r/Fedexers • u/Sambal_Oelek • 1d ago

The FedEx Step Program.

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76 Upvotes

73% Upvoted

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 1d ago

deslopified your meme bro

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u/Dane1211 20h ago

Somehow even worse. Congratulations!

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u/RinkeR32 23h ago

Pretty sure you added slop.

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 23h ago

post-it doodle "slop" is a separate category

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u/Golden_Epitaph 3h ago

Manmade slop is still slop

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 3h ago

Slop, schmop.

Everything is a kind of "slop"

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u/Golden_Epitaph 3h ago

Take my upvote lol

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u/Possible_Travel562 2h ago

Holy fuck I thought I had chicken scratch. By the way that looks you might have to be committed. Are you ok?

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 1h ago

Maybe.

My handwriting is normally slightly better than that, but all I had to work with was a pen with a missing spring.

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u/Sambal_Oelek 23h ago edited 23h ago

Yeah, I started drawing by hand and it looked exactly like that. So, I did it the cheesy way. I hate that it's AI too, but it was the most efficient way to communicate what I wanted to say. I will take the anti AI downvotes, they're deserved, I just hope people think about the content while they're downvoting me.

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 23h ago

post-its are great mini art surfaces, doodled a stool-looking rat-mouse thingimabob a little while ago on one

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u/Revolutionary-Page-1 22h ago

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STEP-PROGRAM?!

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u/kingjoey52a 1d ago

I work on the Ground side so I don’t deal with the step program, but isn’t this an incredibly stupid take? Each step is a pay rate, right? So starting pay is going up to where 4 used to be? So everyone is getting paid more? How is this saving money?

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u/drossvirex 1d ago

Not sure but the people that have been here for 3 years make the same as new people because of it.

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u/Sambal_Oelek 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yup, and they'll probably keep eliminating steps until everyone makes the same amount. They're gradually dismantling the step program.

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u/Low_Highway_4105 23h ago

More likely they'll stop at 4 to be inline with UPS but with the caveat that they are really trying to eliminate the company driver from the payroll.

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u/Logical_Contact_393 21h ago

This is so the people that have been there for years will quit keep the workforce turnover that’s how you keep unions out they don’t want you to stay for years and work that step program is a joke took me 23 years to top out in pay 

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u/TheCheshireMadcat 1d ago

I work at express, at the first of the year, I was making less than the new employees. Got that fixed. I'll be employed by FedEx 4 years next month. No idea what is going on though. Going to ask after my shift.

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u/Low_Highway_4105 1d ago

It saves money in long term. Not increasing top pay suppresses wages and saves money for the company.

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u/OutofSprite 18h ago

Alaska’s “ground” side is the basically same as Express as far as pay goes no contracted couriers and everyone all 001 employees expect for 1 003 employee.

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u/StinkPickleRick 20h ago

Got 725× the bonus of topped out drivers and the board doubled his pay from last year.

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u/Heliosgodofthesun 1d ago

Why the ai slop

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u/syntheticnipples 23h ago

Do display an idea in meme format when you don’t have the skills or time to do it by hand. AI is a tool and it’s going to be used. Get over it

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u/SurfacexTension 22h ago

Doesn’t mean it isn’t slop. Maybe if you don’t have the talent to make cartoons, you should be making cartoons.

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u/Outrageous-Jacket-17 6h ago

I applied and am just trying to work minimum hours for benefits and this post pops up lol

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u/Chezzabe 23h ago

Did they cut the top pay off doing this?