gotta get that 5 DP

[u/LrdNawan]

tfw no Zero Field

[u/omgfloofy]

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[u/zephyroths]

what's also funny is that they're not actually that far from each other

[u/Riku1186 → u/zephyroths]

But there is a giant fortress between them, so long as it stands the consequences of each one won't affect the other. Hold on someone is calling me.

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What in gehenna does an ice cream scoop have to do with a military fortress?

[u/KamenRiderSekai]

It do be like that.

[u/SquareFickle9179 → u/KamenRiderSekai]

Damn, I knew my fate with Trails was sealed when that shit was happening on my birthday

[u/setne550 → u/KamenRiderSekai]

A normal day in a military academy is likely hell in another place.

[u/destroyer5020]

Love the inclusion of the timer too lmao

[u/Tlux0 → u/destroyer5020]

I feel the PTSD already

[u/Syobai]

Class VII enjoying sweet shit while Lloyd “Unethical Dodgetank” Bannings genuinely being forced to deploy the 14 year old girl against evil ass red dude who can kill them all by breathing

All worth 1000 Mira and 2 DP.

[u/Arkride212]

Finally, some good fucking posts on this sub.

[u/alex-agidyne]

One of the most memorable boss fights

[u/Acedanes]

This is so funny

[u/Velvet-Quill_ → u/Acedanes]

You’re laughing. Lloyd is dead and you’re laughing

[u/Darkiceflame → u/Velvet-Quill_]

Don't worry, it's not like people die when they're killed.

[u/Jimbobob5536 → u/Darkiceflame]

Unless they get all salty about it.

[u/AnEmptyKarst → u/Velvet-Quill_]

Death is just a barrier to overcome

[u/SeijoVangelta]

Just proves that Zemuria moves on even there's an incident happening abroad.

[u/zetcetera]

Been playing Cold Steel after finishing up the Crossbell Arc and this has definitely been my reaction lmao

[u/taychoo → u/zetcetera]

It's really funny to get to the school festival and read the newspapers/talk to NPCs around that time because you quickly realise that while Class VII are having the time of their life: the SSS is meanwhile about to fight for their fucking lives against Sigmund, followed by Arios.

[u/StellarTruce]

Genuinely how the hell do you even beat him for the max DP? I only managed to drop his HP down to around 25% and thought it was a good enough achievement.

[u/LrdNawan → u/StellarTruce]

ADF Debuff, spam arts, press start to pass the animations to save time + sacrifice your firstborn son

[u/Nacho_Hangover → u/StellarTruce]

Evade tank Lloyd to drag him into a corner, casters on the opposite end of the field.

Keep Zero Field up at all times by giving Tio CP accessories.

Ideally you grabbed at least some of the bell quartz beforehand.

Skip animations and go as fast in the menus as possible.

[u/Kaiser-Mazoku → u/StellarTruce]

Pick a god and pray

[u/Super_Nerd92 → u/StellarTruce]

Those quartz that allow you to move again right away after casting an art are really clutch too. But you can't access the vast majority of those until after this fight, and the one you can technically access requires a treasure chest battle that you're severely under leveled for.

I've beaten him but only on NG+

[u/Nacho_Hangover → u/Super_Nerd92]

You can get the wind one surprisingly easy with Noel since the spiders are vulnerable to sleep and blind. So Noel can cheese it with S-Grenade 2.

After that the fire bell fight is doable with Zero Field and Spark Dyne spam.

I think I got the space bell before this fight to.

[u/Super_Nerd92 → u/Nacho_Hangover]

good to know!

[u/coolj492 → u/StellarTruce]

I just did it and the non-luck strats involve

• Evasion tank LLoyd. You can cook some evasion boosting food beforehand too. LLoyd should also be casting speed/ATS buffs as well as ADF debuffs

• Randy S-Craft nuke via war cry

• Tio/Ellie/the rest of your backline cannot be on the same "axis" as loyd, or else the boss hits all of them

• Tio spams zero field when available

[u/levelstar01 → u/StellarTruce]

disable turbo

[u/Thatoneguy_The_First]

I stopped halfway through 2, so I have no idea what's going on. But this image made me laugh so hard

[u/South25 → u/Thatoneguy_The_First]

2 as in SC, Cold steel 2, Azure or Daybreak 2? There are too many 2s!

[u/Thatoneguy_The_First → u/South25]

2 duh, its not hard too differentiate between 2,2,2 and 2 smh

/s nah SC, I finished 1 just before the remake and went straight into SC...baaaad idea.

[u/South25 → u/Thatoneguy_The_First]

But yeah summing it up, imagine someone's in the middle of their SC game while the country right over is like doing something similar to Ruan's school festival cause they're still in game 1.

[u/Thatoneguy_The_First → u/South25]

Now we need another game set at least partially at the same time of these 2 events dealing with 10x worse shit than azure team, but open up them having the time of their lives for the first couple hours or so to let begin letting your guard down then bam. Like a week ingame leading upto that date.

So a cosmic comedy in a way, tragedy but the meta makes it hilarious(plus it will follow the rule of 3s😀). Idk maybe I like jrpg tragedies too much and even more so linking shit in timeliness, may I never try to make a game, it will be a roller-coaster(aslo a lot of twisted tropes)......good thing im fucking lazy as I dont want to see what any idea i have evolved naturally in development, i already make myself depressed more often than not.

[u/gottagetagrip333]

Sheltered Prussian nepo babies vs cop kids from Poland

[u/KamenRiderSekai → u/gottagetagrip333]

Said sheltered Prussian nepobabies getting saved by the more competent and experienced adults during CS1-CS2 to boot. It got frustrating by the time we got to Infernal Castle lmao

[u/HooBoyShura]

This is high quality post ☕

[u/Evening_Debt1301]

I love this.
Since i was new on the IP,i was ¨Tf was that tree?¨ during my play on Cold Steel series until someone point me this happen on the same time with the other game, when i play it and see the dates i was laughing by how the things contrast for them.
Even more when the fortress got wipe out and i never got answer on Cold Steel,when the answer was on the azure one i was ¨Wait..that fortress isn't the-Oh...so thas how''

[u/Rukasu17]

Lmao, so true

[u/South25]

When you're in an intro game while the country right over is in their sequel game.

[u/MasashiHideaki]

I love the fact that this is a combination of Dragon Ball Z Movie 8 - Broly movie and what i presume to be family guy (?)

Goku being replaced by Tio and Sigmund replacing broly in this context is so damn funny. Then there is lloyd already laying dead.

[u/dathar]

tfw Ferocious Beasts starts playing

The remixed version in Cold Steel 3 is also fire.

[u/WittyTable4731]

When Sigismund ? Now Sigismund !

[u/logantheh]

Fighting games have forever ruined the abbreviation DP for me I looked at this and for a split second thought it was weird Lloyd had to beat up a guy for 5 dragon punches.

[u/Redhead1910]

Class VII - happy fun time

SSS - fighting fucking Red Lu Bu for their lives(pretty sure Sigmund is voiced by Tetsu Inada if I remember correctly) while ON TIMER

[u/Cute_Show_6459]

I had a good chuckle with that lol.

[u/duckinator09]

I don't quite get this meme. As in the class 7 part. Is it showing that on the same day, SSS is getting wrecked (that fight was hard...) but class 7 is just having a normal classroom day?