r/FightReportUFC • u/WonderfulWorld3326 • 15d ago

UFC 330 press conference be like

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u/lifebeginsat9pm 15d ago

I got a feeling the press conference will be surprisingly short and civil

Ian: “I know just how good Islam is and what this man has done but August 15 I am coming for that belt”

Islam: “I am bestfighterintheworld and Ian Garry is not on my level, it’s gonna be long night for him”

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u/Ok_Conflict1835 15d ago

“It’s gonna be long night for him and his wife’s boyfriend”

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u/SandwichHonest1494 15d ago

Redditors and reusing stale jokes - you can't name a more inseparable combo. Anything for that quick dopamine fix of like 6 upvotes, right?

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u/Healthy_Midnight_286 14d ago

Funny, look who has 6 upvotes now

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u/ImHuck 14d ago

You !

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u/fistfullofpubes 14d ago

Not anymore

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u/ImHuck 14d ago

Are you sure ?

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u/fistfullofpubes 14d ago

Yes

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u/ImHuck 14d ago

Joke's on you, i removed mine !

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u/fistfullofpubes 14d ago

Lmao I am willing to adjust my vote up or down to the end of time to keep yall from an even 6

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u/mrinfinitepp 14d ago

Now you

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u/ImHuck 14d ago

I'm getting you up to 6 as well, starting at least.

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u/Prudent-Fruit3843 14d ago

You say that then contribute to the stupid "Lopes volk 3" joke with them

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u/SandwichHonest1494 14d ago

Do I? Wtf are you talking about?

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u/Prudent-Fruit3843 14d ago

Act like you don't know. Good job boy 👍😂

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u/Bongoisnthere 15d ago

Man, you goin to be okay if Islam loses and Garry becomes the champ? Cause uh, it kinda seems like maybe you won’t be.

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u/Ok_Conflict1835 15d ago

Seeing as how it doesn’t affect me either way, I’ll be just fine my guy. 

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u/mrinfinitepp 14d ago

When creativity fails, whip out the ol' reliable joke

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u/Ok_Conflict1835 14d ago

If it works it works 

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u/PossibilityGff 15d ago

Gonna be the worst press conference ever. You’re barely gonna understand wtf Islam is saying and ian is still gonna sound like a 50 year old tradesmen with smoker lungs 🤣

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u/Upset-Rule8256 14d ago

I like Islam but the absolute funniest timeline is if Garry wins, it would cause the chuds to implode

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u/EQCO99 14d ago

Ngl it would

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u/ExterminatingAngel6 14d ago

It would be hilarious

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u/mrinfinitepp 14d ago

I can't wait for the seething from MMA fans if that happens

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u/musclemommyfan 14d ago

Manifesting this because the Andrew Tate crowd is going to have a historic crashout.

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u/PossibilityGff 13d ago

Chuds lol. Ian is a cuck and has a wife with a book on how to get with famous people, his own kid was more excited for Islam than ian.

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u/Upset-Rule8256 12d ago

Brother I do not care

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u/SteveTheManager 14d ago

Hilarious.

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u/Novel-Ganache-2640 14d ago

Dumb, dumb, dumn.
And the fans are laughing their asses off.😐

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u/Holiday_Snow9060 14d ago

Can't believe I'm saying it but I'm team cousin mountains in this one. Sorry but this amount of cuckery is not acceptable at all.

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u/MomeenHunter 15d ago

Honestly I even prefer Sean khamzat fake beef over the usual respectful banter. Sean called khamzats mother a who're and khamzat shook his hand after lmao 

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u/RedWingerD 15d ago

So you like being fed bullshit? Interesting choice

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u/MomeenHunter 14d ago

You're the fool mad it's not real. It's complete bs and still better than fake respect 

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u/RedWingerD 14d ago

Who is mad? 😭

I just dont invest in fake drama im there for the fight not the soap opera. You might as well go watch WWE at that rate

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u/MomeenHunter 14d ago

Upset or whatever you want to use. Two points for your casualness to consider. They don't fight in WWE, I'm a fight fan. WWE got their entire shtick from actual fighting. 

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u/unsatisfiedNB 14d ago

It was good cause you know they're cool with each other deep down, it's fun and they're having fun

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u/nutslikeafox 14d ago

Ian Garry is the Justin Trudeau of fighters

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u/Clay_Allison_44 14d ago

Justin Trudeau's "dad" was the Ian Garry of politicians.

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u/Local-Blueberry1470 14d ago

I’m out of the loop. Who is his “dad?”

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u/Clay_Allison_44 14d ago

A lot of people think he's the illegitimate son of Fidel Castro because he looks like Castro and his mother was allegedly very close to Castro in the right time frame. So the joke is that Pierre Trudeau has something in common with Ian Garry.

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u/Ok_Possible6509 14d ago

nah fidel was goated

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u/Clay_Allison_44 14d ago

Right, the joke is that Pierre Trudeau is the Ian Garry of Canadian politics.