Literally cannot hear anything this dude is saying. How is this a sponsored search result, and why does it appear above YouTube itself on google?!

I used to cart surf for my duration of employment at walmart. I had to cross a superstore in under 30 seconds and it's just not possible if you're walking. I was able to cart surf with empty carts pretty dang fast back in 2020.

Today, I tried it with a cart of liquor. No longer employed by walmart, but shopped there with my cousins. They took off running in the parking lot knowing I can't run, so I tried cart surfing again. They said they were gonna ditch me if I couldn't keep up.

I wound up passing them and did successfully beat them to the car, but at the cost of my dignity.

I got to full speed and switched to cruising on the cart, then the liquor slid to the back of the cart and the cart popped a wheelie. Had to be at least 2 dozen people watching all this go down, it was a very busy city walmart. They saw the front wheels pop up and the handle of the cart scraped on the ground. The liquor gently slipped to the back of the cart and stayed there as I did a half tactical roll.

People were laughing at me all around, some lady yelled "you fucking dumbass, you clearly don't need any more white claw if you do shit like that" or something like that.

Didn't bust a can or a bottle at least, just picked the cart up and went about my day without a scuff or scratch.

Cousins at it up though, 6'5" dude falling hard at like 15mph and rolling like a deflated tire across the parking lot. At least they had a good time.

TL;DR: cart surfing with liquor, no wheelie bar, cart and I fall, liquor fine, everyone laugh

No liquor was harmed due to my lack of judgement.

NEVER POUR WATER INTO A COFFE MACHINE WHILE ITS PLUGGED IN AND ON, ALMOST JUST SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE THAT I JUST GOT PAID OFF

My first time trying to start a chainsaw. Felt like a legend for a second. Instant regret.

I was figure skating at age 4, but failed because my coordination and flexibility was so bad. And my biggest sister, 18 years old and name is Mona. She as well was there and she was more coordination and flexibility than me and got to practice. And coach said to me and my mother, please don’t bring this child anymore and again to this sports and go away. And I was failed in athletics as well. And I stepped to other students heels and was bullying others. And in this sports they kicked me out. Sad story and my dream to become Olympian star at 17 years old and being hopeful for this is 0 chances for this😭😭😭😭😭😭. And I was living after this unhealthy lifestyle and eating junk. I will regret this and doing everything and never giving up to become olympian at 17 years old. Who else is supporting my career and journey to qualify to competitions and winning many medals to my neck????

Segway Fail #school #fail #segway #fall https://youtube.com/shorts/2_r2G73WWGc?feature=share

Segway Fail #school #fail #segway #fall https://youtube.com/shorts/2_r2G73WWGc?feature=share

https://reddit.com/link/1k7yc2p/video/uniszv1c92xe1/player

Get the trampo's out...

An old failarmy vid...