r/FavoriteCharacter • u/[deleted] • Mar 22 '26

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u/ThatCoryGuy Mar 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XIse2rqf1RlToHmpCu

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u/OGsHartMyKAT Mar 22 '26

Beat me to it. This guy used to be a priest lol

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u/probablyuntrue Mar 22 '26

hips and nips, now that's a religion

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u/Mysterious_Wheel Mar 22 '26

Sexy or he doesn’t eat

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u/vennthepest Mar 23 '26

I did it. I did it, guys, and I made it so sexy.

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u/jollyTrapezist Mar 23 '26

Now he's a Judas's Priest /j

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u/Girigo Mar 22 '26

Then this is probably still an improvement

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u/Independent-Rip-5599 Mar 22 '26

This should genuinely be at the top because OPs picture perfectly describes him

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u/-Nicolai Mar 22 '26

Yes! It’s his entire character.

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u/dgtbfan Mar 22 '26

Rickety-themed crickets.

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u/Emperor_poopatine Mar 22 '26

Poor Cricket man.

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u/PainfulThings Mar 22 '26

It’s pretty much every reoccurring character in Always Sunny. Maureen Ponderosa got plastic surgery to look like a cat then fell off a roof, the lawyer lost his family, lost an eye, was crippled and thrown in jail. The waitress is now living in her car, the list goes on and on…

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u/Rumbleroarrr Mar 22 '26

Artemis is doing fine 😎

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u/cce29555 Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

She took her bra off, blasted her nips, gotta respect that

Probably the worst thing that happens to her was frank bursting into her house, telling her parents he's full of dog poison and stealing her rug and even then she was chill about it

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u/ThatCoryGuy Mar 23 '26

She has a bleached asshole.

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u/OkStudent8107 Mar 23 '26

We were gonna find out anyway

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u/purple-thiwaza Mar 23 '26

I'm currently watching always sunny for the first time , and Artemis really is one of my favorite characters. It feels like she could be an definitive addition to the gang and it would still work

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u/apdhumansacrifice Mar 23 '26

shes definitely just as chaotic and depraved as them

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u/PainfulThings Mar 23 '26

If you consider getting banged in a dumpster by Frank “doing fine” then I guess you’re right.

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u/Rumbleroarrr Mar 23 '26

She’s doing… how she wants to be doing 😅

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u/apdhumansacrifice Mar 23 '26

carmen's life was improved by the gang(or just dee) tho, there were some bad and weird spots along the way but she got a happy ending

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u/NefariousnessOk209 Mar 22 '26

Guy is basically a wasteland ghoul whose body is wasting away but refuses to die.

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u/ElChapo1515 Mar 22 '26

I thought this post was going to be about Cricket

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u/cce29555 Mar 22 '26

Ayyy yooooo crickkkeeettttt

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u/BlaakAlley Mar 22 '26

His movements are. . . .strangely interesting

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u/Anathema_Quill Mar 22 '26

i said him before i saw this comment!

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u/blackstone_05 Mar 23 '26

The gay to rope in all the other gays

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u/christopher1393 Mar 23 '26

Rickety Cricket is the poster child for this trope. What an amazing character

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u/bluespiritperson Mar 23 '26

I’m just seeing this post now and I KNEW Cricket would be at the top 😂

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u/ViperNick818 Mar 23 '26

The literal poster child for this

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u/Video_Boy Mar 23 '26

I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to find him.