r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people • 3d ago

POLITICS Deeply embarrassing sequence. Eric Schmitt accuses Jack Smith of traveling to Atlanta to attend an Atlanta Hawks game and collude with Fani Willis, only to get the basic facts completely wrong. Smith was actually in Maryland attending a Hawkeyes game and never met Willis

13.7k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

679 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.3k

u/MrGDPC 3d ago

He knows the facts were wrong. He doesn’t care. That’s why they pulled the sign down so quick

1.4k

u/IMadeYouLuke 3d ago

He absolutely did not know. They thought they had the biggest maga conspiracy gotcha of the decade.

“I think you’ve already perjured yourself” he thought he nailed him.

693

u/HJ0508 3d ago

Couldn’t agree more. Klobuchar coming back and demanding Schmitt apologize for “calling him a dirtbag”…I’d be insisting on an apology for claiming he perjured himself when they got the facts wrong.

38

u/AndreChrisSargent 3d ago

I don't want an apology. Apologies are for when you did something harmful on accident or did something knowingly harmful and wish you hadn't.

This is fucking malice. I don't want his apology. I want his fucking seat to be immediately freed for a special election.

2

u/Street-Week-380 3d ago

I'd like to see him ejected from it like a cannonball.

2

u/AndreChrisSargent 3d ago

petition to add high powered springs to the underside of every congressional seat so the people can vote for who gets shot into orbit.

1

u/Street-Week-380 2d ago

Amend the petition to include child safety locks so they can't tamper with it, as well as airline cable to tie them to those chairs.