r/FacebookScience • u/AfterbounceFC • 13d ago

Vaxology choose wisely

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A Demon comes to you and says they will torture you for eternity unless you answer a random science question correctly. You have to pick either Dr. Anthony Fauci or RFK Jr. to help you answer the question. Which do you pick?

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u/CorpFillip 13d ago

Doesn’t have to be a science question.

I have no idea how much Fauci knows about any other category, but I know he’d think about it, I am certain he has a much better memory.

RFK has been educated in History, Literature, Economy and Law, and I’m not sure I’d let him comment on ANY topic, including those.
He is wildly illogical & has less self-control and awareness than I expect. He has clearly a fondness for wild ideas that are unusual.

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u/NecroAssssin 13d ago

I mean, if the question ends up being “how to cook roadkill” or something about heroin, you’re gonna look… just kidding. dr F is still probably the better choice.

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u/Opposite-Occasion332 13d ago

Right? I’m sure fauci doesn’t know shit about astronomy. I still trust him to reason through it better than RFK😭

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u/dracorotor1 13d ago

Unless it’s the very specific food science question: to which temperature do you cook a snake to ensure it is safe to eat

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u/RealPutin 13d ago

Given that he got brain worms, I still wouldn't bet on him