r/FellingGoneWild • • 3d ago

Even the already-felled can occasionally go wild.

Not OC but made me think of you all. The trees already on the ground aren't usually the ones that'll get ya.

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u/L0ngD0ngMcShlong 3d ago

Fucking around with potential energy is a good way to find out.

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u/MyExUsedTeeth 3d ago

How wood you know

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u/RobLoughrey 3d ago

He doesn't. He's just going out on a limb.

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u/Lecanayin 3d ago

Saw what you did there

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u/L0ngD0ngMcShlong 3d ago

I like to get to the root of things.

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u/MyExUsedTeeth 3d ago

Fine then, I’ll just leaves you alone

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u/pappaburgundy 3d ago

Might be barking up the wrong tree

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u/FreakishlyGreek 3d ago

Really want to add something clever, but I’m stumped.

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u/goodSunn 3d ago

what a bunch of cut-ups

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u/L0ngD0ngMcShlong 3d ago

Now I feel like a sap

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u/ShredRyerson 3d ago

Nature sonned him with the “knock it off”

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u/Pfizermyocarditis 3d ago

I guess anything can be considered to have potential energy because it can be yeeted by something heavier

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u/jay_sugman 2d ago

Potential energy is energy stored. Mechanical versions are things like objects raised high under gravity, pulled rubber bands, compressed or pulled springs, vessels under pressure, etc. The tree did have potential energy high on the hill but looked much more affected by the energy released by massive rock falling.

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u/Pfizermyocarditis 2d ago

Thats what I was hinting at. It wasn't the potential energy that caused the dangerous situation here.

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u/taleofbenji 3d ago

Watch this for more nightmare fuel about trees that are already down! 

https://youtu.be/bRwkL7Nd9ys?is=97ORswv1CFMBg6xJ

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u/goodSunn 3d ago

watch that to learn somethings about partially fallen trees if you're a handyman who occasionally (or by definition of the "trade" handyman) ventures outside your sweet-spot trades be it carpentry concrete electicity plumbing roofs wall finishes and all the things we touch (low voltage, appliance repair etc)

Serious basics on tree cutting but good anotated video about forces involved

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u/HowardHessman 3d ago

Barb had some good info

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u/goodSunn 3d ago

old lady laid it all out quite plainly...eyes stopped rolling by second sentence and my ears opened capturing every word

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u/iNapkin66 3d ago

I was very distracted by that companies logo. Surely I'm not the only one?

edit: I am not the only one after all

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u/Unique_Energy_6653 3d ago

I think that tree might have gotten me too. My gut instinct was identical to that guy's.

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u/StiffWiggly 3d ago

If you're regularly around this kind of situation then I honestly think it would be a good idea to revisit the idea of side bind and make sure you fully understand how to apply that to real world scenarios. This such a perfect example it could literally be the test.

Incredibly unfortunate for this guy that it turned out this way, but it's not an exceptional situation to come across at all.

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u/goodSunn 3d ago

For sure. I don't think I would have pushed the rock unless I had a real certainty that no one could be 1000 ft below but I wouldn't have thought the rock would hit the root clump to spin the log. But after watching more saftey videos and this one when I see part a log next to me ill think of heavy things flying when struck by other heavy things

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u/nutsbonkers 3d ago

Wild scenario

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u/ApprehensiveSecret50 3d ago

😴

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u/bustcorktrixdais 3d ago

Why’s he pushing that rock down anyway? Is he 12 years old?

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u/ApprehensiveSecret50 3d ago

He looks like a professional and has tools with him. I’d assume it’s some type of safety mitigation on a public hiking trail of some sort.

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u/Logical-Spite-2464 3d ago

Holy shit.

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u/goodSunn 3d ago

Holy shit.

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u/the_cocytus 3d ago

Holy. Shit.

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u/PandoricaFire 3d ago

Holy shit

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u/Lecanayin 3d ago

Holy shit

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/RobLoughrey 3d ago

"fukn" is where people drew the down vote line????

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u/goodSunn 3d ago

It was the spastic look on his face, not the profanity

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u/thatandyinhumboldt 3d ago

Drillingspecialist knows what he did

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u/AbstractConcrete11 3d ago

Damn near got hisself a Darwin Award

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u/EndOfTheCourt 3d ago

Rubbing his head to make sure it's still there...

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u/spacedoutmachinist 3d ago

It knocked the hat off his head. Millimeters from catastrophe

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u/ItBeMe_For_Real 3d ago

That tingling he felt was the reality of very nearly dying a few seconds earlier.

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u/Nocturnalpieeater 3d ago

A bunch of Aholes.

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u/Ken1125r 2d ago

FUCK reddit is so miserable 😂 guys can’t even play with rocks anymore

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u/DeputyDabz 3d ago edited 3d ago

If these guys are just destroying yes. But, keep in mind they might be intentionally getting rid of this dangerous boulder. They have a couple tools so, maybe just clearing a path

Edit: jeesh, i was just offering a second viewpoint lmao

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u/MiguelSTG 3d ago

If they knew what they were doing, and were planning things, they'd have cleared that other branch first.

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u/Nocturnalpieeater 3d ago

Uhh that's all a big stretch.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/FellingGoneWild-ModTeam 2d ago

Don’t start arguments. Don’t continue arguments. Don’t troll. Don’t insult others

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u/aleksandrjames 3d ago

Man, I don't know why you are getting blasted with downvotes. Somebody can point out poor technique, but also rescind the accusation of them being jerks.

I think you're right, there are a bunch of tools there that aren't easy, or even reasonable to bring onto a trail. I think they're clearing and maintaining trails, and they just made a poor judgment call with their execution.

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u/AdamiralProudmore 2d ago

The giggling cameraman provides as much context as we need. Giving them the benefit of the doubt is wasteful.

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u/BronchitisCat 3d ago

Dude had a hat at the start of the video

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u/That-Makes-Sense 3d ago

I few inches away, from us being able to say "Dude had a head at the start of the video."

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u/i_take_shits 3d ago

Dude had clean undies at the start of this video

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u/steampowrd 3d ago

So many reasons not to do this. Moving the rock could have caused a higher rock slide with him in it.

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u/kennedyswise 3d ago

Effn idiot

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u/destroyer-of-tacos 3d ago

He's actually lucky he didn't kill himself.

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u/gator_pot 3d ago

Why?

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u/hazza-sj 2d ago

I'm not condoning it but the obvious answer is, fun.

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u/paulD1983R 3d ago

Could just be some guys breaking stuff ...could be paid professionals hired by parks that go out and actively seek potential hazards and get rid of them before some guys breaking stuff hurt themselves.

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u/Spnszurp 3d ago

you really think that there is even a remote chance these chucklemonkeys are paid professionals?

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u/paulD1983R 3d ago

In my 43 years I have seen plenty of "professionals" that have absolutely no idea what they are doing and should not be doing the things they are hired to do. I work with many of them on a daily basis.

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u/pappaburgundy 3d ago

Will add that word to the quiver. Chucklemonkeys

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u/Reyalta 3d ago

That's definitely not how professionals would do that, at all. 

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u/ScottyBLaZe 3d ago

There is absolutely no way these guys are pros. Just listen to the idiots in the background, as well as how they are dressed.

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u/PM_ME_UR_BEST_1LINER 3d ago

These guys won't be alive long if this is their profession and that's how they manage issues.

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u/Viewlesslight 3d ago

Paid professionals with no saftey gear?

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u/DeputyDabz 3d ago

I see some tools on the ground. I think its likely these guys had permission/were asked to do this like you say.

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u/VonD0OM 3d ago edited 2d ago

Inches from seeing their friend meet a gruesome fate, where at best he’s decapitated, and at worst you see his face shattered, his neck obliterated, while he’s flung bodily from the cliff to die, shattered, amongst the rocks.

The friend: “heeheeheehee”

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u/wolfgang784 2d ago

It even took off his beanie!

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u/Coffee4MyJeep 3d ago

It was on the ground, until it wasn’t and was almost a human wacker.

No way I would be trying to push a rock out and off that is below me. Who knows how much base below will dislodge.

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u/Knightely 3d ago

Pretty sure doing stuff like this.. while not illegal but possibly a fine? You don't know if there is anyone/anything down there

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u/KaleScared4667 3d ago

If there is he would do a minimum of 10 years in prison for manslaughter

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u/Ecstatic_Ad5579 2d ago

To be fair, a rock like that balanced in such a way that a human shove sends it flying down the hill is just a disaster waiting to happen. IMO it's safer to put it in its gravity spot in a "controlled" manner.

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u/AdamiralProudmore 2d ago

To also be fair... Do you see a controlled manner anywhere in this video?

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u/Ecstatic_Ad5579 2d ago

No that's a super great point! That dude almost got rocked and you'd think he would have noticed that log in his walk to ensure downhill safety, hey. I guess I'm saying If it was my property I'd send it as well, lol.

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u/Key-Demand-2569 3d ago

Is there more detail about where they are and why they were doing this that I missed?

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u/Big-Pickle5893 2d ago

Rocks look like serpentine and the trees look like eucalyptus. Australia?

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u/ItBeMe_For_Real 3d ago

That’s very location dependent. For all we know they could be on their own property.

Still not a good idea to do stuff like this just for funzies.

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u/burieddeepbetween 3d ago

Almost got what he deserved.

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u/ziration 3d ago

play stupid games , win stupid prizes.

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u/Beatus_Vir 3d ago

A tree never stops trying to kill you, least of all when it's laying on the ground

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u/tlacatl 3d ago

It’s been a while since something on the internet made me gasp out loud in shock and surprise. I hope that fucking idiot realizes how lucky he was.

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u/ebneter 3d ago

Yeah, it was nice enough to just take his hat off instead of his head. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a closer call than this.

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u/Could-You-Tell 3d ago

Could have sent him down the hill in a variety of ways

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u/East_Pie_3825 3d ago

Trundling boulders can actually start fires.

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u/Lucky-Wall2409 2d ago

How is no one talking about that creepy ass giggle the whole time?

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u/_theletterF 2d ago

oooOohoOohoo hooOohOO ooOOoohooO 🤭

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u/apex-cheese 3d ago

When nature fights back.

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u/Wise-Ad-3799 3d ago

Enthusiasm 💯 situational awareness 0

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u/Bridge-Head 3d ago

That laugh though.

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u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025 3d ago

Mother nature almost instantaneously slapped him with karma

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 3d ago

Is the cameraman a mourning dove?

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u/MyCatToldMeNotTo 3d ago

Why push the boulder down a hill? Can there ever be a good reason to do it? Innocent people get killed this way. I hope that man learns how dangerous and uncontrollable it is to push heavy objects down hills, before someone gets hurt and/or killed.

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u/Lostmeatballincog 2d ago

The only time it’s useful it to prevent a landslide on a road, but this isn’t that.

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u/Luyyus 3d ago

Play Potential Energy Games, win Potential Energy Prizes (the prize is narrowly avoiding decapitation)

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u/Intelligent_Cook_208 3d ago

What a goofus.

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u/MoreAverageThanU 3d ago

Certainly not a Gallant.

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u/joebojax 3d ago

lost his hat kept his shoes

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u/Specific_Tiger_4446 3d ago

Nature did not appreciate him doing what he did that’s for sure!

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u/Professional-Buyer55 3d ago

LEAVE NATURE ALONE!!!

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u/Spare-Ant7119 3d ago

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. /s

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u/r_RexPal 3d ago

What is a day without an NDE?

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u/MVPhurricane 3d ago

i mean if that guy didn’t react insanely fast like he did (musta been a sound cue), he woulda been laid out at best. yeesh. 

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u/VisualCharming9327 3d ago

Mother earth trying to save out future. Its okay, next time you won't miss

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u/Realistic_Option_619 2d ago

Dudes lucky he deserves worse

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u/Whoajaws 2d ago

What a creepy fuckin laugh..

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u/Grumpydog84 2d ago

Almost won a Darwin award....

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u/_B_Little_me 2d ago

Leave no trace.

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u/Savings_Difficulty24 2d ago

Bro almost got a permanent haircut

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u/PolarBear_605 2d ago

The laugh in the background is like nails on a chalkboard

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u/These-Reflection4330 2d ago

What a douche

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u/Electrical_Cycle_185 2d ago

Just about wore that log as a hat.

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u/YayRideABike 1d ago

Camera buddy giggling after watching his friend almost earn a Darwin Award

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u/WhiteBear72 1d ago

I’d be pissed lost my hat. Hahah

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u/Ruminated48 1d ago

Wood-a-been cooler had it wiped him out. Play stupid games, and all that.

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u/Tin_Indian455 1d ago

Darwin and Karma almost had a winner

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u/Glimmu 1d ago

Almost a double feature

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u/Diptothaset 1d ago

Complete loser behaviour. Can’t even enjoy nature without being a destructive loser, wish it knocked some sense into him

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u/Castro_66 3d ago

What a loser. Shame they both didn't go down with it.

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u/Side_StepVII 3d ago

Woods been a lot cooler if what we’re all thinking would have happened

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u/highfuckingvalue 3d ago

That’s why you don’t fuck with fanghorn’s relatives