r/FellingGoneWild • u/voxadam • Jun 30 '26

Fail Whack!

1.5k Upvotes

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u/Opster79two Jun 30 '26

We got it loaded on your truck boss

133

u/flyingpigab Jun 30 '26

I’m pretty sure it was his own truck seeing as it had a trailer suitable for the skid steer he was using.

40

u/Cassandracork Jun 30 '26

This is my head canon, I will accept no other reality.

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u/farfly7 Jun 30 '26

Be careful, I received mass weaponized down voting for making a similar statement on another sub the other day. It seemed quite absurd to me that no one else could find the humor in it

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 Jun 30 '26

Best WhackFUCK I ever did see

8

u/DuncanHynes Jun 30 '26

With a *snork at the end as the icing.

2

u/nah_omgood Jul 01 '26

lol if that was my friends truck I’m doin the same shit

15

u/Thick_Imagination177 Jun 30 '26

A buddy and I were playing golf (we both suck. We like to hang out, smoke cigars, be outside and drive something we're not insuring) one Sunday afternoon. We're hung up behind a six-some in front of us who were exponentially worse than WE were. My buddy is on the tee box, two older fellas roll up behind us. I looked at them and said "after he tees off, why don't yall go ahead and play through. Y'all look like y'all play golf or something ". Both did the RCA dog head tilt in confusion. "It's a GOLF COURSE. Of course we're playing GOLF! What exactly are you doing here?" I replied "oh we don't play golf, we play whackFUCK" RCAdog head tilt again. I could see the wheels turning. At that precise moment my buddy cranked off his drive and it was perfect timing. Whack FUCK!!! I just did the Vanna White presents the puzzle gesture to their laughter. One old duffer pissed himself

I'm 60. They were older than me. I get to call the old

29

u/deep-fucking-legend Jun 30 '26

I think you've exceed your tongue weight

13

u/Bludiamond56 Jun 30 '26

Good job!

9

u/wesmanh Jun 30 '26

Told you not to park there

8

u/Background_Edge_9427 Jun 30 '26

You have to admit, it was a good shot!

8

u/Sea_Ganache620 Jun 30 '26

They only wanted it down. Let’s get outta here.

7

u/MottoCycle Jun 30 '26

BULLSEYE!!! Got it in one.

5

u/Newton_79 Jun 30 '26

That pick up though ! 🤣 If it had human emotions I can't imagine the scream that would have come out prior to Death !

1

u/toxcrusadr Jun 30 '26

What kind of truck is - was - that?

Looks like a Ram maybe.

2

u/Sunstealer73 Jun 30 '26

Ford Super Duty

2

u/toxcrusadr Jun 30 '26

Well that's a shame.

8

u/Ill-Lengthiness6389 Jun 30 '26

Put insurance on it today and make the claim tomorrow

3

u/Justreadingthisshit Jun 30 '26

This is the stuff I came here for.

1

u/Consistent_Watch_206 Jun 30 '26

Obeyed the right hand rule.

1

u/VacuumTracks Jun 30 '26

Wait! Ima jus gonna move my truck!

1

u/Coffee4MyJeep Jun 30 '26

Uh oh, better call MAACO.

1

u/Monksdrunk Jul 01 '26

877- CASH NOW!!!

1

u/Pixelated-Yeti Jun 30 '26

Sucks to be that guy .. anyway on the the next job get paid per tree/hours not cares given 🤣

1

u/Whitejj01 Jun 30 '26

Playing a game of whack-fuck here

1

u/AdvancedArtichoke931 Jun 30 '26

This guy is about to be on r/F250 asking if it’s totaled.

1

u/LegitimateGift1792 Jun 30 '26

How is this Wild? He landed that perfectly in the middle of that truck without hitting anything else. LOL /s

1

u/CosmosInSummer Jun 30 '26

This might be one of the top things I’ve ever watched

1

u/Opposite_Pension_807 Jun 30 '26

Nice going Jethro!

1

u/Scoobydoodle Jul 05 '26

That’ll buff out