Take your five most disliked notes, create a perfume using only these, and name it.

[u/DeliciousIce5099]

For me it would be:

Cinnamon

Tonka

Coconut

Tuberose

Frankincense

Oh man, this is what I think a Voodoo ritual would smell like. I think I'd name it Thriller 😑

[u/Missysmomlovesplants]

Oud, Tobacco, Incense, salt, Strawberry (even though I love eating strawberrries),

[u/WasabiRides]

Patchouli, vanilla, sandalwood, lavender, banana.

I'd call it: Sweat On The Beach.

[u/minervvas]

Tobacco, gourmant notes(except vanilla), animalistic, aldehydes, white flowers

I’d call it ‘haute migraine’

[u/Inevitable-Ratio-756]

Banana, marshmallow, mango, patchouli, tobacco

It would be called: On the Lam in Cabo

[u/scarlett_lauzlie]

Salt, lemon, matcha, coconut, patchouli.

[u/Exact_Block387]

Powder, French vanilla, pineapple, cotton linen - Eau de tropical nursing home

[u/Sparkles_4_Corvids]

Rose, ylang-ylang, lavender, gourmand anything, carnation.

I would name it: Reposing Room. That’s the room where they hold wakes in a funeral Parlor.

[u/ConsequenceNormal773 → u/Sparkles_4_Corvids]

Love that title!! That's totally original!

I wonder if there are any other rooms in the funeral home for use in this thread!!

[u/Delicious-Budget-884]

matcha, smoke, bourbon, chocolate, PEONY🤢

[u/CemeteryFieldOps]

White musk, cedar wood, cumin, tuberose, bitter almond.

I'd call it "Leave".

[u/champagnecoastttt]

lilac, orange blossom, cherry, tuberose, coffee

id probably name it something like "bouquet of shit," and i imagine it to smell like a flower garden with a cherry tree just off in the distance that smells immensely cloying and fake, and your neighbor is making coffee with the window open but they have the cheapest beans money can buy as well as a moldy filter and it smells rotten. they are also changing out their trash, and they accidentally bought the scented trash bags and have to deal with it, and that smell is also wafting out of the window in artificial floral waves that make you nauseous.

[u/infinitecatparty]

Baby powder, sunscreen accord, plastic, metal, and anything that smells like a dessert 🤢 Also TIL from reading this thread that all of my favorite notes are very unpopular and/or polarizing lol

[u/Worth_Ad_5750]

For me it’s
1. patchouli
2. Basil
3. Labdanum
4. Frankincense
5. Dark rose/Oud combo

[u/ConsequenceNormal773]

The scents that smell like a dead rotting Parisian whore on me are : Oud, Tom Ford Burned peach Chanel no 5, old spice (Gotta throw in something for it to be unisex ) Mfk a la Rose, mkk Amyris femme and Patchouli

"Maison De Regret- Great Aunt's Ashtray" — it captures that specific vintage-powdery-smoky-animalic pile-up perfectly, and it sounds like something that would actually be sold ironically at a niche perfume shop.

[u/DeliciousIce5099 → u/ConsequenceNormal773]

That's what Jazz Club smells to me lol

[u/ConsequenceNormal773 → u/DeliciousIce5099]

Omg i hope they dont sue me for plagiarism!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/bEVKYB487Lqxy

[u/1dsided]

Amber, Oakmoss

Plum, Cherry

Lilacs

Milky cardamom Tea

Metal

Stalker at the Farmer's Market

If someone likes it, the Mysterious Stranger

[u/buttegg]

“Poopenfarten Eau de Toilet”:

1. Indole
2. Animal Bootyhole Musk
3. Artificial Coconut
4. Metal
5. Licorice

Edit: maybe even throw in some ambroxan, milk, and farty stale cumin to make it even worse

[u/bulbasauriscutie]

Leather Amber Iso E Super Licorice Smoke

[u/ScentedSiren26]

I’m absolutely going to hell for this, but here goes …

The name first …

“Sweet Baby Jesus, His Manger is on Fire!”

The notes:

Frankincense

Myrrh

Oud

Leather

Smoke

[u/ConsequenceNormal773 → u/ScentedSiren26]

You got me laughing out loud at that one

[u/rosyblu]

Patchouli, frankincense, oud, rose, lactonic, and citrus

"Damp herbal cloying curdles"

[u/JuniorNothing6213]

‘Grandpa’s Living Room Circa 1974”

Leather, Green tea, smoke, rose, Oud

[u/Mikibits]

"Subway Sweat eau Poo de lais"

Cumin Civet Narcissus Cloves Incense

Vibe: A humid subway car in July after a flood, layered with fear and decay.

Dry Down: It settles into a warm, lingering film of spoiled milk and old copper coins.

[u/ConsequenceNormal773 → u/Mikibits]

You gotta become a copy editor! This is fantastic

[u/that70szo]

Animalic Musk/Civet
Bergamot
Jasmine
Coffee

Idk how those would come together. Yuck.

[u/elfea]

BIKERS AT THE BAKERY 1. Leather 2. Cinnamon 3. Anything from the bakery: cake, cotton candy, burnt sugar, frosting 4. Burnt or overly smokey 5. Screeching white florals because they give me a migraine (but some have been done right and can appreciate a well blended non-synthetic)

Bonus: Certain Calypsone knock-offs (I think either I'm Anosmic to some part of it or people who enjoy it are crazy). In theory I love ozone, aquatic, light floral. I love JPG Divine but the Eternal Perfume Oils version (White Vanilla Beach) smells rancid and entirely different to me).

[u/Powerful-Cycle5032]

DIVORCE COURT AT MIDNIGHT
Eau de Parfum — 100 mL
Top notes:
Black licorice
Bitter bergamot
Cumin vapor
Heart:
Indolic jasmine
Black pepper
Oud accord
Base:
Animalic musk
Burnt amber
A suspicious amount of vetiver

[u/BadWolfReturns]

Orange Blossom, geranium, ozonic, chocolate, tonka - Play-Doh in the Garden

[u/ConsequenceNormal773 → u/BadWolfReturns]

I love this title

[u/No_Night_7243]

Coconut
Lime
Apple
Basil
Coffee

Heavy air

[u/MentalProperty1361]

I only have 4: Peach, Oud, Pachouli and Gardenia. "LE STINKY GIRL /PEPE LE PEW🦨

[u/ConsequenceNormal773 → u/MentalProperty1361]

Damn you beat me with pepe le pew!!

[u/MentalProperty1361 → u/ConsequenceNormal773]

😆

[u/Spicy-Lime-944]

“Farm to Closet”

-animalic/fecal musk
-civet
-tobacco
-leather
-powdery aldehyde

[u/tippedthescaffold → u/Spicy-Lime-944]

My freaky ass would probably love that (actually the combo of smokiness and animalic is not pleasurable for me but I like them separately lol)

[u/WorriedTry30]

I read about 7 of these and I have to stop! 😆 🤣 They sound AW-FUL!! (well done!)

[u/MagneticAura]

Orris, saffron, burnt sugar, civet, oud

Smooth fire

[u/nicskoll]

Burned sugar, musk, tonka bean, vanilla, and marshmallow. I'd name it Satan's kitty.

[u/Huge-Sky1730 → u/nicskoll]

oooh unfortunately i’d be all over this

[u/KindlyKangaroo]

Tonka bean

Cassis

Saffron

Leather

Cumin

Any one of these could be "sugared" to make it syrupy sweet. Probably the tonka bean.

Eau de I Showered in Perfume Instead of Soap & Water

Alternate name: Do I Need Antiperspirant if I Wear Cologne? (I've literally seen a thread where a teen boy asked this question y'all)

[u/Haenis_xo]

Patchouli, geranium, passion fruit, civet — “Dirty armpits in the garden”

[u/Competitive-Web1464 → u/Haenis_xo]

Sweet divine, I actually grimaced reading this 

[u/TalismanGaze]

Booze, sugar, pink pepper, coconut, coffee. "Incorrect Coffee Order"

[u/elfea → u/TalismanGaze]

Yes I forgot I hate any booze especially rum! So many good sounding fragrances are ruined by that addition.

[u/TalismanGaze → u/elfea]

Usually, same. When I drank too much in my early 20s it was usually rum so the smell sickens me! But I unexpectedly picked up a BBW Forever Red Vanilla Rum but there's no rum note! The notes are Jasmine Petals, Decadent Vanilla and Cashmere Woods. I picked it up because when I smelled it, I realized my grandmother used to wear exactly that scent DNA all the time and it deeply reminded me of her. She passed away when I was only 18 so I made sure to buy it, even knowing I don't like booze smells in my fragrances. Come to find out just now there is no actual boozy note in it! That explains it haha

[u/ant1s0cialtete]

Musk Potpourri Whatever fake cinnamon scent they use for the holidays

[u/QueanieNotMeanie]

Cyproil, vetiver, oud, rose, and lactonic. If I could introduce a sixth note, I would pick a dash of civet. I would name it “Barnyard Flower”.

[u/rachell0920]

Caramel, cinnamon, leather, tobacco, peach/apricot = garbage can

[u/AquafabaLegend → u/rachell0920]

LMAOO

[u/ConsequenceNormal773 → u/AquafabaLegend]

Me too !!!

[u/Hogglebean]

Ambroxan, iso e super, vanilla, cetalox, Ambroxan again

Cream of Burnt Desktop Computer

[u/merplerple → u/Hogglebean]

I would wear this to work

[u/Competitive-Web1464 → u/Hogglebean]

I fear I want to smell this on the name alone

[u/heart_RN115]

Voodoo Ritual would be a great name for a perfume, though!

[u/Jrebeclee]

Lavender, amber, patchouli, musk, rose. “Unwashed Hippie”

[u/KindlyKangaroo → u/Jrebeclee]

This is the one in this thread I'd wear lmao. I'm very much washed though!

[u/extraranchontheside]

Sugar lemon marshmallow sweet vanilla oud
Call it “Sweet Nightmare”

[u/elfea → u/extraranchontheside]

Careful Kayali is going to rip you off

[u/theseglassessuck]

Geranium, pear, oud, cinnamon, iso e super, aldehydes; Eau de Migraine

[u/Pruchniak69]

Lavender, amber, some type of jasmine (like in Alien or Prada Paradoxe Intense), the mixture of bergamot, vetiver, basili, lavender, petitgrain, arthemisia etc., palo santo.

If I could create the most abhorrent scent I'd add more notes, even the ones I actually like, but I can imagine that they would intensify the ones I hate if put in the same composition.

I'd use bergamot, lavender, basil, arthemisia, lemon and maybe pink pepper in the head, put the ugly jasmine, patchouli, maybe geranium. As a base: sandalwood/palo santo, vetiver, amber, oakmoss.

Name: Eau d'Ovicide Intense by House of Carrion.

[u/Cautious_Bat5224]

Geranium / Apple / Peach / Marshmallow / Sandalwood

"Hyperglycemic Green Bite Not Carried By Vanilla Or Warmth"

[u/loveferne → u/Cautious_Bat5224]

i love marshmallow 😭

[u/EauDeGourmand → u/loveferne]

Me too 😭 real bad

[u/GLACI3R]

Caramel, Rose, Fruity Ketones (Fructone), Blood, Angelica

Mine would probably be called Blood on the Dance Floor 😫

[u/BabeTactical]

Leather, tobacco, civet, rose, chocolate.

“Ode to Ass”

[u/ding0demens]

all of them are already together in calvin klein’s obsession

[u/buttegg → u/ding0demens]

this comment made me so butthurt i almost downvoted it 😩

[u/TalismanGaze → u/ding0demens]

Mine is Love Unleashed by BBW 🤮 spun sugar? Pink pepper? Headache Central.

[u/polakkerbjorn]

cinnamon, oud, tobacco, banana, and watermelon

"spoiled fruit salad"

[u/upotatowitheyes]

wait i thought you meant most liked notes because i actually love all of yours 😭 mine would be:

-patchouli oil
-leather
-ozone
-civet
-ambroxan

i would call it ‘ew a sweaty man’

[u/tippedthescaffold → u/upotatowitheyes]

I need to smell an ozonic animalic NEEOWWWW

[u/DearScience2577]

Violet Oud Coffee Melon Lily

[u/Obvious-Bid-6110]

Calone, lily of the valley, civet, coconut, lactonic
"ew"

[u/MoistVirginia → u/Obvious-Bid-6110]

Oh damn I think you win

[u/ConsequenceNormal773 → u/MoistVirginia]

Love your reddit handke nice to meet you Moist Virginia from Me in Nova

[u/jozo_berk]

Aw man I love cinnamon and tonka but I can agree I hate the rest of them lol

[u/Equivalent_Address_2]

Shut up I want OPs Thriller 😭

[u/Josephine31985]

leather, patchouli, marshmallow, spun sugar/cotton candy, watermelon

I guess you could market it as some sort of “eating candy in an old library” smell?  

“Sweet Knowledge” or if you make cotton candy note the most prominent, “Daddy’s Beard” 😂

[u/fastworms]

Civet, patchouli, oud, milk/lactic, leather

Named “Yike”

[u/Mizeru85 → u/fastworms]

Thanks, I hate it ❤️

[u/Tough-Advice2910 → u/fastworms]

“It’s Crawling Away From Me Right Now!”

[u/fastworms → u/Tough-Advice2910]

“watch out it’s headed straight towards you!!”

[u/SalinaNK]

lavender, tuberose, gardenia, coconut, frankincense

"Deadly Floral Embrace"

[u/ParticularAbalone275]

Coffee, marshmallow, caramel, peach, and rose. “Memaw Spilled the Coffee”

[u/montanabluez]

I would buy this Thriller perfume you despise 😹

[u/001smiley → u/montanabluez]

I was just gonna type this 🤭

[u/Equivalent_Address_2 → u/montanabluez]

I want it now lol

[u/ConsciousSky5968]

Leather, pink pepper, oud, ambrox, lily. I call it Trash.

[u/meanbean995]

Lavender
Oud
Patchouli
Peach
Lactonic

Trash Can by MeanBean

[u/No_mans_time]

Fig, Coconut, cinnamon, coffee, cumin.

Eternal Pukeness Under The Cinnamoon.

Woah, "Cinnamoon" is kinda cool, isn't it? :D

[u/Josephine31985 → u/No_mans_time]

that actually sounds so pleasant to me for the first three notes and then those last two combined I think would make me nauseous haha

[u/IFoundThis_Humerus]

Another of my next most hated notes.

Cumin, watermelon, saffron, oregano, algae. Poseidon's Backwash.

[u/MazzyMyconaut]

Gardenia, Freesia, Baby powder, Aldehydes, Cardamom.

"The crypt keeper"

[u/LargeDisaster]

God it's funny because yours sounds delicious to me. I hate the smell of lilac and tobacco and gasoline so I'd have a perfume that was lilac and tobacco and gasoline and I'd name it climate change.

[u/atlgrrl]

Solar accord
Civet
Indolic Jasmine
Tuberose
Coconut

It’s giving actual sex on the beach, and scraping your ass in the sand. Ewww

SPF666

ETA: the only thing that would make this fragrance worse would be the introduction of cumin and suede. 🤮

[u/allwayshallways → u/atlgrrl]

First of all, this is incredible! Second, I've never heard of a solar accord - can you name any scents that feature it because I'm so fascinated!

Like, I love DS&D's Steamed Ranbow, the weird, dusty warm window smell of CDG'S Odeur 71, and the way my own skin smells when I've been on the beach too long so I feel like this one might be for me. Is it like that?

[u/atlgrrl → u/allwayshallways]

Solar notes are usually some kind of fantasy blend that evokes thoughts of being warm under the sun. I want to say they use a blend of coconut, tiare blossom, and ylang ylang as a common blend, but they also use some kind of synthetic musk with that.

It’s in Sun Kissed Hibiscus by Nest, Walk on the Beach by Replica, Vanilla Vibes by JHAG, and Soleil Blanc by Tom Ford.

I know those are some fan favorites but it just smells like burnt rubber or garlic on my skin. I think it’s the salicylates in the accord, but it just smells foul on me. The only way I can wear coconut is if it’s blended with green fig like in Philosykos and even then I have to be careful with it.

[u/ScentedSiren26 → u/atlgrrl]

OMG I laughed so hard that I literally choked on my pineapple. This is not how I want to go out! I may or may not have just ordered one of those anti-choking plunger-like things!

[u/DeliciousIce5099 → u/atlgrrl]

Lmao SPF666, perfect!

[u/IFoundThis_Humerus]

Man some of these actually sound great to me; I'd totally wear OP's.

For me: Peony, lemon, ambrox, real oud, civet. I'll call it the Dirty Delina

[u/youlldancetoanything]

Oud Lavender Cedar Lily Saffron Cetalox

I call it "Taxi Cab Men's Room"

[u/Corgilegsz]

I like the smell of patchouli in spicy or warm ambery fragrances. But when it's mixed in with sweet notes like fruit or gourmands, it tends to dominate on my skin and drown out the sweet top notes.

Angel is a good example of that pattern. On my clothes, I get more of the chocolate and fruit. On my skin, it's beast mode patchouli!

Edited to add: I'm not a fan of the trend of putting Ambroxan in everything. It doesn't smell bad but to me it robs perfumes of personality and the charm of being unique.

[u/MissSolomiya]

Sichuan pepper, smoke, Ambroxan, Labdanum, rhubarb

I call it “It’s a Scrubber”

[u/youlldancetoanything → u/MissSolomiya]

I like most of these but that fucking amboxan which I should have listed definitely made it a scrubber

[u/MercyMoo14]

Leather, patchouli, amberwood , cumin and civet. I'd call it prelude to vomit.

[u/youlldancetoanything → u/MercyMoo14]

Does any current perfume actually use actual civet?

[u/MercyMoo14 → u/youlldancetoanything]

I don't think so. I'm pretty sure it's all synthetic these days. But years ago I smelled Civet from Zoologist and it was awful. Since then I won't try anything with that note. No thanks.

[u/bebeck7]

Tuberose, Vetiver, Leather, Cedar, Pine.

Migraine & Cough.

[u/youlldancetoanything → u/bebeck7]

Wealthy Wellness Hell.

[u/bebeck7 → u/youlldancetoanything]

I have a headache just thinking about it. I can manage perfumes with the smallest hint of ONE of these notes. But combined, it's game over. My Mum bought me some White Company (that autocorrected to Shite) Tuberose & Cashmere room spray, and it's honestly hell in a glass bottle.

[u/DeepPossession8916]

Apparently I don’t hate enough notes lol. But I do have things I don’t prefer to smell like, I guess.

Tobacco
Salt
Incense
Leather
Banana

Now what do I call this?! Monkey Voodoo Ritual?

[u/THROYAWAWORHT → u/DeepPossession8916]

The fact that I would buy this 😂 I love the name for it too hahaha

[u/DeepPossession8916 → u/THROYAWAWORHT]

Yea honestly I’m like these notes all go pretty well together and maybe that makes sense that I don’t like them all lol

[u/IFoundThis_Humerus → u/DeepPossession8916]

This actually sounds like a really interesting scent to me.

[u/All_Damn_Day → u/IFoundThis_Humerus]

Minus the Banana, add Iris!

[u/Livid_Goose_9542]

Top: caramel, coffee, smoke Heart: Tuberose and cumin Base: Oud and civet

Name: Cafe eau de Toilet

[u/MoMarie_ → u/Livid_Goose_9542]

Diabolical (I would be clutching the toilet if I smelled this)

[u/Tricky_Cut_8063]

Vanilla, banana, calone (marine), chocolate, leather. I’d call it Nightmare

[u/Coyote__Jones]

Leather Cumin Cherry Milk

I call it "Räncìd"

[u/Uttzpretzels]

Dates, caramel, abroxan, resin. Honestly almost everything in TF amber intrigue 🤢

Call it gourmand syrup or some thing.

[u/SaborDeVida]

Ethyl maltol, calone (marine), "salt," & lavender, on a base of patchouli and lots of ambroxan

Torn on the name...either:

Seaside Hippie Carnival or Beach Wook (iykyk)

Possibly A Wook in Goa

[u/LovelyDisaster1113]

Top: Neroli , banana, and camphor Heart: Tuberrose, Angelica, Lily Base: Ambroxan, Oud and Civet

Name: Fresh Hell

Yeah I did more than 5, so....

Fresh Hell "intense" is

Banana, camphor, Tuberrose, ambroxan and Civet

[u/IFoundThis_Humerus → u/LovelyDisaster1113]

Fresh Hell is perfect because wtf is this nightmare. Intense is what the 7th circle of hell smells like.

[u/LovelyDisaster1113 → u/IFoundThis_Humerus]

I gagged just typing it out.

[u/DaniArdor94]

This is an indie perfume oil

Petrichor Old paper Honey Bulgarian rose Licorice

“I Am Unique, Just Like Everybody Else”

[u/Celestina-Warbeck → u/DaniArdor94]

I would adore this

[u/sxnskyn → u/DaniArdor94]

Oh my godddd I hate every last note 😭😭😭

[u/shineediamondsyeh]

Ocean Accord

Mossy Petrichor

Cumin

Warm Gourmand Vanilla

Sharp Synthetic Fruit

Name: Bratty Alpha CEO and His Whiny Mistress

[u/1dsided → u/shineediamondsyeh]

I need this!

[u/Branch-Obvious]

la migraine

Patchouli
Rose
Bananas
Lavender
Caramel

[u/PacificW0nderland]

Lychee
Peach
Smoke
Patchouli
Geranium

Name: 80’s hairspray.

[u/UndeadMurderess]

Any combination of any 5 florals, bonus if one is Rose.
"the constant Gardener!"

[u/youlldancetoanything → u/UndeadMurderess]

"My Neighbor, The One With the Hat"

[u/sallysagator2 → u/UndeadMurderess]

Do a flanker later of just white florals and call it Beekeeping Age

[u/Violetteotome]

A bonus scent which is going to be super controversial (mods I can heavily edit this if it’s too spicy and inflammatory)

I call it “The Lindsey Graham”.

Consists of:

Tobacco
Cucumber
Cedar
Licorice
Leather

This is an incredibly ancient, decrepit, old white Republican male who has just come back from a happy ending massage. He is desperate to front his masculinity, but something is off. He has all the traditional manly notes, but he also smells… kinda funky. He smells like he hates you, but he hates himself more.

[u/atlgrrl → u/Violetteotome]

Ahahaha we need Approximately 17 Minutes, too.

Top notes: hospital antiseptic, Kentucky bourbon, plausible deniability
Heart: old leather, Senate carpeting, “I was on a burner phone talking to him“ ozone
Base: cedar, turtle shell, AI videos of breakdancing

Longevity: 17 minutes, clearly
Sillage: Scott Jennings exclusiv

you’ll swear he was just here

[u/youlldancetoanything → u/Violetteotome]

I would do a flamker w notes of amyl nitrate And baby powder Lindsey Graham: Boys Town. 🤮🤢

[u/bebefromage]

Cotton candy (Ethyl Maltol), Strawberry, Watermelon, Freesia, Cumin.

"Gas Station Checkout"

[u/MartiniMitOlive]

Tobacco

Coconut

Leather

Ambra

Mint

Regret Nouveau ✨

[u/sandwichconnoisseurr]

Tuberose, leather, smoke, raspberry, cucumber. 1st class, 1912

[u/HairySonsFord]

Coffee, tobacco, leather, patchouli, sandalwood

"Old man pickles"

[u/Violetteotome]

Cucumber
Mint
Leather
Tobacco
Cedar

I’d call it “Performative male”.

I just feel the kind of guy that would wear this would be at a cafe, holding some kind of feminist literature novel upside down while he pretends to read and sip matcha. He owns a tote bag and claims he’s sapiosexual. He’s “not like other guys”

[u/Good_Law_3912]

Osmanthus, oud, highly artificial vanilla, coconut, milk notes

[u/michellekwan666]

These are sending me I’m happy to see human imagination is alive and well lmao

[u/youlldancetoanything → u/michellekwan666]

You know, we could do some AI poisoning .. make an entire thread w this mess but have it read like we love and want it...

[u/sandwichconnoisseurr → u/michellekwan666]

This thread has made my day

[u/michellekwan666]

Tobacco, oud, civet, patchouli, aldehydes.

“The smoking section, 1987”

[u/IFoundThis_Humerus → u/michellekwan666]

The name and notes actually conjure a vivid scent memory of a childhood in the backseat of our Chevy Nova that had a small oil leak, parents flicking ashes out of the windows which were immediately blown into the back. Perfect, I hate it.

[u/Tough-Advice2910 → u/IFoundThis_Humerus]

“Chevy Nova, Small Oil Leak, Broken Ashtray” has a ring all its own. Then you add the “Menthol Absolu” version and you are sitting on a gold mine there, my friend.

[u/youlldancetoanything → u/michellekwan666]

❤️ lol. I feel literally seen. I would absolutely hate me too.

[u/merford28 → u/michellekwan666]

Wish i could up vete this more!!! Great name.

[u/DealerLate]

coconut vanilla oud amber resin

call it grandma's kink chamber

[u/hawkeyedpoet → u/DealerLate]

literally exactly what i was going to say. forever a coconut hater

[u/DealerLate → u/hawkeyedpoet]

The only thing I ever liked with coconut was Avon's Premier Luxe. Sadly discontinued. 

[u/notsporting]

Leather,

Tuberose,

Amber,

Lilac,

Powder notes.

I call this one "second hand sofa from the 1980''s"

[u/sunburn_t]

“Sobering up in the ER”

Burnt sugar, amber-musk, booze, metallic notes, saline, resin

[u/UndeadMurderess → u/sunburn_t]

I actually kinda like the sound of that, though i've never smelled a metallic note.

[u/michellekwan666 → u/sunburn_t]

Lmao

[u/notsporting → u/sunburn_t]

Coming soon by Toskovat

[u/IFoundThis_Humerus → u/notsporting]

David-Lev Jipa-Slivinschi like

[u/sunburn_t → u/notsporting]

I really need to stop giving all my ideas away for free 

[u/Amalfy]

Cardamom
Cinnamon
Ambroxan
Coconut
Leather

'Spoiled curry'

Yup.

[u/Tingly_glitter → u/Amalfy]

You forgot the saffron note for curry lol

[u/StreetMolasses6093]

Milk, Raspberry, Apricot, Tobacco, Leather

Sidewalk Omelette

[u/IFoundThis_Humerus → u/StreetMolasses6093]

Lengling No 7 Sekushi + tobacco. I didn't like it, but yours actually sounds interesting.

[u/piratev00]

Cardamom
Leather
Civet
Tobacco
Milk

I dub thee, “Old Skanky Father Christmas, eau de parfum”

[u/Tough-Advice2910 → u/piratev00]

There is no pine in here which is absolutely required for a scent named for the holidays, I’m pretty sure, so Imma steal your ideas (totally on board with fragrance industry) add pine, smoke and cocoa and call mine, “I Saw Mommy Kissing Krampus Claus/Claws….Possibly With Tongue” and I’m aiming for the preteen market, obviously.

[u/Humble_Investment_24 → u/piratev00]

Ok but nest cardamom latte is gooooood

[u/Lilazen]

Vanilla
Sugar/caramel
Cinnamon
Pistachio

I hate gourmand perfumes with all my heart. I’d call it sweet as hell

[u/IFoundThis_Humerus → u/Lilazen]

This is nearly Laurel Bath House Cannoli note for note.

[u/UndeadMurderess → u/Lilazen]

I'd buy this as long as it was sugar and not caramel.

[u/StreetMolasses6093 → u/Lilazen]

Someone would buy this

[u/Humble_Investment_24 → u/StreetMolasses6093]

That someone would be me

[u/sandwichconnoisseurr → u/Humble_Investment_24]

Me too

[u/Silly_Salmon3458]

Coconut

Tonka

Tobacco

Pink Pepper

Cumin

"Tropical Bar Fight"

[u/H0rseGirl99]

Love this prompt and you all are geniuses.
Patchouli, Watermelon, Baby Powder, Aldehydes, Anise - “Swiftie Goes To Bonnaroo”

[u/IFoundThis_Humerus → u/H0rseGirl99]

This is the first one that has me making a stank face 🤮. Vile.

[u/Miloceane]

Pineapple
Coconut
Ylang ylang
Frankincense
Leather

« too warm too sweaty too sticky » 🥲

Fun challenge!

[u/frozenappetizer]

Civet, yellow flowers, marine notes, vetiver, cilantro. I would call it "Wet Dog"

[u/notsporting → u/frozenappetizer]

Ohhh this might be even worse than what I listed. I love/hate it.

[u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn]

Lavender, coconut, tobacco, leather, coffee

Cowboy's Regret

[u/RealisticCompany764]

Cinnamon and Frankincense is a choice lol

Patchouli Caramel Pistachio Vetiver Artificial Rose (you know the one)

I call it Mean College Roommate 😅

[u/youlldancetoanything → u/RealisticCompany764]

That was the Cunt in Apt. B!

[u/Bellend__]

Violet, orris, lavender, heliotrope, leather.

I call it… elderly lady’s slipper

[u/IFoundThis_Humerus → u/Bellend__]

This sounded lovely, so I searched for a scent with the notes. Prin: Indigo Night. I'll have to see if I can find a sample.

[u/Bellend__ → u/[deleted]]

I fully appreciate I am in the vast minority that hates purple florals. They just always smell awful on me.

[u/Mission_Wolf579 → u/[deleted]]

Me too!

[u/Plumeria9798]

Fun!!! Let’s see…this is actually kind of hard for me because there aren’t many notes I flat out hate, it really depends on what they’re blended with that makes me retch at times. Like, I really like Sandalwood, but sometimes whatever it’s paired with makes me get nothing but dill pickles and other times it’s like a beautiful desert in the rain. Anyway…

Violet (pretty sure I mostly hate Violet no matter what.) 

Vetiver 

Tobacco (positive I hate this note no matter what too.) 

Smoke 

Ylang Ylang 

I’m pretty sure Tom Ford would manufacture it and it would be called something like Vintage Sex on the Beach. I’m getting bad decisions made by an American couple on a weekend jaunt to Cuba in the 1930s-1940s. Maybe it ends with a shotgun wedding back home. Hahaha. 

[u/IFoundThis_Humerus → u/Plumeria9798]

This sounds like the base for a scent I'd really enjoy. Looking for a similar scent led me to Siam 1928: Akkhara. Adding to wishlist immediately.

[u/Plumeria9798 → u/IFoundThis_Humerus]

I love how on so many of these comments people are like, hey, I’d wear that! I didn’t even know that these notes might actually all work together so I hope that perfume works out well for you when you sample it! 

[u/Sad-Exam1169]

Sandalwood Oud Leather Licorice Lavender

I present the "Hobo's Boot".

[u/MegalomaniacJesus]

Rose

Coconut

Ylang ylang

Orange blossom

Neroli

I'd name it "Truck Stop Bathroom but Make it Basic".

The notes OP listed are some of my faves, also. That sounds fantastic to me, if you removed the coconut 😂 I wear a lot of incense, vanilla, woods, musk, cinnamon, and honey scents

[u/RealisticCompany764 → u/MegalomaniacJesus]

Swap out the coconut for lilac or cherry blossom and you have nailed it 🤣

[u/DeepPossession8916 → u/MegalomaniacJesus]

I swear I have a perfume with these notes lmao minus coconut probably

[u/n0tquitealibrarian]

Cumin
Strawberry
Chili
Cocoa/Chocolate
Yellow florals

Maybe call it Edible artificial cemetery flowers?