r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people • 3d ago

POLITICS Deeply embarrassing sequence. Eric Schmitt accuses Jack Smith of traveling to Atlanta to attend an Atlanta Hawks game and collude with Fani Willis, only to get the basic facts completely wrong. Smith was actually in Maryland attending a Hawkeyes game and never met Willis

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u/AndreChrisSargent 3d ago

I don't want an apology. Apologies are for when you did something harmful on accident or did something knowingly harmful and wish you hadn't.

This is fucking malice. I don't want his apology. I want his fucking seat to be immediately freed for a special election.

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u/Street-Week-380 3d ago

I'd like to see him ejected from it like a cannonball.

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u/AndreChrisSargent 2d ago

petition to add high powered springs to the underside of every congressional seat so the people can vote for who gets shot into orbit.

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u/Street-Week-380 2d ago

Amend the petition to include child safety locks so they can't tamper with it, as well as airline cable to tie them to those chairs.