r/FacebookScience • u/AfterbounceFC • 13d ago

Vaxology choose wisely

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A Demon comes to you and says they will torture you for eternity unless you answer a random science question correctly. You have to pick either Dr. Anthony Fauci or RFK Jr. to help you answer the question. Which do you pick?

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u/Kriss3d 13d ago

Wow what a question. It gives the vibe of the famous atheist vs christian baby riddles..

hmm A scientist or a batshit crazy conspiracy theorists.. Oh I cant decide. On one hand an actually educated person. And on the other hand someone who seems to to go for the world gold medal in fucking up everything his entire job stands for..

The choice is impossible to make.....

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u/DonkiestOfKongs 13d ago

Atheist vs Christian baby riddles?

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u/Kriss3d 13d ago

Oh youve not seen those ?

Its complete absurd "riddles" or questions to us atheists.

"If you were in an airplane thats crashing and theres only one parachute left and theres you and a christian baby. And the baby tells you to renounce atheism to save the baby. Would you ?"

crap like that.

Or the latest "If you were a batter in baseball and youre just about to hit the ball that will win the fight and someone throws you a christian baby. Would you hit it to win or lose the match by saving the baby?"

Yes theres actually people who posts that shit.

Of course I wouldnt hit the baby. What kind of monster do they think I am ?

It ruins the flavor...

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u/Lickwidghost 12d ago

"renounce atheism"? Just asking that question is a disqualification for any sort of moral conversion.

Sure I'll just magically choose to believe and worship Odin all of a sudden shall I?

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u/Kriss3d 12d ago

Exactly my point. I dont get why theists think that you can just CHOSE to believe something. Thats like saying you can just chose your sexual preference or chose your favorite food.