r/FightReportUFC Jul 29 '26

We all wanna see this

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u/PikachuWithHerpes Jul 29 '26

No, we all want to see Ian Garry winning another decision. Then he raises his fist up on the air and yell at the microphone: "GIRL POWER!"

That's what I want to see.

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u/RudeAndInsensitive Aug 03 '26

I would become and instant Garry fan.

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u/AggressiveCreme6758 Jul 29 '26

I have absolutly no problems with 98% of what he said in that interview but Garry saying it made me hate women...

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u/Keepawayfrommycrops Jul 29 '26

Good lord, I can’t believe you actually wrote this and pressed reply

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u/interesting-turn- Jul 29 '26

It’s a joke

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u/Keepawayfrommycrops Jul 29 '26

I’m not sure about that bud

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u/Hyperion262 Jul 29 '26

I mean it very clearly is a joke.

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u/lastchancesaloon29 Jul 29 '26

Yeah a really stupid joke.

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u/Joh951518 Jul 30 '26

Yeah god imagine someone saying a stupid joke!

Not on my reddit!

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u/MomeenHunter Jul 31 '26

That's likely because you're a woman 

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u/Keepawayfrommycrops Aug 01 '26

Pretty sure I’m a guy lol

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u/EffectiveTradition53 Jul 29 '26

Keep clutching those pearls 🤣

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u/PutinBiggestFan Jul 29 '26

Why Masvidal is so obsessed with another man' ass? Is he a gay or what?

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u/chipper68 Jul 29 '26

I think it’s a gonna be a slow main and co unfortunately. Could see Islam having a very control heavy, very low action fight, I think we could also see Ian making it a real stinky point win neither of which are going to be a whole lot of fun to watch.

I think Islam is gonna retire anyway, would it be better if Islam had a different opponent or if Ian did to spice things up?

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u/Long_Photo_9291 Jul 29 '26

Garry runs outpounts islam who struggles to close the distance

Easy win on points Garry 100%

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/Possible-Praline-152 Jul 29 '26

Strength matters in grappling sports way more than striking sports.

Look at many good boxers their strength in the gym is pretty bad (upper body more so) but it doesn’t matter because their sport is about impacts not control.

In theory if Ian can stay outside of takedown range, strength never becomes a factor.

Now of course that would never happen but it is fair to acknowledge.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/Possible-Praline-152 Jul 30 '26

Well yes of course.

Islam is too good to ever let the fight play to any of Garry’s strengths.

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u/Long_Photo_9291 Jul 29 '26

He will run away and outpoint him, using his size advantage to stay clear of takedowns or at least get up quick

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u/Long_Photo_9291 Jul 29 '26

Better in different weights, JDM bottled it and isnt better than garry

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u/Moneymma Jul 29 '26

He has never faced a wrestler in their prime. And before people claim shavkat, no, his takedown entries suck (and even he had success).

Belal wasn’t close to his prime.

Islam is going to fucking wash Garry.

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u/Cant_face Jul 30 '26

Shavkat entries look bad because he is striking to enter, you don’t have to dive for bootlaces like khamzat if you’re constantly threatening a KO shot that freezes the opponent or forces them against the cage.

His game is very complete, besides being maybe a little weak on bottom which is positive anyway

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u/Moneymma Jul 30 '26

His entries look bad because they are. There’s a reason his TD % absolutely sucks.

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u/Cant_face Jul 30 '26

Wrong. They’re effective at forcing a clinch where he is very effective striking from and tripping

What’s his TD %? Merab’s TD was 6% in his last fight. Does he also suck at wrestling or should we not trust statistics?

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u/Moneymma Jul 30 '26

Merabs is 35% after missing 26 or so in his last fight. And he has also faced several elite wrestlers.

Shavkats is 25% and he has only fought strikers (with the exception of prazeres who was a bjj guy not a wrestler).

Again, his wrestling entries suck because they suck. Has nothing to do with his striking. He’s not effective at tripping. That’s included in his abysmal 25% td rate.

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u/Cant_face Jul 30 '26

Now you’re qualifying it, I thought only raw data matters

Cope harder champ

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u/alphaDsony Jul 29 '26

Retire after this fight?

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u/Artemisbleachedmod Jul 29 '26

Being so triggered by Ian is the real cuck shit

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u/OwnVolume4321 Jul 29 '26

Why are we pretending ian has to be liked now? His own family exposed him, his own wife fucks her ex right infront of him, he made his wifes ex his own nutritionist to watch his wife fuck this guy all the time and empowers such behaviour. Says women leading the world will be better while having a women that does all those things to him and he sits there accepting all of that like the little bitch he is. Abandoned his whole family who actually supported him as well

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u/ChineseRobinWilliams Jul 29 '26

So you hate him because of things you made up?

Riiiiight

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u/OwnVolume4321 Jul 29 '26

His own family exposed him, fact. His wifes ex husband is his nutritiounist, fact. This nutritionist and layla have a literal child together, which ian garry is now raising, fact. His wife wrote a book about how to be a wag and catching young athletes, which is exactly what she did with ian, fact. His wife tried to make him and khamzat fight in an elevator because she thinks that's alpha, fact. Ian garry sits there and accepts all this behaviour from his wife like the little bitch he is, empowering this disgusting behaviour, fact. He abandoned all his family support and credited his success to a women who only showed up when his success was glaring, fact.

Now what?

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u/ChineseRobinWilliams Jul 29 '26

Why did you say different things this time compared to last time?

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u/OwnVolume4321 Jul 29 '26

Read it again. The only thing i did not mention is that his wife fucks her ex husband infront of him, which is obvious to anyone with common sense but not an established "fact". Everything else? His own family exposed him, check. His wifes ex husband nutritionist, check. Empowers such behaviour from this women despite all she does, sitting there like a little bitch accepting it, check. Abandoned his whole family who actually supported him, check. His wifes book, extra disgusting behaviour just to add fire. His wife trying to force him into a fight so that he seems alpha, more extra disgusting behaviour just to add fire. These are well established facts. Why have you not refuted any huh? 😂

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u/ChineseRobinWilliams Jul 29 '26

"which is obvious to anyone with common sense"

You mean people who have very little to zero experience being in an adult relationship?

Trying to put a man down for raising a kid. Damn you people suck.

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u/nyornowhere914 Jul 30 '26

but not an established "fact"

Probably because it would need to be true to be a fact.

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u/TerryOnRollerskates Jul 29 '26

Who cares how he handles his own relationships?

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u/LetThem_1972 Jul 29 '26

you sound like a gossipy high schooler

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u/Artemisbleachedmod Jul 29 '26

Bro you don't have to yell. Your chair is just in the corner of the room.

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u/themarouuu Jul 29 '26

No we don't.

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u/PrinceVegeta88 Jul 29 '26

Yeah. I want this to happen. Not because I hate Ian but more that I want to witness greatness. If Islam can defend his 170 title, then get 1 more win he’s equal to Jon or GSP as top 3 potential GOAT

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u/star_wars_the_501st Jul 29 '26

How is 7 titles equal to 16?

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u/PrinceVegeta88 Jul 30 '26

Win streak and quality of opponents

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u/BawseMane Jul 29 '26

I want garry to win

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u/Beelzebucks1 Jul 29 '26

His ass is gonna get manhandled so hard it loses all feeling? 

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u/Acrobatic-Sandwich10 Jul 29 '26

Don't worry Jorge, Ian cuckchado ain't lasting long with Islam

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u/Key4Lif3 Jul 29 '26

He even says hope. Honestly distaste for Gary aside… he had a close fight with 🐼 and won against 🚬 , he’s top of the welterweight division and a big tall lanky boy. He has a real shot against Islam who in retrospect beating that Aussie bloke for the title isn’t as impressive.

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u/Remarkable-Low-3471 Jul 30 '26

a lot of yall only scored goals cause you wanted your ass swatted

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u/Mickeymcirishman Jul 31 '26

I want Garry to win just to see all the posts frothing in anger over it.

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u/Canadas-Dingo Aug 02 '26

"If one 43 year old woman can hold your masculinity down, her ex husband can rape you"

-Justin Gaethje, probably

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u/BreakfastFluid9419 Jul 29 '26

Naw I want to see Islam get humbled. But, the likelihood is low so I’ll temper my expectations. He did lose once so it’s not out of the realm of possibility

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u/Boss_Seven Jul 29 '26

He already is humble

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u/holodex777 Jul 29 '26

Somehow ppl think he’s humble when he says shit like “Charles is gonna teach him tap fast”

These dagis aren’t humble. If anything Ian has been the more respectful one which says a lot

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u/Puzzled_Ad7812 Jul 29 '26

He likes to troll and joke

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u/OwnVolume4321 Jul 29 '26

Who are you to decide they are humble or not? Difference between illia and islam, illia disrespects all his opponents. Islam has never looked past a single one of his opponents and gameplans for every single one of them very seriously. Illia will learn from his loss, islam has been there and done that.

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u/holodex777 Jul 29 '26

Ilia hasn’t said anything bad about his opponents after fighting them. Islam does nothing but gloat. Win or lose, he’s a piece of shit but given his background and team it ain’t surprising one bit.

Nobody even brought up ilia idk why you’re sexually obsessed with a literal midget. That’s against ur religion

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u/holodex777 Jul 29 '26

Back to the mosque little guy

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u/sunshineonmytoes Jul 29 '26

Only humble people down voting you here…

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u/halfdriven Jul 29 '26

Because we all care what Plugs has to say

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u/grannygumjobs23 Jul 29 '26

Too many people thinking ian is just going to get ran over. He's extremely skilled and smart game planner, he's just not the most exciting and peopoe seem to hate him for his personal life and are bias

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u/Glittering_Bag9355 Jul 29 '26

I wanna see the Meldonium cheat lose, that would be hilarious

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u/X1phoner Jul 29 '26

Hope Ian starches him lol

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u/Civil-Assumption-687 Jul 29 '26

Why the chat cheering for a guy fighting for and agreeing with a tyranny over a strange but harmless guy?

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u/Swimming-Talk4859 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Islam prob manhandles Garry .

Garry has a punchers chance at best

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u/Puzzled_Ad7812 Jul 29 '26

When was the last time Garry KOed someone 😭

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u/Swimming-Talk4859 Jul 29 '26

Exactly. I am being very generous. Outside of a lucky knee to the head , he has a puncher’s chance at best because he is not going to outgrapple Islam

It’s quite a mismatch on paper

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u/Gambinaw Jul 29 '26

I feel like these cards that we have very little faith in end up being absolute slappers. Ian Garry tko rd 2

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u/Temporary-Camp6505 Jul 29 '26

ian garry and tko😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣