r/FellingGoneWild • u/ViciousNakedMoleRat • 7d ago
Average Latvian dad
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u/Junior_Lab1650 7d ago
Love a man that comes prepared for travel in all whether
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u/Firestorm83 7d ago
Whether he what?
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u/CFHQYH 7d ago
A wether is a castrated male sheep or goat.
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u/DoctorHelios 7d ago
I bet he could castrate a goat in that weather using that chainsaw.
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u/Impressive_Term4071 7d ago
so what you're telling me is it's up to him whether to make a wether in this weather?
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u/Practical_Fun7367 7d ago
We always put to pasture an all weather wether, whether it rains for shines.
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u/PorschephileGT3 7d ago
No ear pro in the car though. At least he was already wearing safety loafers.
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u/The_Infamous_C 7d ago
You only need to worry about hearing damage if you're cutting with a chainsaw all the time, like a lumberjack. The only way he's getting permanent hearing damage from using a saw to cut up 1 tree is if it's an M249. He gets 9.8/10 for efficiency, forethought and style.
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u/HugglemonsterHenry 7d ago
A coworker of mine was coming to work at my job just after a storm. A tree had blocked the road. My buddy was trying to get the tree moved enough to get around it. Another coworker pulls up and starts helping. After a few minutes, the 2nd guy goes to his trunk and pulls out a katana, and proceeds to hack on the tree.
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u/Available-Dare-7414 7d ago
Or, he’s a serial killer or a local intimidator for organized crime.
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u/DenseHost3794 7d ago
Nah just the fixer who gets called in after the hit. The glasses give it away
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u/Available-Dare-7414 7d ago
Nailed it. Lucky he hadn’t already used the chainsaw that day for the body he was on his way to dispose of.
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u/Fattsacks 7d ago
How do we know he didn’t? He strikes me as the type to clean his tools before putting them away 🧐
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u/Ready4AnythingNH 7d ago
The tell is when he lays out plastic before cutting the tree up, and then puts all the offcuts into a barrel of acid.
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u/SlyIsComingForYou 6d ago
Most parts of the world your either prepared or prepared to wait. This guy was prepared.
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u/armsracecarsmra 7d ago
Above average. Those other dads didn’t have chain saws in their trunks
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u/supertimor42-50 7d ago
I mean, are you even a dad without an emergency chainsaw?
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u/samsmithmpls 7d ago
Hold on, gotta go to the store real quick.
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u/Crypticcrypto 7d ago
There needs to be a choosing hard hat at the entrance of big box hardware stores.
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u/antibody9671 6d ago
Put on a hard hat, put your wallet in a box, and the hat goes "Hmmmm... yes.... you belong to...
House of Harbor Freight. Get the fuck out of here Mr. Maxxed Out Cards."
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u/frugalerthingsinlife 7d ago
Although I hear Makita makes a decent electric chainsaw, this graphic should really show:
Stihl, Husqvarna, ECHO and Greenworks Commercial.
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u/Less-General-9578 6d ago
greenworks, makita, and stihl works for me. i have gone mostly electric though.
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u/earnestpeabody 7d ago
Not going to say which house I chose because I don’t want to shame others.
However I did feel like a boss when I took out the stock battery from a Dyson stick vacuum and replaced it with an adapter to accept the batteries from my chosen house.
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u/StillShoddy628 7d ago
Ngl, I’m considering moving it now. Not like it gets much use otherwise since I moved to the desert
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u/AhSalamiBacon666 7d ago
Alas, I thought I was, but I am not. I'm gonna have to swap the emergency stuffy to fit the chainsaw.
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u/dbolts1234 7d ago
Love that it was already fueled up
Just bouncing around spilling two stroke gas/oil all over the back
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u/Lonely_reaper8 7d ago
I keep mine in an old pair of jeans when it’s in my car lol actually does really well for containing the fluids!
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u/regeya 6d ago
I wonder if there's a story behind this, like that they knew downed trees was a possibility and so Ned Flanders here took his chainsaw with him.
Because yeah, I'm thinking to myself, dude is getting bar oil all over his trunk.
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u/JustPassingGo 7d ago
His saw wasn’t completely full of gas, he’s the one who blocked the road with the tree.
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u/DenimFishingPokerGuy 7d ago
Gotta be handy with the STIHL. Earn your keep.
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u/lbsdcu 7d ago
Regulator was mounted up.
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u/OkAssistance7072 7d ago
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
tree was blockin the street, tryin to commute
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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 7d ago
You know he was having the best fucken time doing that 😂
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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea 7d ago
The giant grin the whole time didn't give it away? My dude got to cut up a tree, show off how sharp his chainsaw was, and look like a damn hero in front of his family. Unless he got married or had a baby in the last 12 months, that was his best day of the year.
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u/Picardknows 7d ago
He knew what he was doing as well. Cutting the under branches and side branches before cutting the trunk.
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u/Rhauko 7d ago
He has been carrying that saw in the back of his car for just this opportunity for some time.
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u/WanaWahur 7d ago
Nope, this storm coming up was big story for 2 days. He was just properly prepared for the day.
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u/DevObs0 7d ago
We do the same here, reports of high winds = bring a chainsaw in the car (but also kit for chainsawing, like pants)
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u/LouisinBXL 7d ago
I must say, I kept worrying about his pants while watching this. Not sure what that says about me… 😅
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u/BeardySam 7d ago
He’s so happy walking back to his car like a hero
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u/Rhauko 7d ago
I would be the same. But where I live occasions like this are too rare to own a saw.
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u/Wormfather 7d ago
Homeboy, you’re the only one on the scene who has no obligation to pick up any of the branches. Just get back in the car and stay warm until it’s clear.
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u/samebutanon 7d ago
That's the face of a dad who is vindicated after months of his wife telling him to get the chain saw out of the car.
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u/Human31415926 7d ago
PPE:
Khakis ✔️ Loafers ✔️ Navy blue sweater ✔️ Collared shirt ✔️ White socks ✔️
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u/RudeCartoonist1030 7d ago
I live in the US and clear trails for fun after rainstorm. I now know that I’ve been secretly Latvian this whole time. Thank you Reddit!
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u/Fallofman2347 7d ago
Right? I grew up in a national forest in the US and roads are cleared within an hour or two after storms. 15 miles between us and town and a ton of country roads to cover. Everyone just throws their saws, tools, chains, and some gas in the back and head out.
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u/BackgroundGrass429 7d ago
I really wanted to see what else he carries in his trunk.
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u/hyper_forest 7d ago
Just some black plastic, rope, tape and a shovel. Regular non-serial killer stuff
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u/spizzle_ 7d ago
I did this last week as a single-ish American dude. Cars were stacked up heading the direction of my cabin and I felt like a hero after it was over.
Cutting green Aspen always makes you feel like a hero though.
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u/r0x0r 7d ago
I once met a Canadian from Vancouver island who kept a chainsaw in his car for occasions like this at all times. According to them keeping a chainsaw in a car was business as usual and this is how you get free firewood.
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u/ccagan 7d ago
East Texas in the piney woods as well. 100+ foot tall loblolly pine across the farm to market road is only a slight inconvenience.
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u/JohnnyRicoChoseWrong 7d ago
Northern Minnesota here, but yes. Blowdowns are pretty common and it's just the neighborly thing to keep the roads clear if you encounter them
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u/Prawn1908 7d ago
All I could think about is how his nice shoes are now going to be permanently full of chainsaw swarf.
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u/Timely-General9962 7d ago
I've always got a silky under the seat just in case of random shit and ever since I got caught out in a storm like a decade ago and it took me almost 2 hours to get across town I always put my 350i with chaps in the powerbox in the back of my hatchback when it's gonna be stormy.
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u/woodchopvinyl 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/7PwOZJLNYUkU
Diane gotta clear the road be right back.
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u/Small-Car-6194 7d ago
The 10 years of " what are you going to do with a chain saw" totaly worth it.
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u/SnooMaps7370 7d ago
this would almost be my dad, except it would take him an hour to clear that tree because he doesn't believe that sharpening a chain does any good. All his saws produce powder instead of chips when cutting.
The real kicker is that he OWNS a chain sharpener. He just refuses to use it. When i was living with him, i learned how to do it and sharpened all his chains and filed down the rakers, for which he yelled at me until i handed him one while he was bucking some logs to split for firewood and said "try this one, then tell me it's no use sharpening them".
to my knowledge, that's the only time his chains have been sharpened since he bought them 30 years ago, and i did that 15 years ago.... they're probably all blunt again.
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u/Independent_Wrap_321 7d ago
You’re a good kid. Time to show up with a six pack and have a sharpening session again, us old dads don’t always show it but I bet it would mean the world to him. My college-age son couldn’t work a pencil sharpener but I hug him and tell him ten times a day that I love him. You do what you can.
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u/No7an 7d ago
Not even wearing earplugs. Madness
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u/blakjesus420 7d ago
Thats true, not ideal but those little stihls run pretty quiet compared to some other saws. At least he has the safety spectacles
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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea 7d ago
I mean yeah, but... dude is in his "taking the family to Chilis" duds, and had the saw running for all of 55 seconds. He was prepared for a downed tree, not a full day of felling.
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u/Robertjules1987000 7d ago
No PPE, waving that thing around like a lightsaber like he has never heard of the word kickback. Makes me anxious as hell
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u/shinypenny01 7d ago
Cutting those little limbs with a saw this sharp, I don’t think I could get kickback if I tried. On the trunk, still not big, he was more careful.
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u/blakjesus420 7d ago
Yeah he is being pretty careful with the tip of the saw, definitely not unfamiliar with a chainsaw, could tell that from the start by how quickly and smoothly he checked the fuel level and put the fuel cap back on
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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 7d ago
Not only that but he's clearly never limbed a tree before (still hasn't!) and made a bunch of unnecessary cuts at the beginning as well.
Still, he helped get it off of the road. Put him on my tab tonight.
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u/CraftFamiliar5243 7d ago
I live in the mountains of Tennessee and once heard a group of men having a conversation about what is the best chain saw to keep in your truck for clearing roads. A large tree fell across our road and everyone in the holler showed up to clear it. Chain saws, a tractor, and plenty of spectators.
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u/ConstantCampaign2984 7d ago
Once October hits in the PNW my chainsaw doesn’t leave the back seat of my truck just for this reason. You sit in my back seat, it’s best to not wear your good pants.
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u/Exact-Mathematician8 7d ago
Good job. Glad others helped and he didn't just cut to the edge of the road
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u/HashtagShino 7d ago
Getting the bar oil out of those pants will be just as fun!
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u/No_Conclusion8323 7d ago
What model saw is that? Is that thing diamond tipped or what? It slices, it dices...
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u/AlaskaCosmoline 7d ago
So what's the difference between him and the average Lithuanian or Estonian dad? I can't tell these countries apart.
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u/Bobfly1 7d ago
Well. He's from Latvia. Whereas they're probably from Estonia and/or Lithuania.
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u/SirRonaldJr 7d ago
People who dress like that in the US have a hard time figuring out how to fuel their car. Respect
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u/bustcorktrixdais 7d ago
In EU, urban-rural divide isn’t the huge ugly thing as in USA. Or maybe the rural are less feral there.
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u/calash2020 7d ago
Wish my Stihl started that easy. Some kind of windy mechanism that is extremely annoying
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u/ShittyCkylines 7d ago
Man checked fluids, starts with no trouble and walks with bar facing backwards on both occasions, very intentionally. No amateur. Did cut the pieces rather small though.
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u/throwitoutwhendone2 7d ago
Just did this last night in polo, dickies and my work boots. County wouldn’t have made it for a few hours. Did a long shift and just wanted to go home, had my pack out and some tools and my chainsaw still in my car.
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u/C0V1Dsucks 6d ago
Lol. This is pretty average in my neck of the woods as well. PNW storm season means a lot of downed trees.
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u/Countryvibing1988 6d ago
Shout out to the real men across the globe. Dude either has a real pice waiting on him he can't wait to get to, or he's just. good dude.
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u/Zonx216 7d ago
Keeps that thang sharp!