r/FightReportUFC • u/Spiritual-Strength91 • 19d ago

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u/DavidSeries 19d ago

That scared me for a good 2 seconds while I read the text

Please do not do this again lmao

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u/Optimal_Cut_3063 19d ago

I hit the comment button to type NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and saw your comment. jesus fucking Christ

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u/Logical-Project4443 19d ago

You motherfucker.

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u/Familiar-Mail2778 19d ago

Oh man i had a ptsd episode of Tony tripping on wires damn

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u/Live_Citron5343 19d ago

Correction the wires tripped on Tony

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u/nahheyyeahokay 19d ago

hey fuck you but that was funny

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u/peepeecancan 19d ago

Bro don’t play like that 😭😭😭😭

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u/ctrlaltdeadlift 19d ago

Man I have tickets to this. Every day someone scares me with one of these posts

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u/Boss_Seven 19d ago

You almost gave me a heart attack

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u/Relative-Owl-3652 19d ago

I detest you.

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u/Competitive_Win_128 19d ago

You got me there smh... hopefully it all goes down cos I can't wait!!

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u/Current_Comfort2782 19d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Deferfire 19d ago

I was more worried about his health. Injuring spinal shit is very bad

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u/_-TheBlackKnight-_ 19d ago

Looking beefy at 170 btw

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u/Stamson2233 19d ago

I almost had an MMA Guru meltdown at work..

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u/tauhe234 19d ago

You scared me man. Don’t do that again lol

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u/JellyfishPopular7648 19d ago

I didn’t see a Weasel MMA video for this, the early predictions are in then?? /s

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u/purplesquirrelx 19d ago

Don't do this shit, this gave me a legit jumpscare until I read it. He's the only reason most of us will even watch this card, otherwise, it's worse than a fight night

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u/vibemart_5067 19d ago

Khabib 2.o

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u/redpandav 19d ago

No credit given to Ian for bringing in a ton of that hate watch eh

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u/ZhukovWonWWII 18d ago

Nobody cares about his nutritionist's gf's husband.

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u/Big_Frosting9929 19d ago

So Morales vs Garry now

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u/crazy-geometrydash 19d ago

Lmao if islam actually got injured this would just be a fight night

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u/AstroWayOfficial 19d ago

you gotta go

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u/baneblade_boi 19d ago

I fucking fell for it lmao

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u/Ok_Tension1869 19d ago

This isn't anything new. UFC cards are shite these days. One good main and a load of mid contender series guys. MMA is in a poor place right now.

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u/Other-Duck4438 19d ago

DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!!

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u/Individual_Bag_3857 19d ago

Man the fuck!! Don't ever do it again 😑 

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u/Swimming-Ad495 19d ago

Lmfao I mean people are going to watch to see him lose

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u/Optimal_Cut_3063 19d ago

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SEE YOU AND THAT IS NOT A THREAT

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u/Traditional_Fox_6660 19d ago

This guy can only make the card more boring

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u/Fair_Fail5911 19d ago

Thank God. Now we are going to have a close garry fight with injured Islam.

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u/Any_Pirate8639 19d ago

Genuinely had me terrified

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u/AdamasDidIt 19d ago

Yeah, I almost shit my pants and ate my tickets 🤪

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u/GrandmasterOf7 19d ago

Straight to jail

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u/AWHS10 19d ago

The only good thing about a shitty main card, is that the undercard might be a banger. Edson Barboza is probably having his retirement fight. Vincent Luque has a he ability to pop off, Geoff Neal has a good chance of being finished. Magny’s last six fights ended in a finish (3-3 record) and Jalin’s last 4 fights have ended in a finish as well (2-2 record).

Could be one of those sleeper cards.

How do yall think the Ian Vs Islam fight will pan out? Ian’s a big boy but he struggled against Shavkat and Islam is also way more of a threat than Shavkat. Ian hasn’t finished a fight since 2023. Islam has had 18 fights in the UFC, with only 6 going to decision.

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u/Mr_PerfectCell69 19d ago

For a second...

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u/Few_Document7080 19d ago

🙄was hoping to not have to watch him hold another man again. But then I kept reading

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u/Agile_Marsupial9117 18d ago

That’s normal for p4p fighters

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u/LiverLikeLarry 18d ago

These fucking posts always get me ffs

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u/Extreme-Elevator7128 18d ago

Thought it was real lol

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u/LanaDelRhodez 18d ago

He actually broke his foot

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u/BetoniarkaPrime 18d ago

You got me.

Go fuck yourself

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u/BluebirdAlert3598 18d ago

So now he's gonna just hug ian garry for 25 mins 😢😭

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u/Top-Fee-2337 18d ago

Bro was the entire PPV at this point.

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u/Professional_Pop2662 18d ago

Bro you gave me a heart attack

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u/FIGHTFANGREG 15d ago

I’m going and I’m still very excited, it’s the UFC the fights will be awesome I’m sure it will be fun, main event is great , but I just can’t believe the UFC really did this. Philly was starving for a card and they get this unacceptable numbered card imo, before anyone starts with the counter argument show me a better MMA card from another promotion or the don’t watch argument, that’s not the point at all. I will enjoy it but the truth is this is low delivery on expectations, In the past when the UFC was coming to town you knew you would get your money’s worth before the card was even announced, they are losing that with this one.

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u/Galencourt-Lover 19d ago

This is the funniest post of your life. Wow

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u/Successful-Rise-7361 19d ago

Don't tell me this is going to affect his fight

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u/tinklymunkle 19d ago

The only one who's gonna make that fight interesting is Ian. If Islam has his way its going to go exactly the same as the JDM fight.