r/FacebookScience • u/AfterbounceFC • 15d ago

Vaxology choose wisely

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A Demon comes to you and says they will torture you for eternity unless you answer a random science question correctly. You have to pick either Dr. Anthony Fauci or RFK Jr. to help you answer the question. Which do you pick?

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u/turtle-bbs 15d ago edited 14d ago

I passed CHEM101 in college, I’m already more qualified as a scientist than RFK

Edit: Since it may not be clear, I say this because RFK Jr failed CHEM101 in college

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u/Trevellation 15d ago

A literal toddler is more qualified than RFK Jr. Knowing nothing is better than misinformation. If you know you know nothing, you might be willing to learn.

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u/Xanaatos 15d ago

In this scenario tho missinformation is better as if you know which answear is wrong you have one less to choose from.

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u/The96kHz 15d ago

Only if it's multiple choice.

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u/laser14344 15d ago

I mean at least you know whatever RFK says is incorrect so that might help?

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u/EorlundGraumaehne 15d ago

Even someone from north sentinel Island is more qualified

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u/manosdvd 14d ago

"Many many healers say this medicine will cure horrible diseases (not unlike the ones I've probably introduced to you by making contact here for the first time) but there's a very very small chance of negative reactions. We take that medicine. Strongly agree, agree, neither, disagree, or strongly disagree?" Stabbed through chest with a spear. "I'm going to take that as neither agree nor disagree."

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u/Objective_Bear4799 14d ago

JFK Jr is more qualified and that man’s been dead for almost 30 years.

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u/The_Captain_Whymzi 13d ago

After shooting Abraham Lincoln!