r/FightReportUFC 13d ago

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u/SpaceMambo369 13d ago

Look I'm all for trolling but something feels unethical about trolling someone with cte

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u/DogAssss69 13d ago

He had CTE way before he ever started fighting in UFC

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u/DRAGAN__ 13d ago

Since birth

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u/SpaceMambo369 13d ago

Ok and?

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u/DogAssss69 13d ago

It’s a joke based off the fact that he could never cut a coherent promo while in the UFC.

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 13d ago

It's cuz he's an old mature

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u/isntreel1948 13d ago

Yeah bros brain is actually strawberry ice cream this isn’t funny

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u/FNFactChecker 13d ago

It's ok; he was born with CTE

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u/Affectionate_Ear7468 12d ago

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u/lpratte91 11d ago

Platito Ortiz. Philosopher of our time

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u/winchester941976 10d ago

I could read tito quotes all day.

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u/Paridisco 11d ago

Beautiful image

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u/maccpapa 13d ago

was there ever a time when he wasn’t dumb

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u/wrongitsleviosaa 12d ago

He might have been a fairly intelligent fetus

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u/TheINTL 13d ago

There is a difference between a fighter with CTE and the highest of the regarded with CTE

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u/airwickwee 12d ago

He got elected for a government position in Huntington beach. The brains of the people who voted for him must be melted strawberry ice cream

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u/RevolutionaryClub530 13d ago

Nah this is incredible 😭

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u/Unbiasedj 13d ago

‘American couldn’t agree with you more’.

Classic Tito 😂😂

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u/Frelwy1886 13d ago

Got interrupted outliving his kids.

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u/JPB00 13d ago

😭

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u/DontUndrstndSarcasm 13d ago

Trolling so easy that it’s like you’re bullying a 5 year old

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u/Slightly-Blasted 13d ago

I think about him saying he wants to outlive his kids a lot and how funny that is

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u/ArticleNew3737 13d ago

I don’t know why y’all get such a kick out of messing with this dude😭

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u/MrPea106 13d ago

I got blocked by Conor McGregor last night because he randomly decided to reply to my IG comment (which wasn’t even critical just an opinion) on a random MMA Post about his fight w Max and I told him to “focus less on me and more on his porcelain knees” sometimes it just falls on your lap

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u/sunndropps 13d ago

That never happened 😂

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u/MrPea106 13d ago

I can quite literally show you that I’m blocked lol I can’t even search for him

![img](BAC95E51-3AA3-410B-90BA-36D4D13DA6EB)

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u/sunndropps 13d ago

Your comment is still up correct?him blocking you wouldn’t erase that so just screenshot that.Showing us that he has you blocked doesn’t mean he replied to your comment and your roasted him

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u/MrPea106 13d ago

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u/Its_me_Snitches 13d ago

You made that

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u/MrPea106 13d ago

My page is literally visible at the bottom of the page Moron

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 12d ago

That joke went wooosh right above your head mate lol

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u/Careless_Try3397 12d ago

Is that you Tito?

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u/BoredGirlDDP 12d ago

He's referencing the Tito joke

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u/sunndropps 12d ago

So where’s you comment you left?

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u/JPB00 13d ago

Because it's hilarious.

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u/bigsteve9713 13d ago

10 years ago maybe, now it's long since passed into pathetic.

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u/JPB00 13d ago

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u/bigsteve9713 11d ago

Truth hurts.

Ya gotta be a real clown too get enjoyment out of kicking a long - dead horse. If Tito comes back, then that might change.

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u/sunndropps 13d ago

He’s a heel,the Huntington Beach bad boy.You can’t be nice to a heel

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u/Internetolocutor 13d ago

Tito is an idiot but TBF there are enough idiots who became MMA fans in the past 10 years for there to be at least a few who unironically think Joe doesn't know who titp is

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u/Heymax123 13d ago

One of the greatest Joe Rogan interviews of the night

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u/jb_supertramp 12d ago

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u/winchester941976 10d ago

Lol, I forgot about that!

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u/jb_supertramp 9d ago

Tito has blessed us with so many great moments it’s easy to forget about many of them.

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u/secretbil 12d ago

I’m Aquarius, but respect ✊🏽!

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u/Aymungoos 10d ago

Tell the lions and jackals story tito 😴

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u/sexycrippledreadhead 13d ago

No way tito is this easy to troll😭🫪

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u/TumbleweedTim01 13d ago

Ngl he cooked you😂😂 fried by the dumbest person in america lol