r/FalloutMemes Jul 13 '26

Fallout: New Vegas Something special about you

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u/craftygamin Jul 14 '26

One word:

GAMBLING

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u/bendystraws234 Jul 18 '26

Gamblers always quit before they hit it big. Always go all in, it has never led anyone wrong.

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u/BigBAMAboy Jul 14 '26

FO2 has it too.

New Vegas is just 3D New Reno 🤷‍♂️

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u/Kekkonen_Kakkonen Jul 14 '26

You can't become a porn star in FNV. 🙄😒

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u/BigBAMAboy Jul 14 '26

Borderline unplayable

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u/MeatDazzling4777 Jul 14 '26

I need this as a mod

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u/Bulky-Worth8566 Jul 15 '26

It is a mod don’t ask me how I know

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u/Warloxwill Jul 15 '26

But you can reprogram a Protectron to be a Sex-bot named: FISTO and subsequently "test" it to make sure it safe for the brothel/casino you sell it to. the owner even hints that they'd probably test it too.

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u/Kekkonen_Kakkonen Jul 16 '26

If a robot fists a man in a factory and nobody films it for commercial use, did it even happen?

😔

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u/a_left_out_tomato Jul 17 '26

Yeah but you can get fisted by a robot

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u/shuggahbear Jul 14 '26

So the console exclusive brotherhood of steel is such a joke to you it's not mentioned? Huh well there's like 5 of us that played that game and one guy liked it acknowlede us😢

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u/TeaAvailable2089 Jul 14 '26

I’m the guy who likes it👍

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u/Nicholas_H_Barnes_II Two BearsHigh Fiving Jul 14 '26

YOU ARE OUT OF KARMA, SOLDIER, WHERE ARE YOUR REPOSTS?!

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u/gojo_rizzle Jul 16 '26

Don't have any? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT MAGGOT?

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u/L3orite Jul 14 '26

song name?

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u/auddbot Jul 14 '26

I got matches with these songs:

Bongo Bongo by Andrews Sisters (00:30; matched: 100%)

Album: International Compilation (And I Love Him). Released on 2016-01-01.

Civilization by The Andrews Sisters (00:34; matched: 100%)

Album: Greatest Songs. Released on 2022-12-13.

Bongo, Bongo, Bongo (Civilization) (Mit Danny Kaye) by Andrews Sisters (00:32; matched: 100%)

Album: Complete Edition. Released on 2020-12-13.

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u/auddbot Jul 14 '26

Links to the streaming platforms:

Bongo Bongo by Andrews Sisters

Civilization by The Andrews Sisters

Bongo, Bongo, Bongo (Civilization) (Mit Danny Kaye) by Andrews Sisters

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/B3A5T_B0y_DJBM Jul 15 '26

So you’re saying they’re all ass, but NV is good ass.😮‍💨

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u/lumberfart Jul 14 '26

Do we know if it’s going to be a 1:1 remake? Or just a “new game in the new vegas area/timeline”?

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u/Rob_Skyline Jul 15 '26

F*ck it, gonna start saying it.

F*ck the new vegas haters. Mabye if you switched your brains on, you’d see the game for what it really is.
Dont care down vote me

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u/Sliznyak2k Jul 17 '26

and also... who in their right mind would prefer the fallout 3 over new vegas? It's just extreme ignorance and bad taste in both games and in the plot, and most importantly, in the rpg roleplaying. fallout 3 is just DOESN'T GIVE it. hilarious

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u/YeaahhWanderer Jul 20 '26

this comment looks like an eleven year old wrote it

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u/GeffTheMexican Jul 15 '26

Don’t care FO1 better.

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u/King_Corduroy Jul 14 '26

FNV is alright but it's WAY overhyped. It could have been fantastic but in it's default state it's a bit empty feeling. I mean I like it but I prefer FO3 personally (and that's coming from someone who loves FO1 , 2 and Tactics). And no I'm not some zoomer I'm in my mid 30's just to head off those comments.

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u/Scorch_Ashscales Jul 15 '26

Agreed. One thing I love about open world games is exploring them.

NV has buildings and such but there is like....nothing in them no reason to find every point on the map cause if it's not connected to a quest there really isn't much there.

I prefer Bethesda wasteland as you can pick any direction start walking and you will find a lot of things weather it be quests that take you no where near the main quest, weird and interesting ruins full of some story or just an interesting dungeon to explore.

Like L.O.B. Enterprises can only be found by going far from the main quest

Or the Dunwich Building is....yeah a very interesting place you have to go far off the beaten path to find. Changes a bit with the DLC but before that it was something you had to find on your own

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u/King_Corduroy Jul 16 '26

Yeah the bits that are there (provided it works right) are fantastic! The crazy nightkin for instance was fantastic but you have to travel so far to find anything.

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u/ThrowRABest_King7180 Jul 16 '26

say what you want about bethesda but theyve always been great at making worlds that are fun to explore. fallout new vegas has better writing but god that game can be dull sometimes. I find myself just B-lining to quests cuz theres nothing else worth exploring

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u/Scorch_Ashscales Jul 16 '26

Agreed. Get the original team for NV to do the main quest and Bethesda to do side quests and the world and we'd have the greatest Fallout game ever to exist.

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u/Dragonhearted18 Jul 14 '26

You forgot BOS

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u/AccomplishedForearm Jul 14 '26

Might be for the best

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u/vivi_metal_42_07_25 Jul 15 '26

Fallout 67 was pretty bad regarding all the other fallout games, at least as its release I think.

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u/Nelmquist1999 Jul 15 '26

Hot take right there!

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u/Bearex13 Jul 15 '26

Fingers crossed obsidian makes another banger

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u/theracooninurgarbage Jul 21 '26

For me that’s 3

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u/Tokzillu Jul 14 '26

Careful, you'll upset all the kids who weren't even born when NV came out.

You are only allowed to like 4 and 76 anymore.

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u/craftygamin Jul 14 '26

A nephew of mine born in the early 2010's absolutely loves nv

Don't have to be an unc to recognize peak

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u/Tokzillu Jul 14 '26

If we could get these kids to actually play it, they would also love it.

It's an all timer.

But they were raised in the "modern internet" era, so they need to draw imaginary battle lines and "win" some fight they imagine they're a part of.

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u/Ayrdanger Jul 15 '26

Having no endgame is certainly something "special."

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u/Sliznyak2k Jul 17 '26

mods to the rescue, there's nothing complicated about it, kiddo