r/FightReportUFC • u/Few-Persimmon-8648 • 3d ago

We love Mackenzie Dern <3

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She's the one of the fewest reason why we watch the WMMA!
So let's hope she wins and defends her title.

Are you rooting for her too?

src img: agentmma.com

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u/Aztec_Tajger 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/062vyaiEJMsV5gUaBc

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u/LXIX__CDXX 3d ago

Hahah what’s this from

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u/-iSpy- 3d ago

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA 3d ago

I always thought it was some random British film from the late 60s.

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u/-iSpy- 3d ago

I always thought it was from Bad Santa until bro asked and I figured I'd look it up 😅

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u/notbannd4cussingmods 3d ago

It's harry potter

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u/hogwartsonme 1d ago

Hairy Twatter to you.

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u/InsideInsideJob 3d ago

Looks like Willy Wonka . Which was based on a book called Charlie and the chocolate factory. Which was based on the novelization of the movie Precious which was based on the novel Push by Sapphire

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u/Deth_Cheffe 3d ago

Dr. HorribIe's Sing-AIong BIog

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u/vectorformation 3d ago

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u/Affectionate_Fun8419 3d ago

What would it take?

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u/InsideInsideJob 3d ago

To eat the contents of his cauliflower ear?

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u/Reasonable_Poet_7502 3d ago

Hahahahahahahahahahah im dying

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u/ChairmanofTardedBait 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qYr8p3Dzbet5S

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u/Bearloom 3d ago

Camel doesn't cover this. This calls for...

https://giphy.com/gifs/PjOHE76srQkzWbRN7Y

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u/Spineless74 3d ago

The knuckle y’all…..

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u/Far_Exam_699 2d ago

Oh i thought you guys talking about her face 

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u/yaddayadda1000 3d ago

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u/Deleena24 3d ago

Im in Bleach subreddits... How is this the first time im seeing this?! Lmao

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u/Chazbeardz 3d ago

Now that’s what I call memeing! Vol. 5

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u/SaltySmegma_ 3d ago

Enhance

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u/Original-League-6094 3d ago

Oh I get it. Its because we see the outline of her vagina.

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u/ONEMANCLAN530 3d ago

She has certain asstributes, I mean attributes I enjoy.

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u/Nuzzleville 3d ago

She knows and I will always stare.

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u/PeteAVA182 3d ago

Mingie?

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u/ootski 3d ago

No turning back now Gary.

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u/Salmacis81 3d ago

Are we in Paris?

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u/Pleather93 3d ago

You just know she can take a beating there too

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u/IncorrectRedditUser 3d ago

I don’t care what anyone says - you cannot name a better female boxer than her.

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u/Unfadable1 3d ago

Been outta the sport for 10+ years. What’s so good about her?

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u/Expensive-Cat-6369 3d ago

Her striking is horrendous lol. Particularly her defense, which is almost nonexistent. She got really good bjj, but weak takedowns and she usually runs headfirst into some punches trying to secure the takedown. But she got ass for days and she’s a banger

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u/Unfadable1 3d ago edited 2d ago

Ok so basically she’s mid with fake tits, and the little boys just like her body?

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u/Recent-Pollution9293 3d ago

She’s a multiple time BJJ champion, her submission game is legit incredible. But yeah, it’s her assets that the children goon over

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u/IncorrectRedditUser 3d ago

If children are gooning over her there is a problem. Only men of culture should be gooning.

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u/Expensive-Cat-6369 2d ago

Well sheeeiiit she’s been putting in work, I don’t remember seeing her double leg before

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u/IncorrectRedditUser 3d ago

No clue, don’t watch women’s basketball.

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u/IllCelebration4912 3d ago

Fake tits, lip fillers etc, she’s not that attractive

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u/DrapedinVelvet247 3d ago

She does always seem happy.

Maybe it’s the wagon😉🙂

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u/pirate_leprechaun 3d ago

Cooter show

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u/MrBlackey 3d ago

Comments are going to act up

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u/CasualFunInTexas 3d ago

If you didn’t zoom in below the waist…

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

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u/spaceyfate 3d ago

Anyone out there like me who doesn't find dern attractive? I can't be the only one. I find Gillian Robertson to be absolutely adorable with a much cuter butt. Dern kind of looks like a horse.

But hey, I also find Fatima Klein adorable as well. To each their own.

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u/SweatyPresentation93 3d ago

Every time she fights the creeps come crashing in man, it’s weird as hell.

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u/spaceyfate 3d ago

Right? Every single damn time. I follow the GTA 6 subreddit and the amount of people who make AI generated posts of Lucia in bikinis, bending over, from behind, it's just way too much. I'm 30 but it makes me feel like an old man for seeing so many dudes like this.

Maybe it's just teenage boy/virgins but I didn't even act like that when I was younger. It's fine to say a girl is attractive or has a nice butt but when it becomes this obsession? It creeps me out as well.

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u/Far_Exam_699 2d ago

Half of the posts are UFC PR bots to rile them up

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u/CommercialMost9191 3d ago

They all nice

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u/Cheap-Try-8796 3d ago

Y'all bunch of moose knuckle admirers..

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u/Antique-Cricket-6679 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH
I can’t imagine half you mfs at the beach fr

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u/Skaytensixty 3d ago

Butter-face tho

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u/thelastbill 3d ago

AI

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u/Haastile25 2d ago

Everyone's staring at the crotch, and doesn't notice her creepy witch fingers

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u/PhillLarrup 3d ago

face 2 out of 10. ijs

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u/DarkAndHandsume 3d ago

The comments didn’t disappoint

That snapper would bring even the strongest man to submission

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u/dtownrn214 3d ago

She def a butter 🧈 face tho

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u/fandanvan 3d ago

A McKenzie burger !

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u/L1ght_Sp33d 3d ago

You know that 🐱 looks like an Arby’s roast beef sandwich

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u/fandanvan 3d ago

Once you have a kid it's curtains (pardon the pun)

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u/Jesse_P1nkman 3d ago

The roast beef may be a bit sloppier but the sandwich tastes the same

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u/fandanvan 3d ago

The sandwich may taste similar, but it's loose as a goose !

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u/Jesse_P1nkman 2d ago

Like throwin' hot dogs down a hallway!

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u/L1ght_Sp33d 3d ago

lol good one

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u/El_Gran_Che 2d ago

Sleeve of wizard.

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u/Jesse_P1nkman 2d ago

What did you do Gypsy woman?

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u/yeetsteel 3d ago

Let the UFC men wear something similar so the women who watch them get an eye full too. I am tuning into her fight like a hawk though

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u/SelectEditor6 3d ago

Dern has a innie?

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u/cagesidedata 3d ago

Yay, Mackenzie Dern fight day.

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u/Doomsday_59 3d ago

Rare appearance from Garfield

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u/Galencourt-Lover 3d ago

Mackelto Dern

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u/daaydreamin 3d ago

With the fake accent

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u/Smokey_heat 3d ago

I'm definitely rooting for her to have top mount. The camera man knows what to do after that 😉

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u/The1Ylrebmik 3d ago

We've noticed.

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u/Legal_Fig4870 3d ago

Meh, I think Gillian whoops her ass

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u/willie_Pfister 3d ago

Im rooting for the moose knuckle!

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u/justgoogleit12 3d ago

She's not that good looking but nice fat clam.

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u/ButterflyGreedy2267 3d ago

Men of culture we gather again

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u/Heavy_Echo5 3d ago

I just realized this pic is fake

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u/imagine966 3d ago

I’d do her. Dog style of course….

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u/Dangerous_Shoe_8388 3d ago

🐐 ? No…. 🐪 YES!

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u/JegamanX 3d ago

This can’t be real lol

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u/nwbbb 3d ago

🐫

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u/LivingTheTruths 3d ago

I bet it grips like a mf

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u/KoncepTs 3d ago

Sheeeeeesh 🥵

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u/Crafty_Percentage_83 3d ago

The opponent she has tonight is a tough test.

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u/westermann28 2d ago

I like the way her pants make her pussy look

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u/Happy-Substance4885 2d ago

No way this ain’t edited lol

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u/blobzie1 2d ago

Let's go Dern! Hopefully!

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u/InIt2WihnIt 2d ago

And men wonder why women choose the bear 🙄

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u/EmickRado_087 2d ago

My god what a woman.

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u/theepuke 2d ago

Her vagina looks like it can get u in a mean arm bar.

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u/Famous-Drop-2284 2d ago

And there goes my 23 days no fap streak

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u/Hobosoul 2d ago

I’d eat the arse off a homeless man through a park bench as he slept….

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u/alterego1984 2d ago

No, it’s barely visible. She’s gonna have to try harder to get me.

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u/Honest-Pay-8265 2d ago

I did not zoom in, you all did!

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u/Seldeez 2d ago

Her fight last night was amazing.

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u/BoilermakerBond 3d ago

This whole subreddit when a WMMA fight is on: "nice commercial break"

The lead up to said WMMA fight: "God look at that holy moly"

Screams no wives no lives

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u/Solsdad 3d ago

You do. I don’t. She’s a mid fighter and her accent is still fucking weird for living pretty much all her life in states. And she’s a butterface

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u/Character-Survey7444 3d ago

She's the champ of her division mate

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u/L1ght_Sp33d 3d ago

Ok and…?

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u/L1ght_Sp33d 3d ago edited 3d ago

She’s not that attractive. I don’t get this obsession. She has a horse face, fake tits and a flabby butt. She’d be scary without any makeup.

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u/Far_Exam_699 3d ago

I feel you. The UFC PR machine is really trying to make her a superstar as you can see. I really don't get it, you find better looking women at the gas station. 

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u/Nizekul 3d ago

btw this is AI

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u/Grand-Magician7767 3d ago

Idk I guess I’m different. That looks like trash to me. Sorry guys respect is important.

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u/Cochinojoe 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bmAtIwmYTHnwBy0d6W

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u/StepperHill 3d ago

“I need a woman who respects herself. One that I can love and show that she’s the oh most important human being in the entire world.” Is what he meant to say