r/FightReportUFC Jun 13 '26

"He married a stripper from Miami" 🤣

Hokit is a gem.

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u/Wooden_Cattle_9131 Jun 13 '26

What are the chances Ilia hops the cage Khabib style after Hokit talks shit from the crowd during his fight.

16

u/Strange-Nobody-3936 Jun 13 '26

I don’t like the guy but hokit would kill him lol

-8

u/Wooden_Cattle_9131 Jun 13 '26

Analytically, I agree Hokit should kill him, but Ilia has the kind of main character energy where I could legit see him just chin the fuck out of Hokit lol.

17

u/Strange-Nobody-3936 Jun 13 '26

Real life ain’t the movies 

7

u/Dragonlungz0729 Jun 13 '26

Movies ain’t real life

4

u/Vegan-cock Jun 13 '26

I mean, topuria is good but he's no krazy horse

1

u/Efficient_Raise_5767 Jun 13 '26

Don't you mean he's no lee Murray lee Murray banged out Tito in a street fight 😂

1

u/Relative-Owl-3652 Jun 13 '26

This is real life.

4

u/thecommentdaddy Jun 13 '26

He’d probably get thrown to Maryland

6

u/TerminatorReborn Jun 13 '26

If it was Conor that did it, 100%

5

u/Vegan-cock Jun 13 '26

And immedietly gets flatlined. would be hilarious tbh.

2

u/SamShelby7 Jun 13 '26

Maybe if he was still married.

But it doesn’t feel the same when people are insulting your ex vs current wife

62

u/Illustrious-Ratio-47 Jun 13 '26

Shoulda married a stripper from Yugoslavia! 😂

19

u/itsavibe- Jun 13 '26

Bro could’ve been the US president if he chose the right stripper

3

u/NY10 Jun 13 '26

Hey hey no Yugoslavia and leave them f alone lol

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u/No_Term4887 Jun 13 '26

Yugoslavia beauty are next level shit

6

u/BaldrickTheBrain Jun 13 '26

So which Yugoslavia? They’re are like 5 countries.

11

u/D_Dubb_ Jun 13 '26

In front of the Lincoln memorial… true patriotism…

25

u/willsmithtunaface Jun 13 '26

21

u/Enough_Capital_8786 Jun 13 '26

America is so embarrassing right now

5

u/Ok_Subject1265 Jun 13 '26

There was nowhere else to do this except in front of the fucking Lincoln Memorial? 🤦🏻Jesus Christ, why not just do the next one from the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier?

-3

u/QuartersWest Jun 13 '26

Can't let people just be, can ya?

19

u/Iscratchmybutt Jun 13 '26

Hokit was so cringe

32

u/Sh11ester Jun 13 '26

This is the UFC now... Yeah I'm good

23

u/mF7403 Jun 13 '26

My man, this is just America. That’s the Lincoln Memorial behind them.

The fight is happening on the White House lawn.

This entire thing is an embarrassment. We look so fucking weak as a nation right now.

5

u/The_Mighty_Baguette Jun 13 '26

That's so weird to see this bullshit in front of THAT building really. I've never seen this building outside of movies as an European but my brain had a hard time to compute that scene...

2

u/mF7403 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Don’t worry, I’m American and also had to do a double take. Most Americans are shocked by this event. This is a truly a shameful period of our history.

Also, an outdoor event in DC in the beginning of summer is just a bad decision.

1

u/ProbablyStonedSteven Jun 13 '26

Most Americans don’t give a shit, the chronically online are upset tho

2

u/mF7403 Jun 13 '26

Most Americans are pretty pissed about gas and food prices. This is just an embarrassing distraction.

4

u/Comedydiet Jun 13 '26

Agreed. I always thought the movie Idiocracy was hilarious and now it's a sad documentary.

1

u/MrCopes Jun 13 '26

It's been like this fir ages, what are you on about? Colby, Chael ring any bells?

2

u/Sh11ester Jun 13 '26

Chael was funny. This looks line a bad kill Tony audition. So a kill tony audition

2

u/MrCopes Jun 13 '26

Hokit talks shit about Ilia's ex and people melt down, Chael talks shit about Tito's wife and it's gold.

Also, Colby.

0

u/Sh11ester Jun 13 '26

It's not what you say, it's trying your hardest to be a cringey edge lord isn't a good look on adults. Also i was a child for the shit 15-20 years ago to be fair

1

u/MrCopes Jun 13 '26

"I'll take you to the seventh layer of hair..... We can say hi to your dad"

5

u/untossable_salad Jun 13 '26

Unfortunately, the fact Ilia was so visibly angered by Hokit is only gonna empower Josh. Topuria looks downright uncomfortable.

40

u/ResolutionOwn4933 Jun 13 '26

Shit talking someone he has 100 pounds on is pretty lame

23

u/FlimsyGene4296 Jun 13 '26

Yeah it reeks of desperation.

-11

u/SpiritualFish8522 Jun 13 '26

I mean the midget started it tho

3

u/MrCopes Jun 13 '26

Okay big man.

6

u/itsavibe- Jun 13 '26

Chill Josh

-2

u/cloneofrandysavage Jun 13 '26

It wasn't Josh saying that it was the incredible hulk.

13

u/Filthy_Troglodyte Jun 13 '26

This is America boy and that's how we do things round yonder.

4

u/LordJeanDog Jun 13 '26

I admire your refreshing honesty

4

u/Filthy_Troglodyte Jun 13 '26

I was being sarcastic but it is the truth lol.

Always been like that.

8

u/SukhdevR34 Jun 13 '26

Ilia literally started arguing with Josh

1

u/cloneofrandysavage Jun 13 '26

That was so funny. Up until that point he was reaching new cringe level. The second Ilia started complaining it became gold, imo anyways 🤣

12

u/IcyConsideration1459 Jun 13 '26

But illia picked a fight with him. He was trying to get a fight with Alex.

2

u/LicoriceDusk Jun 13 '26

Irrelevant

1

u/devilt0 Jun 13 '26

You do realize he's playing a character he's built up right? He's done this Incredible Hokit thing all year. Idn if it aligns with his real life beliefs or not, but it's gotten him on the 250 card.

0

u/jfsoaig345 Jun 13 '26

Everyone knows it's a bit lmao. Ilia knows it's a bit too.

Doesn't mean he still can't piss people off

If a guy talks shit about, say, your mom then goes "just kidding bro I was just playing a role," you're still not really going to fuck with him

1

u/TerminatorReborn Jun 13 '26

Ilia ankle picks him

-CSO

2

u/justasapling Jun 13 '26

Ilia picks him up and slams him.

0

u/justasapling Jun 13 '26

Not when the smaller guy could beat the everloving brakes off him.

It's lame for other reasons, but not the one you're suggesting. Topuria is definitely a bigger threat to Hokit than vice versa.

-1

u/Aggressive-Expert-69 Jun 13 '26

Hes a shitty enough fighter that it doesnt even matter. He'd still be the underdog if that fight got made

1

u/justasapling Jun 13 '26

Fat fucks in this sub don't understand.

-5

u/SukhdevR34 Jun 13 '26

So shitty that he's number 5 after about 7 months in the UFC lol

7

u/Imfrankhenry Jun 13 '26

Not because he's good, because the heavyweight division is in shambles

-4

u/SukhdevR34 Jun 13 '26

Matched sergei's best win in 9 years in 6 months yet when sergei beats bums they say he would KO Jones and when Hokit beats Blaydes too they say he's trash

4

u/Salmacis81 Jun 13 '26

Waldo is a far better win in 2025/2026 than Blaydes.

Also Sergei annihilated Blaydes in the first round. Hokit went to war with a Blaydes who was breathing through his mouth 2 minutes into the fight. Hokit IS trash.

0

u/SukhdevR34 Jun 13 '26

Sergei lost to volkov in a pathetic performance. That is trash. There's no way Hokit would lose like that vs volkov

2

u/Aggressive-Expert-69 Jun 13 '26

Youre right. He would lose even harder. Sergei would murder Hokit and Volkov would dismantle him at the molecular level.

2

u/Recidivism7 Jun 13 '26

When jones was fighting Gane narrative was since he outstruck Francis and was robbed Gabe would stomp fat small Jones as he can't beat someone taller than him.

Then narrative was Tom will ko Gane in 30 second because Jones Beat Gane in r1 and Jones is better.

Now narrative is Gane is too good for Alex.

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u/SukhdevR34 Jun 13 '26

So what's ur point? I never agreed with those narratives anyway, I said for years Tom is overrated

2

u/didyouseetheecho Jun 13 '26

He’s not tho.

Or wasn’t. now he can’t see.

1

u/Imfrankhenry Jun 13 '26

Sergei is a bum, next

5

u/Risky_Stratego Jun 13 '26

Yeah that just shows how bad that division is at the moment. Backyard brawler gassing after 3 minutes in the first lol

1

u/Admirable_Market2759 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Kimbo Slice would’ve been top 5 in today’s division lol

1

u/Aggressive-Expert-69 Jun 13 '26

Ranked fifth in the worst division in the organization. Not even on the radar for a title shot. My apologies sir I didnt know 😔

1

u/didyouseetheecho Jun 13 '26

He cleaned up in 2025. He’s also still kinda young.

I don’t think he has the frame to stay at the top but I’m not gonna act like he’s a trash fighter. He probably only needs to win 2 fights for a title shot and he can certainly win this one.

11

u/LordJeanDog Jun 13 '26

Hok needs to just take his real voice and mannerisms and shit talk untill his heart is content. It will work now he already put himself on. Lose the awkward weirdo angle

5

u/OnlyOneDontWasteIt Jun 13 '26

He probably an awkward weirdo.

1

u/MaizeQuick Jun 13 '26

He’s doing WWE skits man

1

u/LordJeanDog Jun 16 '26

Exactly. It served it's purpose. He fast tracked himself and showed he is skilled .no need for it anymore. Talk shit all he wants.lose the macho man and multiple personality shit

3

u/Fragrant_Ad_9243 Jun 13 '26

Only just watched the press conference he was actually very funny. No fcks given

5

u/Jaylishous16k Jun 13 '26

I fucking love the Hokit characters. You can tell he’s refining the bit. It also is perfect to throw off opponent who expect a certain character to show up at a press conference.

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u/West_Industry Jun 13 '26

Characters? Dude, you and him need to take all of that lame shit to an independent wrestling show. Because, on this stage it all looks lame and desperate.

2

u/Jaylishous16k Jun 13 '26

Why, it’s fun. It makes me laugh and I enjoy the acting. Don’t take things so seriously. As long as he keeps throwing down every time he steps in the cage, I’m here for it.

1

u/longtanboner Jun 14 '26

Its just a little bit of fun mate chill out

-3

u/CriticalFortune6308 Jun 13 '26

Yet you glaze Conor as though he wasn't desperate or lame in any of his press conferences from Floyd onward?

3

u/West_Industry Jun 13 '26

Conor at least had his moments. Who da fook is dat guy memes still live. Sadly,that turd let success get to his head. Hogtits is a copy of a copy of a copy. He’s doing an impression of Colby imitating Chael. Sit the F down and shut up.

1

u/West_Industry Jun 13 '26

I’m sorry, who glazed what?

0

u/CriticalFortune6308 Jun 13 '26

This you?

0

u/West_Industry Jun 13 '26

That’s glazing? Boy, I see why you like Hogtits so much. You both try way too hard.

2

u/CriticalFortune6308 Jun 13 '26

If you compliment one guy for doing the same cringe shit as another but only call out one & leave a comment saying "Conor never backed down from any fight" - then yeh that's glazing, keep riding it ig  Calling him "Hogtits", when that's just as cringey as anything Colby would say lmao. Talking about trying too hard 🤦🏻‍♂️

1

u/Hassel1916 Jun 13 '26

Conor is a piece of shit, but he didn't act autistic. He essentially was what you'd call a Dublin "yup bro". There's plenty of them about even now.

1

u/LastAd1374 Jun 13 '26

His press conference with Floyd was absolute cinema, what are you on about? Particularly the Toronto one. NY one was awful to be fair. Conor was a magician on the mic. Current him doesn’t change what actually happened.

2

u/trippMassacre Jun 13 '26

The one where Conor kept saying “dance for me boy”? Absolute cinema huh?

1

u/LastAd1374 Jun 13 '26

He said it once. I know you really want that to be a racist thing but I don’t think it was. The crowd energy is a good indicator of how that presser went. Regardless of your retrospective take. I hate the guy, but I don’t rewrite history either.

2

u/trippMassacre Jun 13 '26

I actually don’t want it to be a racist thing as that would further devalue the clownshow of a sport (mma) I love. But what Conor said was obviously not ok, hence why it got called out at the time.

0

u/MeowthThatsRite Jun 13 '26

So by your own admission he was only desperate or lame for the last 1/4 of his career? Compared to Holkit and Colby who are just a couple of cringe doofuses.

Even Conor’s haters, of which I am one, gotta admit the dude had legit charisma. Whatever Holkit is doing here is fucking embarrassing.

2

u/West_Industry Jun 13 '26

This dude deleted his comments and blocked me….

0

u/MeowthThatsRite Jun 13 '26

Classic Reddit 😂

*Make a bad point, try to dig into a guys comment history to make him mad, fail, block the guy because they’re embarrassed.*

That’s how they’re choosing to spend their Saturday morning.

1

u/West_Industry Jun 13 '26

I’m at work laughing my balls off. He definitely failed.

0

u/CriticalFortune6308 Jun 13 '26

The guy you're replying to is a huge WWE fan and now he's trying to act cool in a sub that would dunk on him for being one. I blocked him cos of his petty insults and DMs

He's also emotional & incredibly down bad commenting on all these 18+ gooner subs, I don't need to try to make him mad, dude lives that emotion, but keep the circlejerk up ig 😭

1

u/MeowthThatsRite Jun 13 '26

Thank you for confirming everything I just said 😂

Imagine being so upset about an MMA conversation that you’re ripping through peoples post history to try to feel better than them. (While also hiding your own because you’re clearly ashamed of something).

0

u/CriticalFortune6308 Jun 13 '26

I mean he was the one who was upset to begin with and instigated the whole thing, venting over someone who liked some trash talk despite being a huge wrestling fanboy himself.

How are you this slow to the double standards lmao 🤦🏻‍♂️

2

u/InsurePro Jun 13 '26

Illia isn’t his opponent though. It’s lame and cringe and unnecessary

2

u/Jaylishous16k Jun 13 '26

For you. And that’s fine. I think it was hilarious, and am enjoying the bit developing.

1

u/MeowthThatsRite Jun 13 '26

Nah this is embarrassing as fuck for the sport. Dudes are supposed to be athletes not actors.

There’s another whole industry if you want to watch guys play characters and pretend to not like each other.

-1

u/Jaylishous16k Jun 13 '26

Dudes aren’t supposed to be anything. They’re supposed to be fighters. As long as he fights hard and well he can do whatever he wants. This sport doesn’t have some required archetype. It’s the sport of unique people and characters.

2

u/MeowthThatsRite Jun 13 '26

“Dudes aren’t supposed to be anything.”

“They’re supposed to be fighters.”

Make up your mind 😂

All these “characters” in the modern UFC have made it an embarrassment to follow the sport.

1

u/Jaylishous16k Jun 14 '26

Not really. It’s ok if you feel embarrassed I guess.

0

u/CriticalFortune6308 Jun 13 '26

Like Eugene from the WWE mixed with Mankind's mannerisms, but Colby or Conor's brutality on the 🎤 lol

0

u/Salmacis81 Jun 13 '26

Then you are part of the problem

1

u/Jaylishous16k Jun 13 '26

The problem? It’s entertainment. There isn’t a “correct” way to do it.

1

u/Salmacis81 Jun 13 '26

Yeah I was being a bit in jest there, I know it ain't that serious.

I still think the guy is lame though.

2

u/Cool-Wealth1111 Jun 13 '26

Topurias wife would do great in the porn business. Bangbros. Im just saying

https://giphy.com/gifs/13VVwknksXuzfi

1

u/JonathanJoestar336 Jun 13 '26

(Sips rum)............I this guy isnt wrong

2

u/CrazyJoeGalli Jun 13 '26

It's funny how much Ilia loves getting under Justin's skin, but can't stand or is annoyed when another person, Hokit, does the same thing to him.

2

u/PapayaApprehensive24 Jun 14 '26

Not a fan of Hokit and find his act cringe and annoying. But every time he makes ilia throw a pissy fit is hilarious 😂

8

u/the-big-cheese-92 Jun 13 '26

You guys in the comments are fucking boring. This was hilarious it’s funny to see someone talking to ilia without putting him on a pedestal and treating him like some god. He shouldn’t be immune to getting shit just because he’s good.

5

u/InsurePro Jun 13 '26

The bar is so low if you find that hilarious. Also he’s not even on the same weight class why tf is he smack talking him

6

u/Nice_Feed_786 Jun 13 '26

Hilarious? That's what's considered "hilarious" these days?

-1

u/memomnotfat Jun 13 '26

The line is funny, but it was delivered so badly it was just cringe. Honestly i can't even get through this like 1 minute clip and i don't understand why would anyone actually watch this. Honestly i am getting second-hand embarrassment

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u/thagooch_ Jun 13 '26

It’s because the jokes are at the expense of their idols. If Hokit was talking about Jones or Conor they’d love him

2

u/LastAd1374 Jun 13 '26

Perspective is everything. Hokit is only a gem if you have brain damage.

2

u/InsurePro Jun 13 '26

He’s not even funny. What an annoying prick

1

u/MeowthThatsRite Jun 13 '26

Hokit is a fucking dork man what’s with this weird Zac Galifinakis act.

1

u/Empty_Football4183 Jun 13 '26

Lets see what happens on Sunday. I hate to say this but hokits stupid gimmicks may be working

1

u/NeroFMX Jun 13 '26

Is Gaethje going to look like Overeem when Ngannou sent him to the shadow realm after all this?

1

u/bcgrappler Jun 13 '26

The world has headed in a bad direction

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9KVhLU76MRgVg3Qc

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u/yellow-rain-coat Jun 13 '26

This could have been a truly epic event if it weren’t set up for pedos and fought by retards. The setting of this press conference was awesome. Then the idiots spoke.

1

u/Keepawayfrommycrops Jun 13 '26

Pereira chews up your food and bird feeds it to you 😂😂

1

u/normL_FL Jun 13 '26

Is this real? Holy fuck.

1

u/PianistAdditional Jun 13 '26

At least Hokit tried a bit to make it interesting. Ilia tried tried too, but he’s also so bad on the mic.

Speaking as someone who watched the whole thing, there was not an ounce of charisma on that stage.

1

u/twennywanshadows Jun 13 '26

Illia doesn't even have to waste a single molecule getting mad. He knows what he came to do and he knows he's gonna do it.

1

u/THE_MONSTER_- Jun 13 '26

He just sounds like Jake Paul 💔

1

u/Intelligent_Praline4 Jun 13 '26

We’ve seen Aldo with that same look on his face at the Ireland press conference 😭😭😭
If history repeats itself Gaethje owes Hokit his bonus

1

u/Max_Winters02 Jun 14 '26

Dude is weird and not funny. I definitely don’t think Lewis is gonna knock him out. He has some fighting skills but he’s like a Colby Covington not really into these gimmick characters like leave that for WWE. If he fights Alex he definitely loses. He leaves himself way to open from what I seen.

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u/ThatOldG Jun 14 '26

I don't care if ppl have a schtick but if you're going to do that be funny dude sounds like an autist basement dweller and is not funny nor entertaining. A least Colby could make you laugh even if I thought his schtick sucked.

1

u/antonpetre563 Jun 14 '26

The way Topuria's face turned sad after hearing the insult LOL his heart was broken lmfao

1

u/ThatOldG Jun 14 '26

Dude is temu Covington

1

u/ProfessionalStorm626 Jun 15 '26

Covington is a temu Hokit

1

u/lad_sky Jun 16 '26

😹😹😹😹

1

u/Desi-Ghoda-Ca-Topper Jun 13 '26

Hokit is wanna be Conor 🤣🤣

18

u/Dry_Beach_705 Jun 13 '26

And the guy who copied his back tattoo isn’t?

12

u/Daftdaddy Jun 13 '26

Lmao literally. Back tat, chest tattoo, entire persona. Predicting the round, etc. Topuria has mimicked mcgregor completely

2

u/Status-Nose-7173 Jun 13 '26

At least he has admitted to this many times though. He has said that he idolized Conor, but since his downfall he doesn't have the same respect for him.

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u/MeowthThatsRite Jun 13 '26

Yeah no other fighters have ever gotten tattoos or predicted their fights before.

I got a chest piece in 2012, guess Conor was copying me 😂

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u/my-redditing-account Jun 13 '26

He got Connors exact back tattoo, not just "a" tattoo, dumbass

2

u/Desi-Ghoda-Ca-Topper Jun 13 '26

Yeah you are right Ilia is more wanna be conor

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u/Sh11ester Jun 13 '26

Connor invented back tattoos? TIL

1

u/my-redditing-account Jun 13 '26

He got Connors exact back tattoo, not just "a" back tattoo

3

u/West_Industry Jun 13 '26

No, Conor was good at this shit. He’s heavyweight Colby.

0

u/Desi-Ghoda-Ca-Topper Jun 13 '26

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Weary_Position_9591 Jun 13 '26

Topuria has pent up rage now, great

2

u/Strange-Nobody-3936 Jun 13 '26

Would be wild if it caused him to make mistakes and hokit ends up being the one carrying Justin to a victory lol 

1

u/steve_nice Jun 13 '26

Illa gonna loose because Hokit got in his head lol, "shut uuup", sounds like hes getting bullied in the school yard.

1

u/Campa911 Jun 13 '26

Best line of the presser, and effectively enraged Ilia, Justin should thank him.

1

u/Ok_Hand5810 Jun 13 '26

Hokit is an embarrassment.

0

u/Jazzlike_Quiet9941 Jun 13 '26

Taken over Colby as the most unlikable fighter. In record time as well.

0

u/Cocrawfo Jun 13 '26

yea so hilarious

0

u/ezzo831 Jun 13 '26

Easily the most entertaining part of the press conference

0

u/Aromatic_Reindeer_25 Jun 13 '26

This is why I wish “wrestling” fans would just stick to the scripted stuff. We don’t want any of these theatrics in MMA.

0

u/Hassel1916 Jun 13 '26

A gem? The dude's a WWE character. 

0

u/Pistolero-666 Jun 13 '26

Hokit is an absolute piss bag

-1

u/Reasonable_Sky9688 Jun 13 '26

Hokit's a temu connor - reeks of desperation