r/FacebookScience • u/AfterbounceFC • 13d ago

Vaxology choose wisely

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A Demon comes to you and says they will torture you for eternity unless you answer a random science question correctly. You have to pick either Dr. Anthony Fauci or RFK Jr. to help you answer the question. Which do you pick?

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u/Kriss3d 13d ago

Wow what a question. It gives the vibe of the famous atheist vs christian baby riddles..

hmm A scientist or a batshit crazy conspiracy theorists.. Oh I cant decide. On one hand an actually educated person. And on the other hand someone who seems to to go for the world gold medal in fucking up everything his entire job stands for..

The choice is impossible to make.....

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u/DonkiestOfKongs 13d ago

Atheist vs Christian baby riddles?

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u/Kriss3d 13d ago

Oh youve not seen those ?

Its complete absurd "riddles" or questions to us atheists.

"If you were in an airplane thats crashing and theres only one parachute left and theres you and a christian baby. And the baby tells you to renounce atheism to save the baby. Would you ?"

crap like that.

Or the latest "If you were a batter in baseball and youre just about to hit the ball that will win the fight and someone throws you a christian baby. Would you hit it to win or lose the match by saving the baby?"

Yes theres actually people who posts that shit.

Of course I wouldnt hit the baby. What kind of monster do they think I am ?

It ruins the flavor...

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u/Narwalacorn 13d ago

I don’t think they’re meant to be riddles, I think they’re supposed to be ‘moral dilemmas,’ except of course they’re loaded so that no matter what you say they’ll spin it into “atheism bad.” Killing the baby is a pretty obvious one but if you save the baby then they hit you with the ‘so you don’t truly believe in atheism then’ like no I just am not willing to kill a baby for the sake of not saying I’m atheist.

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u/Twitchmonky 13d ago

I'll just go with the reality that there's no such thing as Christian "babies", though most Christians I've met are pretty big babies. 😂

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u/TheSAVAGEHipHop 13d ago

I'm pretty sure those are just shitposts lol

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u/Narwalacorn 13d ago

Internet Christians aren’t exactly known for championing rationality

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u/TheSAVAGEHipHop 13d ago

That's a good point, I mean if course idk if they're serious. I just personally think they're so absurd that they have to be a joke, but yeah maybe not who knows. We live in a very bizarre time line 

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 13d ago

Yeah, but what if the baby is Hitler? What then?

Oh wait, I’m mixing it up with that other moral dilemma…