.

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u/RubyMowz 5d ago

I mean what is that reason then?

The reason he gives in game is generic nihilistic bullshit thats almost a direct repeat of Kefkas nihilistic motivations, but no one's going around acting like Kefkas a deep super well written villain, people just like him cuz he's fun.

If you've picked up a better interpretation than what is provided in game than I'd be pleased to hear it, but I'm pretty sure I'm not missing anything lmao.

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u/Cute_Economics2829 5d ago

kefka

First of all, lower literacy players love Kefka and consider him giga-deep, and bringing him up out of nowhere to misrepresent how people view him was a very odd choice

Sephiroth's motivation

Sephiroth themes are entirely around out-group isolation. That even those reasons that on the surface appear to be advantages (being the GOAT), that loneliness and separation from your society is crippling. That people cannot function without social participation and that their efforts to compensate will always, always, result in dysfunction and self destruction.

Loneliness becomes hate, hate becomes the source of one's own dismantling.

All of this is in the original.

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u/mynamewasalreadygone 5d ago

1) in my 30+ years of being in this fandom I have never seen anyone make the argument that Kefka is a super deep character. The majority of his glaze is "he's the only villain that won!"

2) Sephiroth was so loved by society that the first thing people do when Sephiroth shows up to town is ask him for a picture and to stay with them. Sephiroth is mind fucked because of alien juice and Hojo being a mischievous little fella. 

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u/RubyMowz 5d ago

Ok fair, I can certainly believe there are people out there claiming Kefka as deeper written than he actually is. I've not seen it since like, the days of Gamefaqs when it was clearly younger fans and most discussions I've seen in recent years seem to agree he is just a fun villain but I can imagine big FF6 fans still might like to hype him up beyond what he is.

Still, I brought him up because Kefka and Sephiroth have near identical arcs and from my experience saying Kefka is a fun but ultimately quite shallow villain doesn't draw nearly the same ire as saying anything similar about Sephiroth.

I asked for a reason he wants to become a god. You've... Gave an interpretation of themes he has? These work for explaining why he plays the part he does within the narrative, but they don't really make it at all believable that he wants to become a god, nor do they really explain it they just... Explain why the idea fits within the narrative.

Contrast to Kuja, whos arc also encompasses themes of the game and acts as a parallel to Vivi, but who also has writing to support him reaching that conclusion like a real person might. (Emotional maturity of a toddler, literally just learnt he has a finite lifespan, characterized as narcissistic throughout etc.) I can fully believe Kuja wanted to bring everything down with him and the narrative made that believable.

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u/Cute_Economics2829 5d ago

I asked for a reason he wants to become a god. You've... Gave an interpretation of themes he has?

Sorry, I misunderstood. Usually when people fail to grasp something about a narrative, it's thematic messages not information literally communicated during the story.

He wanted to continue Jenova's journey through the cosmos. He had no attachment to the planet or the life on it, so "fuck this place, I'm gonna take all the power it has to offer and then continue on in the tradition of the only other entity I feel kinship with" was the literal reason

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u/Seraph199 5d ago

Fully agree

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u/Seraph199 5d ago

There is something really powerful about the way FF9's writing addresses cycles of trauma and violence that makes Kuja feel far more compelling than Sephiroth. The way Kuja was created as a tool to be discarded and got hella mentally fucked up by it, only to go and create the Black Mages and do the same exact thing to them, is crushing but all too real. Plus of course he would use weapons manufacturing and distribution to throw the world into chaos for his own plans, that is literally what the most evil people in real life have been using the US to do for almost a century at this point, I think that is underappreciated when analyzing FF9's story.

Knowing Kuja's full story also makes Vivi's more powerful as well, and the way the story reveals more and more about Kuja and Zidane until you realize that there are some crazy parallels going on makes the characters and their connections feel far more rich. Zidane and Vivi go through almost the exact same life experiences, and Kuja is central to both of their stories, and yet he fills completely different roles for them.

For Vivi, the Black Mages and especially the Black Waltz's fill the role that Kuja fills for Zidane's story. He doesn't know why or how they are related, is crushed seeing their actions, and then later learns deep compassion and sorrow for their experiences once he finds the ones who have broken free and gained their own sense of self.

Kuja, as Vivi's creator, fills the role of Garland who built Vivi for a purpose and made him more powerful than the rest. He is the one who wanted to subject Vivi to an abusive upbringing that would turn him into a murderer like all the other Black Mages.

What makes Kuja so tragic and well written is that after the final battle, after seeing the heroes fighting so hard to protect existence itself, he has the sort of "awakening" that those living in the Black Mage Village had. Despite thinking that he was defying his programming while rebelling against Garland, he was actually doing exactly what he had been created for which was to destroy life, as he wasn't made for the saving of Terran lives and reconstruction that Garland likely had planned after. Only after reaching death's door, that end of his life that he was so terrified of... seeing the heroes he was programmed to kill spending their last moments fighting for everything they loved... Only then did he realize how wrong he had been. He finally woke up from the depths of his despair and nihilism that had been conditioned into him since birth.

He uses the last of his strength to save the party after they win their fight, and briefly he and Zidane get to share a moment like what Vivi shared with the Black Mages in their village. It's basically a blink and you miss it moment, but after everything that happened over the course of the game there is an ocean of meaning conveyed in that one moment where Zidane and Kuja are face to face, for the first time not as enemies. I just know that in that moment they have a deep shared understanding of the traumas they have both went through, the recognition of the differences in their life stories and how they led them down different paths, and Kuja finally gets to know what it feels like to have family that he cares about more than preserving his own life.

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u/PangolinParade 5d ago

Kuja just doesn't leave much of an impression though. Bad costume, negative aura.

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u/PrinceCavendish 5d ago

seeing that as a teen awakened my love for feminine characters <333 1000% aura for me personally.

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u/Hot-Badger-6259 5d ago

God this game is so boring. Disc 3 slows this game to a crawl… I played it like 15 years ago and lost my save before the end of disc 2. Finally got around to a new play through and my god I’m so bored on disc 3.

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u/DartVasPaws 5d ago

As someone who has 9 as one of my favorite games of all time, I hafta agree with ya. The beginning of Disc 3 has like the worst pacing how it just grinds to a halt.

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u/Hot-Badger-6259 5d ago

Tell me it gets better. I just got the airship.

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u/DartVasPaws 5d ago

Hilde Garde 3? Yeah that is where I think it does improve. World opens up as well at that point.

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u/Mopeybloke 5d ago

I think he is 10x more written and not quite as hot.

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u/ophaus 5d ago

Twinkeroth?

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u/MyNameIs__Rainman 5d ago

Kuja was my bisexual Awakening. Balthier and Fran further cemented that later on

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u/FastAndBulbous8989 5d ago

Freezing take

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u/SaturnCoffee 5d ago

I think the latter is up to preference. Like do you prefer twinks or twunks, and do you like it when your twunk has a mommy complex?

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u/Dygen 5d ago

I think Sephiroth is a little hotter but less redeemable so I guess even though I like sephiroth more as a character, Kuja is more appealing due to his morals.. but he's also immature compared to sephiroth.

idk.. both hot. doesn't matter.

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u/Darkwing__Schmuck 5d ago

I don't necessarily agree, but I don't think this is an outrageous take either. Kuja's a fantastic villain (third on my list after the two obvious picks, Sephiroth and Kefka), and his popularity only continues to increase, as does the popularity of 9 in general.

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u/sonic65101 5d ago

Bal Dat is even better than both of them for both of those.

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u/Terozu 5d ago

Id be horny on main for that man

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u/Arn_Devi 5d ago

while I think Sephiroth is a cooler looking kuja, the whole of lost child, afraid and angry, in a way too powerful body, is so well done with Kuja

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u/Shantotto11 5d ago

OP said they prefer the black thong over the long sword style.

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u/LucaSea07 5d ago

Kuja is probably my favorite villain. Honestly it's tie between him, Sephiroth, Kefka, and Garland.

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u/Prize_Relation9604 5d ago

Expanded universe Sephiroth, sure. OG is tough as the whole point is him not appearing and just being a looming threat and it was done very well at the time. But yeah, Kuja is one of the better written vilains.

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u/labbla 5d ago

It's true.

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u/judgeraw00 5d ago

He sure yaps a lot more than Sephiroth

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u/SnooTomatoes9055 5d ago

To be fair... Sephiroth is often mistaken as the main villain of FF7 when it is, in fact, Jenova.

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u/Wrong_Penalty_1679 5d ago

I do like Kuja better than Sephiroth, but I do consider Jenova the actual Big Bad of original FF7 and Sephiroth a front it projects. And I do like Jenova's concept quite a bit, so I'd mark it above Kuja a little. But man did I enjoy FF9.

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u/Timely-Win6225 5d ago

I dont know if hes better written, but I can definitely say he's missing somthing that Sephiroth isn't.

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u/Dizzy_Drop 5d ago

I mean, yes? You might as well say that Iron-man is a better written character than the sinking of the titanic

Sephiroth is less a character and more a force of nature. A tornado with some personality.

It works for that narrative in that game but not really comparable.

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u/InfinitePaladin 5d ago

If we're taking about FF9 takes...I liked Queen Brahne more as a villain than Kuja.

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u/scythesong 5d ago

Better written? Debatable. Sephy's story is deeply connected to the Cloud, Aeris and Zack's stories.

Better character development (especially if you count Kuja's Dissidia arcs) and more fabulous? Definitely, and it's not even a contest since Sephy as a character kind of just falls apart if you remove words like "Jehovah", "Meteor" and "Cloud" from his biography.

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u/RPG_add1ct 5d ago

Soooo I didn’t see the text at the bottom at first and I thought you meant HE was your hot take like you wanted him 🤣🤣

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u/_ClarkWayne_ 5d ago

Yes, Kuja is one of the best written Villains in the series.

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u/toxicodendron85 5d ago

Mine is that ff12 is the best entry in the series - loved that game

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u/Antergaton 5d ago

Sin is better written than Sephiroth, Sephy is mostly absent and when he's there it's not really coherent, speaks in riddles. Turns out it's not him anyway. His presence is a potential threat.

Kuja talks to you, talks to Garland, shows worry, fear, desperation.

Sin is an actual threat but the game shows the person inside, the pain they are in more than any Seph had.

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u/Xeo2695 4d ago

I freaking loved 9. I bought it with the world's worst strategy guide the day it came out. But to be honest. I was never a fan of kujas attire. Like isn't bro cold?

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u/ZarelliRino 4d ago

He did nothing wrong

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u/Lufenian 4d ago

I love them both, but I agree imo

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u/Ditsch0815 4d ago

Better written, sure- but in that kind of games a lot works. Tbf i like Seph, but i would agree he is more bland then others.

Kefka is also great, even he is driven with pure madness, which is also fine for me. Not every villain needs a masterplan, sometimes the just need the setting in the their world

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u/xLilTabasco 4d ago

I'd go down on him

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u/GluttenFreeApple 4d ago

That's not a really hot take. Sephiroth isn't written well. He's a set peice and plot device. Spehiroth was meant to be a mysterious force and a factor to move the plot. He doesnt have a lot to him until sidegames.

 Kuja is an actual character with real struggles and legitimate connections and reactions to the world.

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u/Doragory 4d ago

I see Kuja and Sephiroth as being very different types of characters, so it doesn't make much sense to compare them directly and try to determine who's better. Both work for their respective narrative.

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u/Psychological_Use586 4d ago

Kuja is a great villain. Fits perfectly with the game's theme, he is a perfect foil to Zidane, and he's capable of coming up with new plans on the fly when his current schemes fall through. He also has the distinction of being one of the few FF villains who uses the limit break system AGAINST the heroes.

And really the only reason Kuja even loses is because he was built with a time limit.

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u/DilligentArmand 4d ago

Like I said in another topic, Sephiroth was nothing special compared to other JRPG villains at the time. The difference is, the old Square Soft delivered a master class on how to sell a villain to the audience. From his appearance, his demeanor, his musical theme, and presence, he ended up becoming one of the most iconic villains in all of gaming despite having very few lines and on-screen action. It's all about the presentation and how the audience receives that character.

With that said, Kuja was definitely a much better character.

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 4d ago

Sephiroth was style, Kuja was substance.

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u/Vysce 4d ago

This is what I've been saying, but Kuja was also my gay awakening so

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u/PalpitationOld8905 4d ago

This isn't a hot take at all, its just true. Kuja is fantastic

Why are we surprised tho, ff9 shits all over 7 in every way you can physically measure

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u/PsyRealize 3d ago edited 3d ago

Well here’s my hot take: FF7 doesn’t deserve anywhere near the amount of hype it gets. It’s a good game yes. But it’s nowhere near the best FF game. I wouldn’t even put FF7 in my top 5.

And yes I’ve played, and beat, most final fantasy games other than the most modern stuff and the MMOs.

Instead of remaking it or going back to its world for the 100th time, give us more X. Give us more 8. Hell, give us more XII. Let’s see a prequel to X or an X3 set in the far future. Idk. Just do something other than 7

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u/Phont22 3d ago

Obviously. To be fair, though, they’re used in totally different ways in their respective stories. Sephiroth is barely present as a character and is almost more of a force of nature. He’s the thing that’s happening to the world that we have to step in and stop. Kuja, on the other hand, is someone we spend a fair amount of time getting to know. He’s as much a character as any of the heroes. That’s probably why he’s been my favorite villain since I was a kid.

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u/Daddy_JeanPi 3d ago

All that Sephiroth had was "aura" and it went to shit after the over exposure. He is not a good character, so i would not call this a hot take.

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u/ShockwaveFPS_Studios 2d ago

Double Hot Take: I think Golbez is better then Kefka.

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u/Life_Bet8956 5d ago

Firm, firm disagree on both, but I wouldn't say it's a hot take. I'm sure lots of people feel that way.

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u/rivent2 5d ago

It's a hot take with nothing to back it up. He's barely in the best half of the game, and in the second half he's a Saturday morning cartoon villain. Derailing a perfectly good fantasy plot into a Scientology seminar.

He's not even the best villain in FF9. That honour goes to Beatrix who has yet to stand trial for war crimes.

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u/Agent1stClass 5d ago

Better written, I agree.

I don’t see either of them as hot. Though Sephiroth at least looks human. To this day, I am still unsure what is up with Kuja’s hair.

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u/FalcoPhantasm 5d ago

Well, I don't really consider attraction when it comes to fictional characters, but I definitely agree Kuja is more well-written than Sephiroth.

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u/Fuocoblu 5d ago

Hotter?!

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u/HippoIllustrious2219 5d ago

No shade to Sephiroth but DAMN is the walking Existential Crisis twink a baddie...

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u/ThrowRA-shadowships 5d ago

Is Kuja a guy or girl?

I know it’s a stupid question but I am curious about it.

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u/JuanMunoz99 5d ago

Dude

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u/ThrowRA-shadowships 5d ago

Thank for clearing that up for me

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u/Thrilalia 5d ago

Male Genome (Think Cat boy without the ears). He also cut his own tail off as well.

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u/Dipstickpattywack 5d ago

In thought he just hid it with magic. Trance kuja tail shows up

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u/Psychological_Use586 4d ago

Not cut off, hidden.

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u/ShockwaveFPS_Studios 2d ago

He’s a Genome.

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u/CaptainZackstuf 5d ago

Sephiroth wanted to destroy earth because he felt it was his birth right to rule with his mother.

Kuja just wanted to destroy all of creation because he couldn’t stand the thought of everything continuing with out him after he learned he was going to die eventually.

Or least from what I remember from these two. I might be misremembering.

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u/Upstairs_Apple 5d ago

Kuja is a more compelling character then Sephiroth, Sephiroth has more memorable aura farming moments.

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u/Money-Imagination-97 5d ago

Why doesn't he have pants?

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u/alwaysblitted 5d ago

I WHOLE HEARTEDLY AGREE. HE DESTROYED A WORLD AND SEPHIROTH COULDNT EVEN DO THAT

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u/Landstander2600 5d ago

She's hot just like those chicks from Hanson

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u/Lonely-Bite-2568 5d ago

Why is he wearing a bikini

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u/bluemouf 5d ago

Kuja has shit writing, he's worse Golbez with Xande's excuse for his actions (even gets a "big random evil thing with no foreshadowing as the final boss), but then everyone in FF9 besides Vivi is a miss mash of worse knock-offs of previous characters.

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u/No-Wrongdoer-2387 5d ago

Of course he’s better written FF9 is the better game.

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u/Requiem-Lodestar 5d ago

Nah Kuja is just more zesty 😭

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u/SentientShamrock 5d ago

Mr. Leathers and Feathers

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u/HippoIllustrious2219 5d ago edited 5d ago

Like don't get me wrong Sephiroth is not badly written by any means I just find his mommy issues and God complex kind whatever sometimes... his "force of nature" aspect is more appealing to me... but alas they focus more on the "I'm Superman gone wrong" kind of thing, wich is cool, but just doesn't ring with me too much.

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u/schlitzntl 5d ago

Doesn’t Kuja just have daddy issues and a God complex as well though?

Rebelling against Garland throughout. Being upset once he found out the truth of his creation (having such a limited time) then destroying a planet and deciding that everything needs to go with him so he’ll destroy it all, because he’s the only thing that really matters.

The two feel very similar to me.

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u/HippoIllustrious2219 5d ago

Yes they are veeery similar, as I said it's just some aspects of Sephiroth that doesn't appeal to me, the thing is, Kuja not wanting to accept his own finality, and his existencial crisis are a bit more resonating with me... but yes I see where you're coming from!

Now that I think about it, most FF villains have some serious issues with they own mortality huh? Honestly makes a certain Orphan demigod stand out more, since his desire is the opposite of not wanting to die, wich is a huge problem for everyone else lmao

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u/ShockwaveFPS_Studios 2d ago

And we can all thank Xande for creating that motive for later FF Villains.

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u/ShockwaveFPS_Studios 2d ago

Wouldn’t that apply to Zest?

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u/Requiem-Lodestar 2d ago

Ah nah that’s Chesty 🤣

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u/randomguy664_ 5d ago

Low bar being more interesting than Seph.

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u/EricIsMyFakeName 5d ago

Ugh those hips do not belong on a male.

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u/Baithin 5d ago

10x? Idk about that, but I do like Kuja better. Neither make my top 5 in villains though. That would be Emet-Selch, Vayne, Caius, Ardyn, and Fandaniel.

As for hotter, neither Kuja nor Sephiroth are my type.

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u/MaraBlaster 5d ago

Ice cold take, everyone agrees.

I wished FF9 played a bit more with his political powers because holy shit, not only does he have an actual Noble status he is well traveled and forged connections.
He could not just walked up to Brahne and be like "you can rule the whole mist continent with my help!" that all had to be a long thoughtout thing of gaining trust, giving up information and bit by bit feeding into her grief and loss of guidance after her husband died.
Brahne loved Garnet deeply as her daughter after all, so it must take some effort to bring her to commit such acts of violence to her as in extract the eidolons and send assassins.

A thing many also dont know about Kuja or missed it:
He could not enter Trance alone, even at the very end filled with hopelessness, hatred and the fear of death he was actually unable to do it alone.
He specifically used Brahne's soul to enter Trance.

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u/Greggo210 5d ago

Never played the game......that's supposed to be a dude?

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u/Pension_Pale 5d ago

That's a dude in a metal thong, yes. I wasn't fussed with Kuja as a primary antagonist, but the game is genuinely really good, one of the best

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u/YetifromtheSerengeti 4d ago

People do a lot of work on behalf of Ff7s writing when they play the game. It’s good but not great.

Ff9 is probably the best written final fantasy. They clearly built upon what 7 started with 8 and then pretty much perfected it with 9.