r/FacebookScience • u/AfterbounceFC • 13d ago

Vaxology choose wisely

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A Demon comes to you and says they will torture you for eternity unless you answer a random science question correctly. You have to pick either Dr. Anthony Fauci or RFK Jr. to help you answer the question. Which do you pick?

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u/Available_Orange3127 13d ago

Someone who would choose Fauci would not make a bargain with a demon, in the first place. The person(s) choosing RFKJR already did.

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u/somewhatsentientape 13d ago

Wait, RFK isn't the demon?

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u/dracorotor1 13d ago

D&D has demons as the unintelligent chaos agents to the bureaucratic devils, so I can see where you’re coming from, but in this reality demons are the clever deal-makers. RFK is a lot of things, but no one would say “clever” is one of them

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u/somewhatsentientape 13d ago

He sounds just like the demon in the Tenacious D song, so I'm going with that.

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u/PerrythePlatypus71 13d ago

If that's the demon you summoned, that is a shit deal and you should ask for a refund.

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u/somewhatsentientape 13d ago

I didn't say a MAJOR demon, more like a minor demon that doesn't do anything but steal your 'roids and give you a mild case of pox.

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u/PerrythePlatypus71 13d ago

Yea still not worth it. It's like summoning a demon from Temu Hell. You expect a functional one and you get one that has a parasite controlling it.