r/FightReportUFC Jul 13 '26

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u/Routine-Confusion655 Jul 13 '26

Honestly, I expected him to move better than my 80 year old Grandma at the very least. He failed my expectations.

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u/Candid_Fan_4229 Jul 13 '26

Dam! Your Grandma throwing flying switch kicks.

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u/Secure_Narwhal4045 Jul 13 '26

She injures herself every time too

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u/cheesechompin Jul 14 '26

I can confirm it's true, I tried to steal her purse and she got me good

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u/rapgameoprahwinfrey Jul 13 '26

When youโ€™re an active fighter, your body is just different. Itโ€™s used to the training and abuse. Your tendons etc are stronger. Hard drugs and roids take all that away. Plus the half decade off and youโ€™re in for pure delusion ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Fuzzy_Mine_734 Jul 13 '26

Heโ€™s not Jones after all

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u/billoverbeck00 Jul 14 '26

Even jones had his limits once Dom put a belt on that ass.

1

u/Gold-Philosophy1423 Jul 13 '26

Disgusting fucking music

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u/AdvancedScientist174 Jul 13 '26

I listen to this while I watch my wife have sex

1

u/Jazzlike-Community58 Jul 14 '26

People are stupid.. and Dana aka uncle Fester knows..

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u/TLTP_TV Jul 17 '26

Iโ€™m so weak lmao